Warning: Complete parody, character breakdown, slash
Summary, oh no, previous story:
Professor Snape always wears the same style of black clothes and robes when wandering around the Hogwarts castle, but no one has ever noticed the shirt under his black clothes... The warp man, er, the thread elf Dobby revealed that "Professor Snape's untouchable wardrobe is full of shirts, Dobby, I accidentally saw it, oh, bad Dobby is worse than bad Dobby..."
This aroused the interest of the Golden Trio...
Update slowly, it's embarrassing anyway