My Husband Is Allergic to Me

The heavenly soldiers and generals have spent the past few days hunting a flea that has gained sentience, because it bit the White Lotus Fairy, whom the Heavenly Emperor has recently taken into his heart.

The swelling would go down after a couple of days. It was no big deal, but the Heavenly Emperor didn't see it that way. In his eyes, being bitten was no different from being kissed: a bite was a kiss.

If it had kissed someone else, that would have been one thing. But the blind flea had to kiss the White Lotus Fairy, which was tantamount to challenging his supreme authority.

So he ordered them to catch that shameless, lustful flea at all costs.

Xiao Zao looked at the wanted posters Heaven had put up these past few days and felt terribly wronged. Setting aside the fact that she was female, even if she were male, a flea wouldn't find the White Lotus Fairy prettier than a female flea.

Theme: All beings are equal.