Transmigrate into a Book and Become My Ship's Child

As the top dog at the Book Transmigration Bureau, Luan Yi liked to spend his free time reading his beloved chosen-one novel, Heavenly Inquiry, and shipping its most popular pair of leads. He'd excitedly yell, "My ship is the best in the world!"

Things took a turn one day when a wanted criminal at the Bureau had saved up enough points to use a rogue System to transmigrate into Heavenly Inquiry. The criminal planned to make the chosen-one male lead fall for him and have a grand romance between a reader and the protagonist.

Luan Yi was furious. He beat his chest and assured the Bureau's higher-ups that he had a duty to stop this kind of delusional self-insert behavior before it could take root.

The bad news: Because Heavenly Inquiry was too popular, transmigrating into the book in one's own body was prohibited, and there was no suitable character for him to possess.

The good news: Thanks to the wanted criminal's shenanigans, his ship had shared a night of passion, and the one on the receiving end was secretly capable of getting pregnant.

Luan Yi hesitated for just a moment before making his decision.

Come on, they're my leopard and cat to begin with.

And so, the Luan Yi who'd intended to stop the criminal before he could get started ended up lying in the cradle first.

The stunning beauty with black hair and violet eyes held Luan Yi in his arms, awkwardly making up a story. "Don't cry, baby. Your mom... Your mom ate poisonous mushrooms and went away."

The demonic cult leader, feared by all three realms, had a child with the person he loved. But all he could do was stare in silence at the message brought by his spy.

Damn that author! What was he insecure about? Take a look yourself, does this make any sense?!

Looking at his own short, chubby little body, Luan Yi cried like a helpless baby. He didn't need to pretend at all.

A sour, insecure mom, a chosen-one dad, and a three-foot-tall him. How hard was it to have a complete family!

First, a content note: This is a story about the parents' romance from the protagonist's perspective. The protagonist has no CP.

2025.9.17

Theme: If you find yourself in darkness, never giving up hope can become a light.