My Master Specializes in Treating Villainous Disciples

Master-top (older man)

Chi Shun was a pampered young master born with a silver spoon in Kyoto in the twenty-first century, envied by everyone. Then one day, he slipped while skiing and fell into a harem novel. He wasn’t the protagonist! He was the lowest-level cannon-fodder villain~

(The kind who keeps the protagonist fired up with a “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west” grudge.)

As soon as he landed, he was bound to a System. His golden finger: he could restart the instance after dying.

Side effect: he couldn’t change his destined ending.

Since dying without being able to reload was unbearably painful, Chi Shun created N+1 talisman-paper puppet doubles to act in his place, while his real body hid away like a good boy.

If he killed the protagonist, he wouldn’t have to be killed and start over. For a permanent solution, he had no choice but to keep trying to assassinate the protagonist... but his bargain-bin master could always see right through him.

Tianqi Sect had a “senior brother” who couldn’t do anything and only knew how to meekly accept his fate. Since the sect’s leader, who was also the continent’s Sword Venerable, had taken him as a disciple, he outranked everyone, and the others had no choice but to address him as “Senior Brother,” however unwillingly.

No one knew why the Sword Venerable had taken him as a disciple. His cultivation never seemed to improve, and all he did was hunch over his desk drawing strange talismans. He claimed this was just the daily routine of a talisman cultivator...

Heh. In a fight, do you think the other person will wait for you to finish drawing your talisman?

Until one day, a certain Sword Venerable tossed him onto the fighting stage like a chick. “If you don’t take first place, I’ll dismantle all your doubles and shatter your true body.”

Only then did everyone learn what it meant to summon thunder and fire, call upon the gods and command ghosts, and master the way of the strange.

Only Chi Lianzhan knew his disciple was rotten to the core. Instead of following the proper path, he spent every day secretly using unorthodox methods to harm his fellow disciples.

Chi Lianzhan had failed to ascend, then been reborn. He was bound to some System, which told him that only by protecting the “protagonist” on their path to enlightenment could he ascend successfully.

But his disciple was either plotting against the protagonist or trying to assassinate him.

The Mother System’s daily alert: Warning! Warning! The dagger held by the Host bound to the subsidiary System is one inch from the protagonist!

Since he’d taken Chi Shun in, he had to raise and teach him. So he could only patiently grab Chi Shun by the ear and give him a good “education.”

One afternoon, Chi Lianzhan took a ruler and struck Chi Shun’s palm twice, hard. After Chi Lianzhan found his true body, Chi Shun finally got to experience a little hardship.

The usually cold and curt Sword Venerable softened his tone for the first time. “Do you know what you did wrong?”

Chi Shun pouted. This man was just like his father, always intent on teaching him how to behave. He really couldn’t bring himself to hate him.

“I know.”

“If you do it again, next time I’ll pull your pants down and spank you.”

Chi Shun had been about to casually agree. “Mm...”

He froze, almost wondering if he’d heard wrong. “Huh?”

Master, I’m an adult. Isn’t that punishment a little too... intimate?

Reading guide

1. Happy ending, one-on-one, master-top, with a touch of ensemble cast.

2. There’s a faked death later and a little bit of a crematorium arc (just a little!).

----------------------------------------This is the dividing line

The manuscript for this novel is nearly finished. My next novel will be: God of Vengeance.

Synopsis: After Jiang Wu’s own mother, the empress, pushed him into a furnace so that her adopted son could become a god, choosing between the two of them, he finally learned that he was the real adopted son. The kind of adopted son who takes the blame for everything.

Jiang Wu: Ha. This world really thinks too highly of itself.

[Interstellar ABO: The False Prince’s Revenge]

--- He was the empire’s real prince, but through a twist of fate, he ended up on a garbage planet. After a life of hardship, he returned only to be used as a plaything by the false prince’s faction, insinuated to be a breeding tool, cast out, and left to die full of resentment.

But Jiang Wu is a lunatic. He destroys his own gland, face-slaps powerful officials, plays the game of politics, retakes planets, and claims the throne.

Unfortunately, the God-King is just as crazy. Even with Jiang Wu’s gland destroyed, he still reacts the moment he catches the other man’s scent.

[Campus: The Twin Brother’s Revenge]

--- Among the twins, the older brother was frail and serene, with excellent grades, while the younger brother was violent, impulsive, and quick to anger, always getting into fights. Their personalities were manipulated until both fell in love with the same person. Their devotion was trampled, their surprises humiliated, and their sincerity rejected. They were mocked as unworthy of love, and after dying of depression, they learned that the older brother had been pulling the strings all along.

Love may not be remembered, but regret will be. Only what you’ve lost seems precious.

Thinking of how passionately and sincerely Jiang Wu had once loved someone else made the God-King’s movements even more vigorous.

[Entertainment Industry: The Namesake’s Revenge]

--- One was named Jiang Wu by birth, and the other changed his name to Jiang Wu. On a dating reality show, the two fought over a popular actress. He was branded a homewrecker, accused of underhanded tactics, dragged onto the trending topics, and vilified across the internet. Only after jumping to his death did he learn that the other man had used a System golden finger to steal his life.

Time will prove that I like men and won’t fight you over a woman. Time will also prove that I’m far more capable than you.

If Jiang Wu hadn’t seen it with his own eyes, he would never have believed that merely looking at his photo could give someone an erection.

[Feng Shui Master: The False Celestial Master’s Revenge]

--- He had no desire to inherit the Celestial Master’s position, but someone else stole his place. Then he was tricked and his Celestial Master jade pendant was stolen. Mount Mao shut him out, the false Celestial Master face-slapped him and trampled him underfoot, and everyone in the feng shui world turned against him. The orthodox Zhengyi sect was replaced by the Quanzhen sect, a motley collection of outsiders. After his death, the smoke rose from his ancestral grave, and he met his master, who couldn’t rest in peace. His master told him the other man had been reborn and defied fate to change his life.

Jiang Wu’s birth chart is so strong it could chop down a tree if written on paper. The underworld dared to claim the original, but it doesn’t dare claim him. A drop of his blood sends every ghost fleeing. What more proof do you need to tell real from fake?

But the God-King is clearly a gloomy ghost with far too much power. Not only is he unafraid, he keeps pressing close.

(To be continued~)

[Western Fantasy: Return]

--- The adopted son he’d always kept underfoot suddenly became the real prince. He had been the adopted son who took the other’s misfortune, dodged assassinations for him, and died in his place. Ha, this world really is a shoddy production.

What? You say I’m the fake? But they’re all dead. Who can prove it? My father raised me at his side, and I’m a god about to attain divinity.

The God-King had long since chosen the candidate for the divine office of God of Vengeance. But figuring out how to sleep with him was a challenge. He regretted resorting to such measures, because the other man only let him do it once a week.

S1v1

A fragmentary, obsessive, fanatical Supreme God (God-King) top vs. a powerful, revenge-driven, crazy bottom

An overpowered golden finger (mindless wish fulfillment, possibly the author getting carried away)

Quick transmigration novel, settings to be decided, logic is dead

Theme: Be the protagonist of your own life