The Pretty Tease Stole the Scum's White Moonlight

[Please add my next novel, What Should I Do If My Actor Husband Used Me and Dumped Me?]

Yun Xi unexpectedly learned that he was a scummy omega in a melodramatic ABO novel. He fell in love at first sight with the male lead, Gu Xun, used every trick in the book to marry him, and had no idea that Gu Xun had someone else in his heart. After years of entanglement, he would end up dead at sea.

Yun Xi, who had just started dating Gu Xun: ?

I’m a scummy omega? For real?

To escape his doomed fate, Yun Xi came up with a plan.

Step one: Break up with Gu Xun.

Step two: Steal Gu Xun’s beloved and teach him a lesson.

Just kidding. No one could mess with him and get away unscathed!

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Gu Xun’s beloved, Su Yanqing, was a refined and courteous alpha with a gentle manner, and he was being pressured into marriage.

Yun Xi arranged a blind date with Su Yanqing and smiled as he proposed a marriage of convenience.

To make the face-slapping even more satisfying, Yun Xi went on walks and dates with Su Yanqing, sang love songs to him at performances, drunkenly called him “husband,” and passionately confessed his love. He acted so convincingly that he almost believed it himself.

He flirted with Su Yanqing and seduced him at every opportunity, using “I love you” as a catchphrase. Seeing the alpha blush became his greatest joy.

But then he accidentally took things too far, and his plan backfired.

Yun Xi bit the edge of the blanket. “Th-this isn’t so bad?”

He hadn’t expected his beloved to seem so mild-mannered, yet be so different in certain ways.

Yun Xi: This is thrilling.jpg

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At the wedding, Yun Xi kissed Su Yanqing passionately and was pleased to see Gu Xun’s eyes turn red below the stage.

After savoring Gu Xun’s defeated look, Yun Xi was satisfied and ready to leave with a flourish. But he never expected Gu Xun, who had always looked down on him, to abandon his usual arrogance and beg him for a divorce.

And the usually gentle and noble Su Yanqing also shed his mild demeanor, revealing the madness hidden beneath his gentlemanly exterior.

He tore up the divorce papers, held Yun Xi captive in his arms, and asked softly, “You still like him, don’t you?”

“Then what am I to you?”

Yun Xi: My ex-husband.

Just kidding. Please let me go, ahhh!

Reading Guide

1. Spoiled, scheming, flirtatious bottom Yun Xi x fake gentleman, real gloomy yandere top Su Yanqing. 1v1, both virgins, alpha/omega pairing. No switching or breaking up the ship. The scummy alpha is just there to be a clown.

2. My take on modern ABO, with a mountain of original worldbuilding.

[Please add my next fluffy romance, What Should I Do If My Actor Husband Used Me and Dumped Me?]

Blurb:

After filming wrapped on The Thing in the Pool, top-tier star Chi Xiang got into a car accident on his way to the wrap party with film emperor Fu Hanzhang.

The good news: No one was hurt.

The bad news: Chi Xiang hit his head and thought he was living in The Thing in the Pool, where Fu Hanzhang’s character was his boyfriend.

After waking up, Chi Xiang had completely turned into the spoiled brat he played in the movie. He wanted to be fed at mealtimes, wanted company when he slept, and would periodically spout outrageous things with that gorgeous face of his.

When Fu Hanzhang turned him down, Chi Xiang would cry and whine.

“Waaah, hubby, don’t you love me anymore?”

“Waaah, am I not pretty anymore? Why won’t you kiss me?”

“Waaah, hubby, do you have someone else?”

Fu Hanzhang: ...?

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Fu Hanzhang was forced to become Chi Xiang’s fake boyfriend and personal caretaker.

And so...

“Hubby, it’s raining so hard, and the room is so dark. I’m scared to sleep alone, sob.”

Fu Hanzhang made a cold face and gave up half his bed.

“Hubby, I have a fever. I heard that doing that feels really good when you’re sick. Let’s try it!”

Fu Hanzhang made a cold face and shoved fever medicine into Chi Xiang’s mouth.

“Hubby, someone put an aphrodisiac in my drink. Help me, sob!”

Fu Hanzhang, who had seen Chi Xiang spike his own drink: “...”

Fu Hanzhang made a cold face, snatched the drink from Chi Xiang, and downed it in one go.

“You asked for this.”

The next morning, the bed was broken.

Chi Xiang got his memory back.

Chi Xiang panicked and ran off, clutching his butt.

After Fu Hanzhang caught him and dragged him back, Chi Xiang tearfully accused him of taking advantage of him. Fu Hanzhang responded by pulling out a video.

In it, Chi Xiang wore a few scraps of fabric and obediently said to the camera, “I’m willing to be fucked.”

He also unearthed a little box from under Chi Xiang’s bed, filled with Fu Hanzhang merchandise.

Fu Hanzhang: “Don’t you like me?”

Chi Xiang: “.”

I became a hater ages ago!!!

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Chi Xiang couldn’t act, sing, or do anything else, yet still became a top-tier star thanks to his flawless looks from every angle.

Meanwhile, Fu Hanzhang debuted as a teenager and became a film emperor at just sixteen. He was a gifted actor.

The two were worlds apart.

So when paparazzi revealed that Chi Xiang and Fu Hanzhang were together, netizens mocked them: Couldn’t you come up with a better story?

After all, Chi Xiang had once liked a hate post about Fu Hanzhang with his main account, and Fu Hanzhang had openly said he wasn’t into men.

That was until the two announced they’d be joining a couples’ variety show.

In the preview, film emperor Fu Hanzhang, who was usually seen onscreen as cold and stern, pinned Chi Xiang against a wall and appeared to kiss him passionately.

The trending topics exploded, and the fans went wild.

At the same time, the ship fans were born.

[Reading Guide]

1. Beautiful, adorable, spoiled bottom x a mature film emperor whose old house has caught fire. Older top, 1v1, both virgins.

2. Same-sex marriage is legal. A fairytale version of the entertainment industry, with no real-life inspiration. No switching, breaking up the ship, or role changes.

3. Includes a small amount of forum-style text.

Theme: Break free from fate