Bai Yuan died, Bai Yuan lived again.
Nothing happened, except that he only had three days left to live and needed to catch ghosts to stay alive.
So Y City welcomed a novice Taoist priest, how new he was.
Bai Yuan opened the mahogany sword that he had just purchased from pxx for 9.9 Yuan with free shipping. He received a 50-word review from the photo and asked customer service to get a free poster of the Heavenly Master's ancestors to ward off evil spirits.
Very good, I can put it on the door and save 9.9.
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Bai Yuan soon discovered that ghosts were not as frightening as in urban legends. Ghosts, like people, were only worried about trivial things.
For example, the obsessive-compulsive painter can't draw symmetrical eyebrows, the pedantic ghost spirit always gets stuck in the journals of the underworld, the lamp shadow woman sleepwalks and eats late-night snacks while losing weight, and her stomach and mouth don't match up...
The solution is very simple.
I just don't know why, but every time he uses the little ghost ball to bring ghosts back home.
When these ghosts see his rental house, they always express three parts shock, three parts confusion, three parts admiration, and one part ambition, plus a sigh.
"The Heavenly Master is indeed noble and upright!"
Bai Yuan:? ? ?
Gradually, something strange happened.
The housekeeper swept bundles of hundred-dollar bills out from under the bed;
A cultural and creative cup brought to the company for drinking water was purchased by rich second-generation colleagues at a high price;
Even the pxx posters on the wall with good reviews and cashback to ward off evil spirits have become a relic in the mouth of orthodox Taoist priests.
Bai Yuan pondered: ... If I continue like this, I always feel like I will get a knock on the door.
The next day, the doorbell rang.
"We are the special handling office, and we suspect that you are involved in -"
Before he could say anything about secretly sheltering the supernatural beings, the fair and handsome young man in front of him sighed.
"Money laundering or fraud, is it too late to return the stolen goods and make compensation?"
Painted Skin Ghost was the first to jump out: "I earned this money every penny from filming the short play, ahhhhhhhhh!!!"
The Earthbound Spirit followed closely: "Every antique in my house was collected by me through hard work and live broadcast treasure appraisal!"
Deng Yingpo, who runs a healing meditation studio, feels guilty: "I secretly inhale some essence, but this is the store's core business of treating insomnia patients. If I don't inhale, they won't sleep..."
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The people in the Special Branch became more and more numb as they listened:
You mean [A] level supernatural painted ghosts and earth-bound spirits.
[S] level supernatural lamp shadow woman, obsessed with evil spirits.
And these big and small ghosts, not only did they not kill you, but they also worked for Tiangang to support you? ?
Is this right? ? !
Gong is the heavenly master in the evil-proofing poster given by the popular cashback gift.
Fake high wind and bright festival and real heavenly master x Real high wind and bright festival and false heavenly master
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