Baudelaire had a lover who was beautiful, sweet, and talented under his exaggerated appearance. The most common thing he said to Baudelaire was "Baby, you are awesome."
Baudelaire has an enemy. He has terminal throat cancer, cannot communicate, and has a temper as bad as a stone in a latrine. The most common thing he says to Baudelaire is "Get out of my Gotham, Sandman."
Later, his lover became his sweetheart boyfriend, and his enemy became his annoying boss.
And Baudelaire, who joined the Justice League, discovered some coincidences——
His boss has three Robins, and his boyfriend has three adopted sons;
His boss's high-tech equipment all uses cutting-edge technology from Wayne Enterprises, and his boyfriend's surname is Wayne;
His boss is a close friend who co-founded the alliance with Superman and Wonder Woman. His boyfriend introduced him to his ten-year-old friends Clark Kent and Diana Prince...
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Baudelaire suddenly sat up from the bed, shook his hands and lit a cigarette: "B-Bruce, what do you think of Batman?"
"A costumed clown, a self-satisfied chauvinist pig, a hopeless messianic maniac."
Baudelaire breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, the dark boss couldn't be his sweetheart boyfriend.
"Again?"
Baudelaire lay back with peace of mind.
Early Warning
Imperfect character
American comic love
——Release in advance——
"Epidemic, it's good to be epileptic!"
Yu Zhao traveled through time and became the eleventh prince Yu Zhao, who was taking over the Yu Dynasty.
The mother clan is in decline, the emperor is ignorant, the princes are ambitious, powerful and foreign enemies are ready to attack.
At the start of the Heavenly Collapse game, the Golden Finger Merit System made a bold statement: Seize the direct descendant! Ascended to the throne! Create a prosperous era!
Yu Zhao's blood boiled when he heard this: "Okay!"
Then the next day, the deposed prince openly offered a piece of briquettes at the banquet.
Yu Zhao:?
On the third day, the Seventh Prince, who had been in a coma for half a month after contracting an acute illness, not only woke up completely, but also muttered: In this life, I must...
Yu Zhao:? ?
And later.
The dandy son of the left prime minister became a blockbuster in the imperial examination, and his masterpiece "On Productivity and Production Relations" spread throughout the capital.
At the little princess's banquet, the new champion's voice was loud and clear: "The system of eating melons, let's continue talking. Whose red mandarin duck bellyband is hanging on the left minister's body?"
A sky screen suddenly appeared above the palace: [Hello audience friends, today we will tell the story of how Taizu Xuan became the emperor of the ages among the heroes.
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Yu Zhao, who was completely numb, opened his hands and counted the numbers: science student, liberal arts student, rebirth, outsider's voice, melon-eating system, sky screen, book-wearing... Then look at the merit system that adds ten points of merit to him by doing one good deed a day and then stops eating.
Yu Zhao thought for a moment: "This world is too crazy, how about we stop taking it?"
The merit system firmly said: "Wait a little longer."
Yu Zhao was puzzled: "What are you waiting for?"
As soon as he finished speaking, his mother-in-law shattered the void and came with her sword in hand: "Whoever dares to block my son's path to the human emperor will see if I don't slash him with my sword!"
Yu Zhao:!
# Epidemic is good!
Intention: Look directly at yourself, don't escape, and become a better self
