The Whole Galaxy Wants to Steal My Dog Food

Food streamer Xiang Xi never expected that a trip into the wilderness to film himself gathering wild mushrooms would bring him to the interstellar world, where he would become a refugee after his home planet was destroyed by the Zerg.

Can you hallucinate even without eating poisonous mushrooms?

Why does he see meat lying all over the place, casually discarded?

Those giant crayfish with enormous pincers and dark red shells are the Zerg that destroyed his planet.

But why do they look so delicious to him?

...Stop right there.

Why eat toothpaste-flavored nutrition paste when there's all this meat around?

No, toothpaste tastes better than nutrition paste.

Interstellar food: mash it into mush and call it a day.

Xiang Xi gets a job helping out in the kitchen of an advance force, and starts picking up scraps each day to cook for himself and his dog.

Soon, Xiang Xi discovers he has an absurd talent: psychic cooking.

The food he makes can sharpen your mind, heal injuries, protect against radiation, and do all sorts of other things.

The adjutant (￣□￣): Even the dog's food is better than mine!

The adjutant (￣□￣): This dog... looks an awful lot like the commander!

Luan Zhen is the supreme commander of the advance force. His beast form is a Mongolian mastiff.

Because of mental instability, outside of combat his beast form regresses to its juvenile state, making him look like a black-and-white Border Collie puppy.

To get a bite of food that can stabilize his mental state, he decides to pretend to be a dog.

Luan Zhen (inwardly) (╬￣皿￣): Steal my food and I'll bite you to death!

Luan Zhen (inwardly) (ノへ￣,): How hard is it to get a bite of human food, anyway!

Luan Zhen (outwardly) (づ￣ 3￣)づ: Woof, woof!

Xiang Xi crouches down and pats the "little Border Collie's" head. "Good boy. It'll be ready soon."

Luan Zhen (inwardly) (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄): ...He petted me.

Later, the Zerg attack.

Luan Zhen changes back into his true form right in front of him, and the giant Mongolian mastiff tramples the Zerg swarm.

Xiang Xi turns around, holding his pot, and freezes.

Luan Zhen looks down at him. His tail starts wagging before he can stop it. "Don't look at me like that... I'm afraid I won't be able to stop myself from putting you on the table first."

[Reader's guide]

The Zerg are actual insects in the biological sense. They plunder all interstellar resources and are the enemy of every intelligent species. They are not human.

[Publication announcement] This novel will be published on Thursday, June 18. The launch will come with a 10,000-character update. Thank you for all your support so far, and I hope you'll continue to support the novel.

Coming next: The Cat Immortal Above. If you like it, dear readers, feel free to add it to your collection in advance (づ￣ 3￣)づ

The day Zhao Fuguang graduates with his master's degree, his adoptive father is arrested for illegally keeping wild animals.

When Zhao Yongfa sees him, he wails, "Your Grandpa Huangsan has been released into the wild!" Then he turns and sees the police officer at the detention center staring at him, and quickly changes his tune. "I know, I won't spread feudal superstition, and I won't keep wild animals anymore. Yellow weasels are protected animals, and humans should respect the laws of nature." After walking a little farther, he starts crying along with Zhao Fuguang again. "My Huangsan!"

Zhao Fuguang says, "Grandpa Huangsan was so old anyway. Just think of him as dead." Seeing his adoptive father's murderous glare, he hurriedly changes his tune. "I'll go look for him!"

"Look for what? Get a job now that you've graduated! Don't let someone else snatch a good position!"

Zhao Fuguang's adoptive father sends him off to Shenzhen to start his new job. Zhao Fuguang has always thought that spirit-medium stuff is nothing more than a folk tale, until he becomes the medium for a cat immortal.

Zhao Fuguang holds up a black cat with both hands. "Pitch black."

The black cat transforms into a handsome man wearing flip-flops. He hooks an arm around Zhao Fuguang's neck and pulls him close. His bright eyes seem to hold the moonlight. "You little brat."

Lazy, protective cat immortal seme × sharp-tongued, soft-hearted programmer uke

Theme: Food is the people's first necessity.