The Gray Fog Maid's Rules [Lord of the Mysteries]

Rules for Maids Above the Gray Fog: 1. Always remember that your master’s will is supreme. 2. Be respectful. You are strictly forbidden to roll your eyes, clap, or make a “I get it, you’re putting on an act again” face while your master is holding a meeting. 3. Maintain the professionalism of a servant. Do not comment on your master’s clothing, food preferences, or bad decisions. 4. Without permission, do not summon dangerous beings Above the Gray Fog and attempt to keep them as pets. 5. Everything Above the Gray Fog belongs to your master. Every pound, soli, and penny found while cleaning must be handed over. Do not handle them without permission. Do not handle them without permission. Do not handle them without permission. 6. You may/not speak ill of your master behind his back (traces of repeated edits in pale ink). Not to his face, either (emphasized in dark ink). The rules are still being revised. * As the Sequence 7 Magician potion entered his body, Klein found the illusory whispers by his ear growing clearer. Aside from that, the gray fog began to stir with strange changes unlike anything he’d seen before A maid. A humble maid in a standard classical gown appeared out of thin air, standing beside the Bronze Long Table. Hazy mist concealed her face, but could not hide the excitement in her voice. “Welcome back to the source... gray fog. My honored master! Your will’s extension, a simulated personality created by the authority of your divine kingdom, is here to serve you.” She lifted her skirt and performed a perfect curtsy. “With your power as it is now, your full awakening is just around the corner. It’s time to reclaim your authority and set out on this glorious path of trampling the true gods underfoot and punching ■■ in the face! And the first step in your great endeavor is to shoot down that arrogant Eternal Blazing Sun! Let the entire planet grovel at your feet and make them stepping stones to your glory!” Klein: ...? Klein, who is currently and exclusively Sequence 7: Who’s going to beat up the true gods? Me? * Warnings. Includes the following: surrealism, very little serious plot early on, a foul-mouthed robot maid, comical antics, an unhinged female lead, a scheming woman (?), dinosaur fanaticism, a bottomless pit of a story. Updates could be weekly, monthly, yearly, or whenever. Updates will follow the rankings when it makes the list. Please only click if you’re comfortable with these elements. Theme: Cherish every relationship.