
The Pretty Drama Queen Can't Tell Who Her Boyfriend Is
漂亮作精分不清男朋友
by Jiang Jiangxing (姜江醒)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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Chu Wei is delicate and beautiful. Even though he's spoiled and willful, he's never short of admirers.
No one knows that he's been face-blind since birth and can't tell beautiful people from ugly ones.
For Chu Wei, his good looks bring endless trouble.
To get rid of his increasingly extreme admirers, Chu Wei decides to find a boyfriend with status who can act as a shield.
After carefully searching and making a great effort, Chu Wei finally finds someone who fits the bill.
The man is young and accomplished, a major general with an excellent physique. But that's not even the best part: he's incredibly generous with his money.
The only downside is that his new boyfriend is far too clingy.
He constantly messages to check up on Chu Wei, pesters him to move in together, and wants to kiss and cuddle every day, constantly coming up with ways to get Chu Wei to call him "hubby."
Then the enemy begins making moves, and the major general has to deal with them, forcing him to leave on a business trip for half a month.
When Chu Wei hears the news, he's thrilled to have his freedom back and makes plans to go out with a friend that night.
But just as he's about to leave, a news alert pops up:
A major spacecraft crash occurred over the Jingli Star Sector at 1:46 p.m. today.
The accompanying image is unmistakably the very spaceship his boyfriend had taken when he left.
Just as Chu Wei is panicking, a spaceship suddenly lands outside his villa.
The man who steps out is wearing different clothes, but his build is exactly the same as his boyfriend's!
Overwhelmed with emotion, Chu Wei's mind goes blank.
When he comes to, he's already thrown himself into the man's arms, sobbing and complaining, "Hubby, you were fine, so why didn't you call me? Do you know how scared I was?"
His red-rimmed eyes make him especially endearing.
The man is silent for a long time. His hand tightens around Chu Wei as he replies in a low voice, "Mm."
*
Chu Wei has been troubled lately.
Ever since his boyfriend switched ships halfway through and made it home safely, he's had one stroke of bad luck after another. He's suddenly come down with a bad cold, his voice has grown hoarse, and his memory has gotten worse. He keeps forgetting where things in the house are.
The only thing that hasn't changed is how clingy he is.
He also keeps getting jealous of himself, asking Chu Wei whether he likes the old him or the current him better.
Fortunately, Chu Wei is clever and always gives a carefully balanced answer.
But his boyfriend never seems happy with the answer. He just holds Chu Wei and kisses him even harder.
Chu Wei can't take it anymore and threatens to break up. Only then does his boyfriend finally calm down.
Soon, their first Valentine's Day together arrives.
That afternoon, Chu Wei dresses up in his finest clothes and waits for his boyfriend to come home from work so they can go on a date.
The doorbell rings.
Chu Wei gets up to greet his boyfriend, who has been busy all afternoon.
Strangely, as his boyfriend goes upstairs to change, the doorbell rings again.
When Chu Wei opens the door, the man outside has exactly the same build as his boyfriend!
Even the voice calling him by his pet name sounds just like his boyfriend's before he caught that bad cold.
Just then, his boyfriend comes downstairs, already changed.
Looking at two men with identical builds and indistinct faces, Chu Wei freezes.
Can someone tell him which one is actually his boyfriend?!
*
Chu Wei is pressed against a mirror.
His boyfriend, usually so gentle and clingy, is rough with him now. The man is powerfully built and can easily drag Chu Wei around and change positions.
Then his boyfriend grabs Chu Wei by the chin and asks him to look into the mirror. "Have you memorized my face?"
Theme: Feel with your heart.
