He Keeps Provoking Me

Zhuang Xu is a sophomore in college and works part-time as a fashion streamer. Thanks to his good looks and incredible obliviousness, his streams are fairly popular.

His livestreams have a sizable audience, and he also has a generous top donor who spends freely and keeps him near the top of the tipping charts.

Thanks to this top donor, Zhuang Xu has plenty of clout, a steady stream of new viewers, and a substantial income.

With money, half of Zhuang Xu’s worries disappear. The other half are all caused by his sworn enemy, Zheng Jin Xun.

Though Zheng Jin Xun has a good reputation outside: citywide top scorer, handsome, and from a good family, Zhuang Xu knows that he’s actually an awful person.

Zhuang Xu found that out on the very first day Zheng Jin Xun moved into his dorm. The two had a fierce fight, and from then on, their relationship was irreconcilable, with one quarrel after another.

Why is he staring at me again? Zhuang Xu came out of the dorm shower after a bath, the flush on his cheeks not yet faded and droplets still clinging to his neck and collarbones, only to see Zheng Jin Xun looking at him.

Zhuang Xu: “What are you looking at?”

Zheng Jin Xun: “...You’ve got a nice figure.”

Zhuang Xu looked at his lean upper body: ???

Zheng Jin Xun had the physique of a model. Didn’t he feel a little guilty saying that? Even Zhuang Xu, oblivious as he was, knew he wasn’t being sincere. And why was he looking at him?

Given their terrible relationship, obviously to mock him!

After another tense confrontation, they disliked each other even more. Whenever they crossed paths, the air crackled with hostility, ready to explode at any moment.

Finally, when another argument brought them face-to-face, Zhuang Xu was furious. He decided to go all in, fight the guy, and then never speak to him again.

He grabbed Zheng Jin Xun by the collar, fist clenched and ready to swing.

“Clink, clink!” The sound of coins rolling made Zhuang Xu freeze. He looked at his phone: “You’ve received a 9,999-yuan red envelope.”

Then another voice rang out: “Your scheduled tipping feature has reached its designated time. You have tipped streamer Zhuang Xu 9,999 yuan.”

Hearing his own name made Zhuang Xu’s fist loosen. The source of the voice...

Was Zheng Jin Xun’s phone?

Zhuang Xu: !!!

Zheng Jin Xun is my top donor!

Would anyone give their sworn enemy that much money?

Unless he was an idiot, but Zheng Jin Xun clearly wasn’t.

Zhuang Xu’s fist fell slack. What was he supposed to do now?

Zheng Jin Xun raised an eyebrow and smiled. “That’s a perfect position.” He gripped Zhuang Xu by the neck and pulled his head toward him.

“Then let’s kiss.”

Reading Guide:

Both are virgins, happy ending, one-on-one.

Welcome to the story of a gorgeous but extremely oblivious bottom and a tsundere, stubborn top, and how sworn enemies become lovers...

Zhuang Xu: Wait, what does that mean? Zheng Jin Xun, you like me?

Zheng Jin Xun: ...The blurb’s over, and you’re only figuring that out now?

Zhuang Xu: How would I know if you didn’t tell me?

Zheng Jin Xun: How could I tell you if you didn’t ask?

...Yep, that’s the kind of “in-sync” couple they are~

[Coming soon: The Real Young Master? I’m Done Being Him! Please add it to your collection]

Yan Yang is the undisputed livestock king of Xiaoxi Village. But one day, at nineteen, while diligently feeding the animals, he was suddenly told that he was actually the young master of the Yan family in Shuijiang City.

Stunned, he grabbed the trousers that had nearly been pecked off by a goose, then returned to the Yan household surrounded by a crowd. In just a few days, his status had gone from livestock king to wealthy young master.

Yan Yang: Why does this feel like a demotion?

Yan Yang’s instincts were right.

A father who puts profit first, a mother who cares about appearances, an older brother who’s always on guard against him, and a fake young master who stirs up trouble everywhere, not to mention Yan Yang himself: this household is even more chaotic than a farmyard in the countryside, with chickens, ducks, geese, and pigs literally flying and jumping around.

Since coming here, Yan Yang’s quality of life has taken a nosedive. He’s restricted in what he can eat, drink, and do for fun, and everything about his daily life is governed by rules. He feels stifled, physically and emotionally, especially with all the criticism and comparisons from outsiders.

Finally, thanks to everyone’s efforts, in less than two months, Yan Yang, the boy from the countryside, became a laughingstock in Shuijiang City. He ended up in a pond, soaked to the skin, while the onlookers mocked him instead of helping. At last, his heart turned completely cold, and he stopped expecting anything from this place. Even the chickens, ducks, geese, and pigs he raised were more humane than the people around him.

I’m done. I’m going home! I’ll be king of my own farm again!

...???

Wait, no, hold on! Quickly take back that “, ”. Through the sea of faces sneering at him, mocking him, hating him, and despising him, Yan Yang vaguely saw someone familiar walking toward him, though he couldn’t make out who it was.

Only when that person kicked away the prank’s instigator, his face full of fury, did Yan Yang see him clearly. Then he couldn’t help but freeze.

Why is he here?

Wasn’t he back in the countryside helping me feed the geese?

Little Scene:

At a top-tier auction, the Crown Prince of Shuijiang City, He Yilang, bought a diamond crown for a nine-figure sum. Everyone was in an uproar.

“With the Crown Prince’s flashy style, this can only mean he’s found a new love!”

In the hotel’s most luxurious suite, two people’s ragged breaths mingled without pause. Yan Yang was pinned firmly against the floor-to-ceiling window by the person behind him. Their tangled warmth misted the glass, filling the air with an intimate, clingy heat.

Yan Yang’s eyes were red at the corners. He asked hoarsely, “Why did you lie to me before?”

“I’m sorry.” He Yilang kissed Yan Yang’s soft lips hard and placed the crown on his head. “This is an apology gift.”

“And an engagement gift.”

The night was long, and the little chains on the jeweled crown chimed beneath the moonlight~

Reading Guide:

1. Both are virgins, one-on-one, happy ending.

2. An adorable bottom who can carry half a pig, though he’s a little slow to warm up x a flashy, domineering, utterly devoted, talkative top.

He Yilang: Hold on, what are you talking about? I’m talkative? You’re saying I’m talkative? How am I talkative? Yang'er, do you think I’m talkative? Tell them I’m right!

Yan Yang: ... (looks away) ... Well, actually...

He Yilang: Actually, I’m deep, reserved, and composed, a man of few words, reticent, taciturn, tight-lipped, tongue-tied, and sparing with my words. I’m not noisy at all, right?

Yan Yang: ...

He Yilang: Hurry up and say it! Tell them I’m perfect in every way! Say something, Yang'er! I... Mmph...

Yan Yang clapped a hand over his mouth. “Enough, enough. Let’s go feed the geese first! Or do you want something to eat too?”

The world (Mmph *@what I say...?#/&*&&) finally fell silent (& #@no & mmph %?*&&* “Punch the blurb writer for me”!!!)~ (putting on sunglasses and smiling as if he hadn’t just been attacked). Welcome (Mmph&*& “Punch me again”!!!) everyone (Xiao Yan, make sure to kiss him quiet!) to the story~

Theme: Pursue love with sincerity