[Western Crossover] Big Brother Only Wants a Happy Ending

I joined a DC roleplay group chat.

There were a warm and adorable (?) Jason, a Tim with a head full of schemes (?), and a taciturn, devious Damian (?).

They were recruiting volunteers willing to be big brother Nightwing.

I thought for a moment, then boldly volunteered: "I'll do it!"

And so I became their big brother.

Wearing an owl disguise, I happily cuddled up with my little brothers, then started wondering about something.

Me: "Do we have a Bruce?"

Jason: "No." (heartbroken)

Evil Duck: "But we have Mom Who Laughs!"

Kryptonian Parrot: "It's Mom!"

Me: "...?"

...So he's Mom? (Ponders.) Wait, what's a Kryptonian Parrot?

Kryptonian Parrot: "Can't I be big brother's partner?" (wipes away tears)

Me: "...Of course you can."

Great, I have a Superman, even if he's a parrot. I'm happy with that.

Jason: "This is great! We finally have a big brother!"

Thanks, I'm happy too. My little brothers are adorable.

Jason: "Big brother, come act with us!" (pulls out a script)

Evil Duck: "Just so we're clear, I'm only an ordinary Red Robin." (sips coffee)

Me: "?"

Oh? Acting? I'm good at this. Leave it to me!

The script was pretty good, though it did a number on me.

After it was all over, I made a decision that went against the original story.

Me: "Big brother is going to close off his heart and refuse to play."

Jason: "?"

Evil Duck: "..."

Me: "By the way, we're not going to transmigrate b..."

I was wrong. I shouldn't have said that.

It was great. We transmigrated.

But where's Little D?

Tyrant: "TT."

Reader's guide:

1. Mainly a DC "light comedy." Don't take the scripts seriously.

2. The OOC is mine, the superheroes belong to DC!

3. There are plenty of perspective shifts, but the main perspective is still the protagonist's.

4. The author is a logic fanatic, a foreshadowing fiend, a perfectionist, a master of philosophical theory, and a writer of sweet HE stories with wild imaginations. I'm also good at both starting and resolving plot threads.

5. To be continued.

Theme: Say no to angst, starting with me.