Voldemort kept asking to see it when he was little... (just kidding)
1. A Slytherin student asks about bloodlines
"Are you pure-blood?"
The first-year poison girl, still playing a poison loli: "Dunno. Folks in my village have been able to use witchcraft in an organized way since the Tang Dynasty."
"The Tang Dynasty?"
"Two thousand years ago."
"If you don't count using it in an organized way, we might've been able to do it since the time of the goddess Nuwa..."
"?"
"Five thousand years ago."
2. First Potions Class
Snape: Potions can bring you wealth, honor, and even bring the dead back to life.
Poison girl: Bring the dead back to life? I know a thing or two about that. Anyone who doesn't want to die, line up here to become a poison zombie. In theory, once you're dead, you can live forever.
Snape: ? Stay after class for detention. Potter, you too.
Harry: Excuse me?
3. Detention in the office
Snape: You two, squeeze out the slug slime.
Harry: Ugh, gross just opened the door to gross's mom.
(He turns around.)
How are you so good at that?! Doesn't it gross you out?
Poison girl: I've dug out the stomachs of venomous living corpses. They died with their food undigested, and it only started rotting and stinking after they died. I had to, or they'd have been poisoned by the leftovers in their own stomachs when I cured them. And inside... tsk, tsk, their food had rotted into a lump of black-green sludge...
Snape: Enough, you little troll.
Potter? He's already retching.
4. Slytherin Common Room 1
Poison girl: Blondie, move over a little. Your snake brother wants to sit down.
Draco: How dare you provoke a Malfoy? I'll tell my father! (Actually, he doesn't mind the poison girl plopping down right next to him, but isn't it a bit much to make him give up his seat for her pet...?)
Poison girl: Keep it up and Scorpion Brother will lull you to sleep tonight.
5. Slytherin Common Room 2
Poison girl: Did you sleep well last night?
Draco: I stopped talking back, so why...?
Poison girl: Crying won't help.
Draco: What do you want from me?
Poison girl: Grow your hair long, tie it up, and cut it off for me. I want every strand. (Reborn into a new life! I want my own fox-gold! Even if I have to make it myself!)
Draco: Huh? (She likes the one-of-a-kind hair in my family...)
Theme: If you don't like me attacking the 3A game you love, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, then you can attack the 2B game I love, Jianwang 3.
Who knows the value of opening the full lock?
How many "vixens" are on the blacklist?
Did Xiaolong cry all night because of Butterfly Lovers? I kept laughing.
Strong suspicion that Draco has everyone on his blacklist
A tough guy needs to read girls' comics (not girl's comics), you're right, Damian Wayne
Teacher, write quickly, teacher!! Why hasn't it been updated this afternoon?!!
Hahaha everyone is so cute