Why I Don't Like Satoru Gojo

*Gender-swapped Gojo Satoru GL, a yuri story!!!

What my name is doesn't matter.

What matters is that from the day I was born until now, I've always been a staunch heterosexual.

Sure, I've never dated a guy, and I don't feel any physical desire for the men around me, but I'm definitely straight.

I've never doubted my sexuality.

Not until the day I met a beautiful woman in a black uniform.

"..."

…I'm sorry, I'm a lesbian!! I'm definitely a lesbian!!! (shouts!!!) Please, big sis, give me a chance! I want to date you, wahhhhh TvT!!!

Do you have any idea how beautiful she is? (gestures wildly, excitedly, and dramatically)

Friend A said helplessly, "We know. You've told us so many times."

I covered my face and started crying. "But for some reason, she still doesn't like me much. I'm really going to despair."

Friend B suggested, "Sigh... Find someone else. I think that brown-haired smoker with the bad stomach beside her is more your type. Don't you always like handsome, aloof, high-IQ guys?"

Me: "Wahhh, but I've completely turned into a lesbian!"

Friend C corrected me: "Well, what's this called? Gojo-ism, I guess."

Me: "Pun detected, points deducted! But that's pretty much it."

Friend A consoled me: "Actually, could it be that you don't really like that arrogant beauty named Gojo Satoru? Maybe you're just envious that she's fair-skinned, gorgeous, has a great figure, and can bully the whole world with her looks alone."

I stared blankly. So that's what it was?

Just then, Gojo Satoru called me. I picked up, and with my friends cheering me on, I shouted, "Gojo Satoru, I don't like you at all!!! I just think your lashes are so long and thick and beautiful, your eyes look like sapphires, your lips look so kissable, your skin is so fair and I really want to touch it, your waist is so slim and you'd feel so nice to hug, your hands are so pretty and look perfect for pinning someone down, and our height difference is perfect for kissing from behind. Even your chest is so perfect it makes me want to..."

"...Mmph!! A, why are you covering my mouth? I haven't finished explaining why I don't like Gojo Satoru...!"

Gojo Satoru, on the other end of the phone: "?"

1. I'm sorry, I've already been completely overwhelmed by gender-swapped Gojo Satoru. I'm dizzy and can't tell heaven from earth. I'm so utterly smitten with little Gojo that I can't find my way home. Wahhhhh, what a face, beautiful to the extreme as a man, a woman, a human, a ghost, a god, or anything else! Wahhhh TT

2. This will probably be a story about an ordinary girl dating gender-swapped Gojo Satoru. The other characters will remain platonic.

3. The blurb may change, but the core premise will stay the same. Probably a short, sweet one-on-one romance.

4. The narration's point of view hasn't been decided yet.

5. More to come if I think of anything.

Theme: Love.