Straight-A Lóng Àotiān Says, Bro, You Smell So Good

- A progression fantasy in another world, set at an academy. Blurb may be revised.

Comedic, pure-hearted college guy on a leveling-up adventure x cold-faced, sharp-tongued, genius local beauty

College guy: Bro, you're the best. Give me a hug, bro. Bro... bro...

Beauty: What a schemer...

Beauty: Oh, turns out he's just an idiot.

Yu Tianxin was aloof and untouched by worldly concerns, until one day he met a country bumpkin with a hole in his head.

The bumpkin grinned, filthy from head to toe, and held out a spirit fruit as he said with a bright smile, "Hey, brother? Could you do me a favor? Pretend you're my fiance's older brother, then tell him to break off our engagement because a country bumpkin like me isn't good enough for him. How about it?"

He even clasped his hands and bowed again and again. "This really matters to me. Please help me, okay?"

Yu Tianxin wanted to see what he was up to, so he agreed with a cold expression.

Then the bumpkin said something fierce about how fortunes rise and fall, and how a poor boy can still become a success, before covering his face and running off.

Yu Tianxin: "..."

They met again at the academy competition.

When the bumpkin saw him, it was as if he had seen a god descend from the heavens.

"Brother! Brother! Help me out. This time, pretend to be an eminent senior who stands up for me. I'll give you all the rewards from the academy competition afterward."

Yu Tianxin: "..."

The academy students, already toppled in every direction: "..."

After that, one thing followed another. The other guy would ask him to play an icy bodyguard or some ridiculous role, delivering lines about how terrifyingly powerful he was.

Later, he went even further. When Yu Tianxin rushed over to save him, the guy actually shouted, "Don't be scared, little sister Yu! I'm here to save you!"

Then he spat out blood and fainted in Yu Tianxin's arms.

For a while, Yu Tianxin thought he ought to get his head checked.

*

Ye Yan used to be a cheerful, sunny college guy. Then he transmigrated while saving someone, got bound to an X-brand Dragon-Attitude Hero leveling System, and was forced to act out all sorts of embarrassing scenes.

Fortunately, Brother Yu helped him, so he didn't end up being seen as a pervert by too many people.

Brother Yu would brave fire and blade with him, and go along with all the System's missions.

Bro! You're my best bro!

Every time he shouted this at the height of his emotions, the old man in his ring would give him a look that said he wanted to speak but thought better of it.

"You said, bro?"

Ye Yan choked up with emotion. "Yeah, bro!"

Until the System gave him a new mission, ordering him to get handsy with a beauty.

Ye Yan: "..."

He faced death with courage and asked Yu Tianxin, "Bro, can I borrow a hand?"

Yu Tianxin: "..."

Ye Yan timidly touched his hand a couple of times.

Bro, your hands are so soft. Bro, you smell so good. Bro... bro, I think our friendship has changed into something else 😱😱😱

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