They Are All Infatuated with Me

Lan Yin was a lowborn man from a remote, impoverished village. Because he had what was hailed as the most valuable face in the world, countless people went crazy for him, even offering ten thousand taels of gold just to see him smile.

His fans revered him as a god, and people in the industry avoided discussing him. Though he was constantly in the public eye, hardly anyone knew about the ill-tempered personality beneath Lan Yin's bewitching looks.

But everyone who knew him said that there was no one in the world who wouldn't fall in love with Lan Yin.

Lan Yin appeared as a guest on a boy-band competition show, only to be photographed meeting in private with one of the hottest debut candidates.

When the scandal broke, chaos erupted everywhere.

Lan Yin's fans: [Here we go again...]

The heartthrob's fans: [Our guy has really made it. He can even ride that star's coattails now.]

Exclusive scoop from XX: [The current Best Actor, a rising business tycoon, a top idol, and a Best Director have all had a thing with that star. Pictures and proof included. First come, first served. No more once it's gone.]

The sudden scandal brought long-buried events back into the light after many years.

One suggestive photo after another spread across the internet. In every picture, Lan Yin was beside a different man.

He fell in love with the multi-award-winning Best Actor while filming a drama, and paparazzi caught them kissing on the street. Later, he reunited with the actor on a variety show. The man's gaze followed him everywhere, his love almost overflowing from his eyes.

The Best Director regarded him as his cherished muse, filling all his later works with Lan Yin's presence, even writing a script based on his life just for him.

The rising business tycoon kept backing down for him, willingly lowering his standards and indulging his unfaithfulness and restlessness, content to be the backup option.

Major media outlets embellished and broadcast his utterly ridiculous romantic history, but instead of criticizing Lan Yin, public opinion kept shifting.

Everyone's attention turned to something strange.

[Holy crap... Can anyone really be that pale??? And that waist! The guy beside him can wrap one arm around it. Is that even fair?]

[So our Lan Yin really is a face-con. Sure, we can't see some of their faces, but every guy in those photos has an amazing body.]

[Who saw that photo of him in the grass? Masterpiece! With content this good, why would I even go on the blue bird app????]

[...]

Rumors that had once been nothing but speculation became fact overnight. The man at the center of it all continued to effortlessly juggle several men, until one day a prank show knocked on Lan Yin's door.

Completely unprepared, Lan Yin opened the door with kiss marks all over his neck. The blinding flash forced him to turn away and close his eyes. The cameraman, catching the scent of gossip, shoved the camera in his face, only to be stopped by a hand blocking the lens.

The camera tilted upward. Lan Yin was in a man's arms, and behind them, several gorgeous men were fighting. As the flash went off, they all turned to look toward the door.

And so, an iconic image of the entertainment industry was born.

Basically, it's like: Wait, the couple I ship is real! No, why is there another guy? Screw the other guy, my ship is the one fate chose! Stop fighting, does nobody ship the whole harem with Lan Yin? Ship what harem? Lan Yin is obviously mine!

Content warnings:

1. A dog-blooded, forceful, everyone-loves-him story, with one-on-one pairings at different stages and lots of suggestive scenes.

2. Not suitable for readers who are extremely possessive of the shou. The story centers on the shou and is told in third person. It also includes stories from the past, which will be marked when they appear.

3. The author is sensitive. No writing advice, please. If you don't like it, click the top-left corner. Let's all be happy.

4. A thoroughly dark, shou-focused story. The shou is beautiful and knows how to seduce.

5. The characters' values do not represent the author's.

6. No real-life inspirations. Please don't try to match the characters to real people.

7. No suggestive relationship between the gongs. If you casually accuse them of flirting, I'll assume you're picking a fight.

8. I write for the love of it. If I enjoy writing it and you enjoy reading it, that's all that matters. No personal attacks.

9. The protagonist has meaning simply by being written into existence. Don't say the shou isn't good enough. Even if all he had was his face, he'd still be the best.

10. A dog-blooded story written purely for my own enjoyment. It's mostly shou-focused, and I've included every dramatic trope I could think of. Neither the gong nor the shou is entirely a good person. The only honest, hardworking person here is the author.

Theme: True love can overcome any obstacle.