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Wu Baige is a fan site photographer. Wu is her surname, and being a pushover is his destiny.
No matter which celebrity she follows ends up in a scandal, she sticks to one principle: "You can criticize him or me all you want, but you can't return the photobook I sold you."
To thank her for her outstandingly bad behavior as a fan, Wu Baige is forced to bind herself to the "Adam's Apple Cover Resale System" and begins reselling adam's apple covers in the Chinese entertainment industry.
A male idol secretly gets married and has a baby, then puts out a statement claiming he's single.
Wu Baige: You forgot to turn off your Pinduoduo friend activity. You make that much money, so next time, could you not buy your kid's formula on Pinduoduo?
Male idol: Sister Wu, fine, I'll buy your adam's apple covers. I'll buy them right now.
A male actor makes a big show of hosting a wedding on an island and even sings "Today You're Marrying Me" with his sister-in-law.
Wu Baige: Buy my adam's apple covers or I'll expose your chat history with your sister-in-law, your shameless flirting partner.
Male actor: Sister Wu, I'll buy every adam's apple cover you sell from now on.
A male singer builds an image as a devoted husband, while privately hitting on pretty girls at nightclubs and bars.
Wu Baige slaps a stack of photos against his face. "Pick a statement to clear things up: were you looking at glow-in-the-dark sheet music, or planning a hip-hop-themed music video?"
Male singer: Starting today, I'll replace every light stick at my concerts with an adam's apple cover. Sister Wu, please, let me off the hook.
Reader's guide:
1. None of the characters in this story are based on real celebrities. It has absolutely nothing to do with real life, so please don't try to guess who they're supposed to be. I made it all up.
2. This is expected to be a short story of around ten thousand words. Updates whenever.
Theme: Be a sensible fan, have boundaries as a fan, and help build a clean online environment.
