[Swimming] My Ex-Husband and I Join a Dating Show

Blue TV has launched a new dating reality show, but at first nobody paid it any attention.

That is, until the day it premiered, when everyone was shocked to discover that one of the couples was none other than the Swimming King and Swimming Queen, who had already divorced.

[Help! Who could have guessed Blue TV would dare invite this divorced couple?]

[Their relationship announcement shocked the whole country, their divorce shocked the whole country, and now their reality show appearance has shocked the whole country. They really saw it through from beginning to end.]

[Help, after the divorce the Swimming Queen publicly mocked the Swimming King for being no good. I can't even imagine what it'll be like when they meet.]

[Everyone can say what they like, but besides winning their own gold medals, their greatest contribution to the swimming team was having a little star child. Too bad they only had one, and he only swims backstroke.]

[I'm dying. I really wonder if the swimming team arranged their marriage just to build up the next generation.]

[I'm dying. The swimming team doesn't build up the next generation, it just relies on catching little stars.]

[What, has the swimming team now ordered them to do it again, so they can have a second child who swims medley?]

[I am laughing so hard I'm about to puke. In the preview, Wang Yang saw his dad and immediately said, "I got in the pool this morning."]

[The Swimming King doesn't just push himself, he pushes his son too.]

[I'm laughing so hard I'm sick. What divorced couple starts timing each other the moment they meet?]

[The way they interact really makes me believe that brainwashing story about them getting married just to build up the next generation.]

[They're like ships passing in the night. The Swimming Queen is such a gloomy person, yet she's surrounded by sunshine every day. Does she spend every day thinking about strangling her senior teammate?]

[The Swimming King really is sunny inside. He doesn't seem to hear a single bit of the Swimming Queen's muttering.]

[Even after the divorce, the Swimming Queen is frighteningly gloomy. She's nothing like the bucktoothed girl she used to be.]

[Obviously. They're divorced now, so the Swimming Queen has dropped the act and stopped pretending.]

[I'm dying. The Swimming King is still completely in love.]

[Besides the Swimming King, who else could put up with his gloomy junior teammate?]

[He loves him so much!]

Reader Notice:

[The full story's release schedule has already been set]

1. The author is extremely fond of jokes, including dark humor and unfriendly real-time comments. Don't read if that's not for you.

2. The main characters are Sun Dayong and Wang Cheng, and their son is Wang Yang. Mentions of the characters' names for the third time will be deleted, as will inflammatory and unfriendly comments.

3. Intersex characters. This is a clean story, with nothing below the neck. Any such content that comes up will be deleted, so please be mindful of your expectations.

4. If you can't stand it, just pretend the author is dreaming. There's no need to make yourself miserable in the comments. The author has a bad temper and won't indulge you.

5. To be added.

6. Check the first chapter for content warnings.

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