Note: This is an alternate-universe storyline for Armed Detective Agency Dazai and Jiang Yuan from Bungo Stray Dogs: The Girl with the Pearl Earring. Chapters 22 and 25, as well as bonus chapter 4, involve the Port Mafia Dazai storyline.
Blurb:
Miss Kirishima Jiang Yuan got her marriage license in the morning, then fell in love at first sight with someone else that afternoon.
Jiang Yuan: "The biggest problem I'm facing right now is that my boyfriend throws little tantrums. The next problem is that I'm not divorced yet."
"The even bigger problem is that whenever he throws a tantrum, he stops eating."
A male ghost comes back to life to find the wife who died for love of him.
The good news: her taste hasn't changed. She falls in love with him at first sight and adores him.
The bad news: she hasn't divorced yet, so he has gone from being her husband to being the other man all over again.
The even worse news: this silver-tongued woman played him for a fool. He only realized it after she'd had her way with him.
#Mr. Dazai Is a Chaste and Virtuous Woman#
#Mr. Dazai's Virtue Is No More#
#Mr. Dazai Is Forced to Be the Other Man#
Content warnings:
- Out-of-character characterization warning, lots of original headcanons, heavily altered plot
- Bittersweet yet sweet romance, one-on-one pairing with Dazai (very high Dazai content, Dazai stans beware)
- The female lead is a beautiful college student, a shameless seductress who attracts both men and women, and a love-brained romantic at the heart of the story
- Love triangles, lowbrow and immoral romance, mutual dog-training kink
- Primarily Bungo Stray Dogs, with only a tiny bit of Jujutsu Kaisen
Please note:
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- Please do not bring up controversial topics unrelated to this story
- If this is not to your taste, please do not read it. No need to announce that you're dropping it
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Theme: The souls of lovers are mirrors of each other
It's delicious, teacher! From this article to Xiaohongshu and then here, teacher, it's a good meal!
Can the teacher still update? 😭
When will it be updated??? [Let me be healthy][Spread flowers]🥺
Wow wow wow, big, hurry up, I have no food to eat /∧
Damn, when can we start? 🥺 After reading the updates in Big and Little Red Books, I can't tell the truth. I really really want to read it, woo woo woo 😭
It's better to come early than to come by chance. I stayed there till early in the morning last night and didn't see Wuwu.
I just finished watching the previous part, but I didn't expect to see the if line when I click on the column. Hehehehe [Panda Head] [Panda Head] [Panda Head] It's better to come early than to be lucky. Hehehehe
I'm hungry, please give me more updates~~
Is your wife still there? [Holding thighs] I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
This... Thanks for the reply, sorry. 🤗