To get promoted, I teamed up with our founder Xianyu to hit our KPIs at the Matchmaking Hall.
The first day we met.
I said: Wu Gang felling the cassia tree was his punishment!
She shook her head. "Wrong! She stole the bark to buy wine!"
I said: The Mistress of the Moon Palace is aloof and otherworldly!
She clicked her tongue. "Wrong! She's a socially anxious tech nerd who loves reading all kinds of indecent stories!"
I said: The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, loves bananas!
She sighed. "Wrong! She's a grassroots office worker who's allergic to bananas and doesn't even have health insurance!"
I said: The Erlang God, Yang Jian, is solemn and majestic!
She slapped the table. "Wrong! She glares with that third eye just to bait people. The moment you ask, 'What are you looking at?' she'll say, 'You, got a problem?' and 'Want to settle this?'"
I said: The Queen Mother of the West is dignified and kind!
Surely I got it right this time!
She whispered, "Wrong! She has a whole orchard of Peaches of Immortality, yet secretly waters down the juice until it's only 0.1 percent peach! What a miser!"
And these gods are hardly the only ones who've given up and started slacking off.
Xianyu shrugged. "Anyway, Baiyujing is full of extraordinary people, each more bizarre than the last."
As an evil cultivator who loves the rat race, I suddenly felt like a model citizen.
Whatever. Let's get to work!
Wait a second... Something's not right here!
Ma Wencai was supposed to break up Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, so why is she crying and begging me to take her as my disciple?
Bai Suzhen was supposed to be too delicate to take care of herself, so why is she a hulking, musclebound warrior?
Xianyu lounged with her feet up, snacking on melon seeds and scrolling through her phone. "So what?"
Meanwhile, I'm falling apart every day:
The legends aren't supposed to go like this!
A war god and founding master who's out of work and lying flat in peacetime x her hard-working grand-disciple, who switched to the demonic path to make a living but still works for the righteous side
[All-female world, every character is female from beginning to end]
[Third-person narration. Two powerful leads, platonic relationship, no romance]
[The main plot follows the leads as they team up to work. KPIs are just background, but the protagonists help others get together to improve their performance]
A subversive workplace comedy that deconstructs mythological legends. Please be aware of the premise.
Screenshot dated November 20, 2025
Theme: Success comes from hard work, and perseverance brings victory.
How can I apply to close the account next to my teacher?
Hahahahaha, "Shocking, the founder is actually a popular writer!"
Ahhhhhh I like it! They are all women, I like them very much
It's my favorite subject at first glance! [Rose]
Looks like cb! In fact, it didn't take long to get cp
Congratulations, ancestor, you don't have to work anymore
Only Wenxi can't think of it, no Xianyu can't do it, haha~ The fish is so big that it can't fit in a stream~
[Sahua] I searched, but it showed that this article could not be found. I wonder if the author there deleted the article. It's such a pity [picking my brain]
[Spread flowers] Hahaha Xianyu, how many surprises do you have that Wenxi doesn't know about 🌈 It seems unreliable, but it's actually all-powerful
"Evil Nuomi Ci" and "Wrath Hammer Nuomi Ci" have very interesting IDs 😆