[Genshin Impact/Honkai: Star Rail] Livestreaming the Capture of Suiyang, All Thanks to Magic

Wendy, the Anemo Archon and retired master of slacking off, transmigrated from his carefree days in Mondstadt to a place called the Luofu.

Where he'd ended up wasn't important. What mattered was that slacking off wasn't allowed here.

Wendy sighed. Wendy was forced to find a job.

At his Ten-Lords Commission interview, the judge clutched Wendy's resume and gasped:

"We're hiring people to catch heliobi."

"What do you mean, you've lived for over two thousand years without becoming Mara-Struck? Are heliobi supposed to call you senior?"

"What do you mean your specialty is chatting and making friends with non-human species? Can you really make friends with those things?"

Wen-dy, the grown-up wind spirit who's great at slacking off: "Ehe."

Just as the judge was about to kick him out, a passing white-haired man with narrowed eyes waved his hand and told Wendy to put theory into practice by befriending a heliobus.

Three days later, a vicious heliobus fugitive returned to the Prison of Deep Seclusion in tears to turn himself in, saying that Master Wendy had taught him how to be a better flame.

The Ten-Lords Commission: (◎_◎;)

Just as the Ten-Lords Commission decided to do everything in its power to recruit Wendy, a paranormal-investigation blogger with an official stamp of approval from the Divine Foresight Ministry made a name for himself on the Luofu's online networks.

The mischievous heliobi he talked into converting to the Great Lan God shouted, "The Reignbow Arbiter just blasted through seven wheelchairs at the speed of light!"

The ferocious Borisin clung to him and wept, saying that looking at him was like seeing a dear friend or family member.

Even the Cloud Knights who had fallen Mara-Struck and gone on a rampage sat down and listened obediently as he sang.

The blogger himself claimed to be weak and helpless, and said that he only solved paranormal incidents because the ghosts and monsters had a change of heart.

Whenever anyone questioned the authenticity of his livestreams, the gentle, easygoing young blogger would respond with a smile:

"Oh, that? Just call it magic."

Later, after an accident during a warp jump, Wendy, the Luofu's famous paranormal-investigation blogger, disappeared into an uninhabited star system and was never heard from again.

Not long after, as forces from the Astral Express, the Galaxy Rangers, and Xianzhou Luofu gathered outside Amphoreus, Wendy went live again.

The young streamer, selfie stick in hand, broadcast from the very cradle where the Lord Ravager Iron Tomb was being born.

Reading the comments on his phone, Wendy strolled leisurely toward Iron Tomb's core.

"Huh? Who am I supposed to talk into something this time?"

"I'm just a weak and helpless little blogger. How could I possibly trick anyone?"

"I'm only here to help a friend named Iron Tomb leave Amphoreus."

Before the suffocatingly enormous machine, the boy who played up his helplessness didn't so much as flinch. A moment later, he chuckled, and the braid by his temple began to glow green.

"Though this time, I'm sending him off the physical way."

Wendy cut off the livestream.

The next moment, Xianzhou Luofu and the Interastral Peace Corporation issued a joint statement that shook the cosmos:

The Lord Ravager Iron Tomb had fallen.

When he went live again, the young streamer, his clothes slightly dusty, brushed them off in front of Iron Tomb's remains and smiled at the camera as if nothing had happened.

"Hm? I didn't do anything. ...You want to know how it ended up like this?"

"Ehe. Didn't I tell you it was magic?"

Reading guide:

1. The protagonist is Wendy. No romance, with an absolutely happy ending.

2. There are original elements. Wendy's strength is roughly equivalent to that of an Aeon. Don't think too hard about the combat logic.

3. The timeline is after the defeat of Phantylia and before the Wardance Ceremony.

4. The story was conceived during Genshin Impact version 3.7 and the Moon Phase II version. Any later inconsistencies should be treated as original elements.

Theme: Life shines because it exists.