I Am a Player. What Can I Do for You?

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One day, the Armed Detective Agency takes a commission to capture a dangerous target known by such titles as "Romantic Plunderer," "Two-Toned Demon Who Rules the Night," and "Phantom Assassin."

The whole team goes out. After a great deal of trouble, they succeed in capturing him.

The interrogation room.

"Your name."

The target answers calmly, "An ordinary plumber."

The name is rejected without mercy.

The target thinks hard. "AAA, King of the Trash Cans!"

That name is rejected too.

With a solemn expression, as if contemplating the profound question of how a radish spirit could team up to defeat a tyrannosaurus, the target proposes yet another name. It is rejected once again, unlocking the side quest: "About to be sent to prison, then tortured until you confess."

Player: !!!

P.S. The title follows the format of the Japanese anime Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto. This is a long novel.

Completed novel: The Divine Diviner, but a Player. Coming soon: Half-Body Simulator

Theme: Embrace the world and run toward the future