[Fluffy] Maine Coon x German Shepherd
[Full draft completed] The story of a cat learning how to "be human."
Hello, human.
Cats can learn to be human, and humans can learn to be cats.
Cats never doubt themselves.
Cats always love themselves.
After the cat cafe was forced to close, Ying Min thought she would never get another chance to be with cats.
Until one day, she found a tabby cat at her doorstep and brought it home. After that, things quickly spiraled out of control.
A Siamese, a tuxedo cat, an orange cat, and a calico took turns showing up. Whenever she tried to leave, they would roll onto the floor and cling to her ankles.
That much she could handle.
But then a man with cat ears and a tail showed up outside her door, pretending to have been hit by a car.
Ying Min: ?
Ying Min: Something doesn't seem right.
*
Ying Min's true form is a Maine Coon.
Before the Bureau of Spirit Beings appeared, no one knew this.
After the Bureau of Spirit Beings appeared, not a single spirit knew this.
Even Ying Min herself can't figure out how everyone came to assume she was human.
A Ragdoll gives her salted egg yolk peas, an orange cat hunts down cucumber-flavored chips for her, a Siamese thoughtfully prepares human food for her (steamed buns), and a tuxedo cat finds her the legendary human happiness water (cola)...
There's also a German Shepherd who turns into Mr. Conch and stays in the kitchen, busily preparing three meals a day for her.
Ham and mashed potato salad, spicy kimchi fried rice cakes, pork ribs with preserved plums, beef with tomato and scrambled egg, tofu wrapped in egg...
Ying Min: Being human is fine, too. There's nothing wrong with it.
*
Mu Hezhi thought he was in for a slow-burn romance, with feelings developing over time.
He never imagined he'd somehow get caught up in a fluffy love rivalry, with the entire cat faction against him.
But he's a German Shepherd!
Mu Hezhi: Is it too late to mutate into a cat?
Mu Hezhi: This is urgent. Please send instructions.
[Reading Guide]
1. There are lots of fluffy creatures in this story.
2. There are lots of puns in this story.
The blurb was screenshotted on August 31, 2025.
The second revision of the blurb was screenshotted on September 12, 2025.
Theme: Cats and dogs can heal the world.
