The Vain Beauty Ran Away While Pregnant

Older, possessive, daddy-type seme x vain, silly beauty uke

Qi Miao swears he'll become a rich tycoon's kept pet and live a carefree life of eating and waiting to die.

So he takes over his bestie's sucker.

The sucker is a beer-bellied company boss with a fatherly air who likes sexy, gorgeous women.

That day, Qi Miao wears a sexy dress, takes a sultry photo, and sends it to Beer Belly.

[Hubby, I just bought a new dress. Do you like it?]

Beer Belly: [?]

Beer Belly: [...I don't care who you are, it's too short and indecent. Change it.]

Qi Miao purses his lips. Just as expected, such a dad.

He must be saving the photo while lecturing me.

[Hubby, I don't have money to buy another dress. I haven't gotten paid for my part-time job this month yet QAQ]

My bestie was right. Beer Belly might be a dad, but he's quick to send money.

Later, Qi Miao sends Beer Belly a photo of himself drenched in sweat after exercising. [I got a new part-time job at a barbecue place today. It's hot, but the pay is good. I'll be able to buy Hubby a watch soon.]

Qi Miao puts on shiny stockings and takes a photo of his long, straight legs. [Hubby, I think there's something wrong with the uniform the company gave me... Hubby, I'm scared T T]

No matter what Qi Miao sends, Beer Belly transfers money to him.

At first it's a few hundred, then a few thousand... and eventually, an unlimited bank card.

Half a year later, Qi Miao has gotten all the money he can, sends Beer Belly an earnest breakup essay, and blocks him.

While grilling skewers with his bestie, his bestie asks how things are going with the new sucker. Is he more handsome than the beer-bellied boss?

Qi Miao: ?

Wait, something's not right.

After comparing notes, they discover that Qi Miao added the wrong person from the very beginning!

That night, the legendary head of the Fu family shows up at Qi Miao's home bearing lavish gifts.

He intends to arrange a marriage alliance with the "young lady" of the Qi family.

*

After somehow getting engaged to Fu Yunzhou, Qi Miao realizes that the person he added back then was none other than the head of the Fu family.

He is immensely powerful and fabulously wealthy, and he is known for holding grudges. He's cold and ruthless, and not someone to mess with.

Qi Miao is scared stiff, certain he'll end up at the bottom of the sea.

Fu Yunzhou first makes Qi Miao delete his breakup essay, then write "I love Hubby most" a hundred times and set it as his mortifying social media cover photo.

Then he has every one of Qi Miao's electronic devices fitted with a tracking system.

1. Don't scam money from anyone else.

2. Don't lie to Hubby.

3. Kiss Hubby every day.

4. Hubby will punish you when you misbehave.

Qi Miao thinks life at the Fu house is worse than death.

Fu Yunzhou is always using his misbehavior as an excuse to punish him. His face hurts, his hands hurt, his waist hurts, and his butt also...

Later, Qi Miao is horrified to discover that he's pregnant.

Who wants to have Fu Yunzhou's baby? Never mind, time to run!

*

Qi Miao takes the baby and, through a series of lucky finds, gets a cheap big house, a good job for little money, and an affordable good hospital, then smoothly gives birth to a chubby baby.

But when he looks up the cost of raising a child, Qi Miao starts worrying.

The little chubby baby can't live a hard life, and neither can he.

Fu Yunzhou has always indulged Qi Miao's little game of running away, keeping a close eye on his troublesome wife.

Until he receives a familiar photo of a woman in a dress.

The "woman" in the photo is wearing a sexy dress and pinching a chubby baby's cheek.

[Hubby, I'm about to run out of formula money. Send cash, or I'll pinch your son to death!]

Fu Yunzhou simply catches his wife and gives him a thorough "punishment."

Qi Miao's cheeks are too flushed with embarrassment to conceal it. "Hubby, Miao Miao was wrong..."

"Good. Thanks for making a mistake and rewarding Hubby, Miao Miao."

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