[Real life is a little busy, so updates are slower for now]
"Could you top up a little more? I want to hear it again next year."
With a little trick in the restroom, Jiang Ling grew another crop. Crying as she did it, she harvested ten Old Seventeens and bought four face-customization cards with heartfelt enthusiasm.
Then she got a rare encounter.
[When the chives are ready, harvest them; how many boxes does a life hold?]
Jiang Ling was searching the world for eggs to start a new character and use her face-customization card when she was electrocuted to death. She arrived in a Western fantasy world with superpowers, her account completely looted. She'd gone from a top-tier dual-cultivation Shao Luo to a top-tier blank-slate hero, with all her cosmetics stripped off and stuffed into storage.
The mysterious Yellow Chicken laughed loudly. "Sell all of them at a bargain-bin price and you can go back."
Jiang Ling: "Oh, I'm not going back."
Great! Now she was a noble wandering hero Shao Luo. She'd always been worried about having to pay a penalty to delete her character from the Medicine Sect, so she'd never dared to do it.
A general practitioner with the power to bring the dead back to life had recently arrived at the black market.
She didn't have the prickly temper of a miracle-working doctor, and countless people came to her for treatment. They could even get all sorts of amazing freebies after paying her consultation fee.
"Curse residue, right? Hang on, I'll cleanse it with Dispel."
"D-Doctor, do we really need to dismiss everyone and stand this close?"
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Jiang Ling looked at the silver light from the single-target dispel she'd cast and the patient's blushing face. She fell silent for a moment, then decisively stabbed the patient.
Protagonist: I want to restore my kingdom.
Jiang Ling: OK.
Villain: She must not restore her kingdom.
Jiang Ling: OK.
Teammate: You have a responsibility of your own.
Jiang Ling: OK.
In the middle of the plot's chaotic brawl:
Protagonist: Those villains are just too much. Please help me take them out.
Jiang Ling: Sure.
Villain: That protagonist is getting on my nerves. Go deal with them.
Jiang Ling: Sure.
Organization: What's going on? Go balance the situation.
Jiang Ling: Understood.
The three sides, after fighting for ages, discovered that a certain three-master traitor had turned the whole situation into a muddle: ?
Jiang Ling: (Innocent) You handed out quests without asking any questions, so why blame me for completing them all?
Theme: All roads lead to Rome.
It's such an embarrassing special effect action 😭, Chengdu Square was full of people doing this special effect action that day 😭, my apprentices in YY went crazy laughing.
😭 Why are you rubbing your hands? What are you talking about? Why do I need 250M to look at you?
Why are you rubbing your hands? What did you find again? Why does it take 25M for me to take a look at you!
Is this the daily routine of the sect? Rebuilding the sect's different world ver?
Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu 😭 😭 Bathroom, you should give me a salary, buy social security, and pay for work-related injuries!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing hahahahahahahaha
Oh my gosh, I still remember that special effect 😏
Why do we need to rebuild the Medicine Sect everywhere! (Wailing) Speaking of when the Medicine Sect will be rebuilt, I no longer want to rush through half the map every day...
It can also be used at level 140... I remember that there are quite a few people using Deer King and water effects at level 130. It's probably not necessary to just cultivate spiritual elements.
Doesn't that make sense to me? [Sunglasses]