[Crossover] A Shinra First Class Soldier's Interstellar Shopping Guide

No one knows when Genesis signed everyone up for a tour group.

By the time Sephiroth and Angeal found out, they could only resignedly (?) lug their suitcases onto the interstellar train.

Genesis (cheerfully): Friends, it's a rare vacation! Let's go shopping till we drop!

Angeal (face twisted): So why is it a shopping tour?

Sephiroth (looking at the brochure) (frowning): Gotham City, with simple and honest people; Arkham, a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery?

Sephiroth (confused): Why would a modern city use a slogan like that?

Genesis (wagging a finger): Differentiation.

Angeal (inhaling sharply): Then why would you give us a guidebook as thick as a brick instead of assigning us a tour guide?

Genesis (winking): Maybe there aren't many wizards?

Sephiroth (expressionless): What's the point of the volleyball match? Do either of you even play volleyball?

Genesis (pushing them both forward): Don't overthink it. Just listen to me and go have fun!

*Worlds tentatively include: DC, HP, Detective Conan, Haikyuu!!, and others to be added.

*The trio get along a little better than in the original. To find out why, read the companion series, A Shinra First Class Soldier's RB Travel Guide.

*No CP for anyone, friendship-focused.

Theme: Shop! Shop! Shop!