Synopsis
[Satisfying revenge + female lead with monstrous cultivation talent + face-slapping + unhinged + cutting remarks + purely evil characters]
- I'm undergoing tribulation, and you add more lightning? Lin Daidai, are you trying to show off your Lightning Spiritual Root?!
- My name is Lin Daidai. The day I took up my sword was the day I began my reckoning.
- On the Tribulation Platform (short skit)
Characters: Lin Daidai; System (6603)
Lin Daidai has a safety talisman stuck to her belly (arms spread wide).
"Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Today, I, Lin Daidai, will surely ascend!"
Lin Daidai: "Can I trust this talisman?"
6603: [Trust me. I prayed to every god and Buddha to get this...]
(interrupted) The first bolt of heavenly lightning strikes. Lin Daidai's hair stands on end, and the talisman flutters down. The words "safety payment" are written on it in plain sight.
Lin Daidai: (sprawled on the ground) Liar!
6603: [Huh? I think I gave you the wrong one.]
Opening:
Just a moment ago, Lin Daidai was an unkempt girl at home in her tacky pajamas, wolfing down dinner while happily scrolling through those short videos that lower your IQ.
But fate always enjoys playing tricks on people.
A funny video suddenly appeared on her screen, and Lin Daidai couldn't help bursting into laughter.
That laugh was all it took for the rice she was chewing to lodge in her throat!
She choked and coughed repeatedly, her eyes rolling back until she could barely see.
Panicking, Lin Daidai pounded her chest, trying to cough up or swallow down that stubborn grain of rice.
But no matter what she did, the grain seemed to have taken root in her throat and would not budge.
Gradually, Lin Daidai found it harder and harder to breathe. Her vision blurred... At last, she could no longer hold on. She closed her eyes and fainted.
At the same time, something even stranger happened: the entire room began to shake violently and warp out of shape.
The neatly arranged furniture flipped over, and some pieces even floated in the air.
Lin Daidai's body lost all its weight, as if she were drifting in outer space. A powerful wave of nausea surged up from her stomach, and stomach acid rose like a tide into her throat.
As her consciousness was about to fade completely, Lin Daidai vaguely felt a sharp object slide up her sleeve and into her arm.
The Cultivation World----
When she opened her eyes again, Lin Daidai felt as though she had entered an entirely new world.
As soon as her vision cleared, she saw a face right in front of her.
Lin Daidai stared at the face before her, her mind racing.
She finally reached a conclusion: she didn't know them.
She screamed and sprang into the air.
"What the hell! Who are you?"
The person didn't answer. They simply straightened their back.
"Speak! What exactly did you see?!"
Lin Daidai: "?"
The person smiled as if it didn't matter. "Forget it. Whether you know or not, you have to die."
With that, they struck with a sword.
But the sword didn't belong to that person. It was the one hidden in Lin Daidai's sleeve.
Sword in hand, she struck. The person was instantly killed by a single blow, then vanished.
Theme: Love the Party, love the country, love the people