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On the verge of death, Yu Yang bonded with a monster romance app. To escape death, he had to win over three nonhuman gods.
Each of the three ruled supreme in their own universe. One treated the world like a ball to play with, another made every living thing die alongside it, and the third watched humanity and punished it...
All Yu Yang had was a romance app with such a long delay that even checking his targets' affection levels came at a steep price.
In World One, Yu Yang transmigrated into the body of a newcomer at a research institute, the kind everyone could push around. His job was to care for a highly poisonous jellyfish.
He worked hard feeding it for a month, and at last its affection for him reached the level of food.
How insulting! Yu Yang quietly cried. Then the jellyfish, which had been motionless until now, suddenly extended its transparent tentacles from the water and wrapped him up like food.
System: Don't panic! The manual says jellyfish are simple-minded and strong-limbed, and they're obedient hopeless romantics! Tame him! Tame him!
Yu Yang pressed his lips together, his face bright red as he tried to pull the tentacle that was worming its way in there back out.
Th-that place isn't allowed...
He'd seen the strong limbs for himself, but could it maybe not be so simple-minded? That was no place for it to crawl into! And yet it did.
In World Two, Yu Yang learned from his mistakes and prepared to make the first move.
As an ordinary person, he devoutly joined the church of the angel and went to pray every day.
He stumbled through the scriptures, but the angel descended to the world at his very first prayer.
The angel's cold eyes lowered, sweeping over the silent but fervent congregation before fixing on Yu Yang and walking toward him.
Yu Yang: Wait, why do I have a bad feeling about this...
System: Don't panic. His aloofness is just a front. The manual says angels are bashful, pure-hearted virgins who blush if you touch their hands. Go on, touch him!
Half skeptical, Yu Yang reached out.
Crack.
The angel locked silver handcuffs around Yu Yang's wrists, took him to Heaven, threw him in the celestial dungeon, and demanded that he reveal his true form.
Dazed, Yu Yang looked at his newly grown heart-shaped tail and demon horns, his hot, hungry lower belly, and the delicious-looking angel before him.
Yu Yang: Wow... Could you have told me sooner about something as important as me being a succubus?
In World Three, Yu Yang tried and tried to get close to Mr. Ghost, determined to succeed.
System: Trust me one more time! The ghost is an elegant, cultured duke who loves humans.
But the moment the ghost saw him, he went mad, chasing and tempting him with gleeful malice, luring and coaxing him into leaping from the old castle with him. He wanted Yu Yang to stay by his side forever.
The System checked the date in the manual. "Uh... A thousand years ago, he really was like that..."
Yu Yang closed his eyes peacefully. It was fine. He still had a second playthrough.
Then he realized the three Outer Gods were about to bring the sky crashing down!
Yu Yang: Go on, what are their settings this time?
System: This one's got nothing to do with me. You tricked the jellyfish into marrying you, eloped with the angel, then got stopped halfway by the ghost. When he asked why everyone else could have you but he couldn't, you showed him your succubus mark.
The System looked at the affection bars for the three gods and marveled. "It's off the charts! Host, you're amazing! All of them are maxed out!"
Yu Yang: ...Those are emotion bars. They're all red-hot with rage!
[Preview of the upcoming novel, The Shared Beta of the Noble Academy]
Chu Niao was an ordinary beta from a desperately poor planet. Apart from being a little handsome and a little likable, there was nothing special about him.
Until his mother fell gravely ill. As the illegitimate son a baron had left behind, Chu Niao was taken back and transferred to the Imperial Noble Academy. His whole world turned upside down.
The academy was full of arrogant aristocratic children. Chu Niao tried hard to fit in, but he still couldn't bridge the gap between them.
When his rich roommate, an Omega, went into heat, Chu Niao, who knew nothing about Alpha and Omega biology, thought he was sick and tried to take him to the hospital. The roommate shoved him away.
Roommate O: Don't think that being a little pretty means you can seduce me and turn yourself from a barnyard chicken into a phoenix.
The Marshal's son, a rabid-dog Alpha who sat beside him, gave him a warning on their first meeting, humiliating him in front of everyone.
Deskmate A: Pretending to be an Omega to get close to Omegas isn't enough for you? Now you want to seduce Alphas too?
The younger twin of the First Elder's Councilor, a sunny Omega, stood up for Chu Niao and became his first friend. Chu Niao was very grateful to him.
Friend O: Ah, he's so easy to fool. I bet he'd look adorable crying when he finds out the truth.
The Alpha twin, a scheming white lotus, impersonated his brother to tease the unsuspecting Chu Niao and tricked him into helping him through his rut.
Deceiver A: You said we're friends. Are you really unwilling to help a friend?
Chu Niao thought nobody wanted to get close to him because he was an illegitimate son. Later, he started thinking they were getting a little too close.
Roommate O: You say you're not an Alpha and can't soothe me. Then be my Omega instead. I'll get you pregnant.
Deskmate A: Look at me. I'm all you need. If I catch anyone else eating your mouth, I'll bite them to death.
Older Twin O: Do I have to fill you up properly before you'll stop going to someone else?
Younger Twin A said nothing, only sharpening his knives for the slaughter.
Chu Niao: Are people at your noble academy all like this?
Good Guy A: Oh, no. I'm your good doggie, baby. I haven't done anything.
1. The 1v1 pairings are separate for each arc.
2. Both body and soul are pure, from head to toe.
3. This isn't quick transmigration. He alternates between three worlds, each with an independent setting and no connection to the others. In the end, the protagonist returns to his original world.
An ambitious, silly, slow-witted, universally adored bottom x a natural-born jellyfish top / an abstinent saint who becomes a fallen angel top / a gloomy, manipulative ghost top
Theme: Stay true to yourself.
There's no need to give me a red envelope, I just want to keep myself at the top of the list (serious)
"The minister was a little excited and slapped his chair..." This is a big bug for the author~ do you know
Boss, boss, I gave you a fully ordered copy of this, you probably won't mind...
Jinjiang is indeed a treasure house. The more you dig, the more you find. But the author's writing is pretty good. Why is there such a small collection (doubtful jpg)
It's so well written. I hope the next one will be as exciting.
The protagonist is so tired every day. People with low energy will be shocked after watching this 🐶
Oh, if I go, they will be discovered soon.
Why is this researcher so bad [angry]
Are you still writing the extra story about Da Yuling?
Ah, it's over, it's over, let's spread the flowers 💪