The Two-Faced Assistant Covets His Boss Every Day

S/M all-in-one package / evil parasitic flower / unhinged beauty top x devoted, fatherly CEO bottom

Both are each other's first / younger top / top is not sexually impotent

Yu Qi was a career-driven overachiever in his previous life. At just twenty-four, he had become an MD at a top investment bank, only to die suddenly at his desk from overwork.

When he opened his eyes again, he was bound to the "Absolutely No Tragic Love System."

System (eagerly): "Hello, Host! Your mission is to help the protagonist top, Li Chiyi, and his moonlight, the protagonist bottom Shen Qingyu, get together, and clear every obstacle in their way! Upon completion, you will receive..."

Yu Qi smiled and cut him off. "Can you bring me back to life in my old world?"

What he couldn't bear to leave behind was his thousand-person team, six kinds of insurance and two housing funds, his annual salary and stock options, and his partner profit-sharing...

System (stammering): "Uh... your original body has died, but you can start a brand-new life in this world..."

Yu Qi: "You mean I've transmigrated into a cannon fodder character, and now I have to start over and work for someone else while helping them fall in love?"

System: "Yep."

Yu Qi: "?"

System (trying to avoid disaster): "...Just kidding. It's not exactly starting over! You're now the protagonist top's personal assistant, so you could say you're... back in your old line of work..."

Yu Qi smiled amiably. "Heh. Then how about no one gets to live? Let's all die together."

System: "!!! Failing a stage mission will trigger punishment: electric shocks, numbness, hallucinations..."

Hearing this, Yu Qi came back to life, an unusual blush spreading across his face. "That sounds... kind of amazing..."

System: "??? Is something wrong with this generation of Hosts!?"

*

After being forced to report for duty, Yu Qi transmigrated into a cannon fodder assistant who was being forced by the villain to wear women's clothes and suffer humiliation.

His clothes were disheveled, the corners of his eyes were flushed, and bruises covered his waist and abdomen where someone had pinched him.

The moment the door burst open, his gaze met a pair of deep black eyes: Li Chiyi, the protagonist top from the original story. Broad shoulders, a narrow waist, sharp features, and an untamed air.

Yu Qi immediately went limp, tears ready to fall. "...Please... don't do this..."

But when he staggered to his feet, his stiletto heel took a very personal grudge and ground down hard on the assailant's fingers.

Li Chiyi burst through the door and saw a scene of humiliating allure. He flew into a rage and broke the lecherous bastard's hand for his new assistant.

Yu Qi felt electricity run through his entire body.

He was excited.

*

Li Chiyi discovered that his new assistant wasn't just a pretty face. His work skills were astonishing, and he knew Li Chiyi's habits and preferences like the back of his hand. Yet his personality was soft and obedient, and he startled easily. He was also physically delicate, sometimes going limp and fainting in Li Chiyi's arms from low blood sugar, sometimes grabbing on to him in his sleep, trembling and mumbling from a nightmare...

He even seemed to have a lucky-charm constitution. He would always accidentally spill coffee on his rival's crucial documents, or innocently point out their fatal weakness. Whenever he angered them, he'd hide behind Li Chiyi with red-rimmed eyes and mumble, "Mr. Li... did I mess up again?"

Li Chiyi's heart softened. He felt that he'd taken in an especially capable little work bunny and had to protect him properly.

Meanwhile, in some unknown corner...

Yu Qi: "That was fun. Next."

*

Until Li Chiyi had cleared away every obstacle and was about to confess to his moonlight one night, when he accidentally drank spiked liquor. His mind grew hazy, and heat coursed through his body.

In the darkness, the pretty bunny he always protected turned around and shoved him down onto the sofa, loosened his tie, and gave him a dangerous smile. "Mr. Li, now... may I collect my payment?"

Li Chiyi's mind rang.

*

Yu Qi was a villain at heart. The System had sent him to maintain the world's balance, but he insisted on breaking it instead.

On the surface, he was a parasitic flower, but inside he was a rabid dog who never let an insult go unanswered. Not only did he get involved with the protagonist top, he kept provoking the will of the world.

For him, punishment felt more like a reward.

The world was furious. Temporarily blinded and with his senses thrown out of whack, Yu Qi seemed unable to feel pain. In the middle of their intense entanglement, he smiled and asked the person on top of him, "Big brother, look carefully. Who am I?"

The person above him panted and pressed close. "Xiao Qi... harder. Fuck me."

Partway through, the rabid dog even lazily told the System, "I'd like to apply to purchase *** equipment."

The System covered its eyes and handed it over, trembling as it thought: Holy shit, that's vulgar...

It was already a half-dead System and had given up struggling.

Maybe they should just leave things like this? The process had gone off the rails, but the ending seemed to be a happy one.

[Tips]

This should be a short top (not actually short, just shorter than the bottom. The initial design has the top at 185 cm and the bottom at 190 cm. They can stand shoulder to shoulder in shoes, kiss if one goes on tiptoe, and be close enough for the top to lower his head and reach... other things). Please keep this in mind before reading.

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