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Books by 憋笑江湖军哥
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Hilarious Cultivation: Kicked Down the Mountain 爆笑修仙:被踢下山
You bastard, now you remember the spatial ring?! A bunch of bald monks from the Buddhist sect get together to meditate and chant sutras. What the hell does that have to do with you? You just had to make them skip straight to becoming Buddhas, you bastard, by tossing two hornet nests into the crowd! Getting beaten up for it would have been bad enough, but you just had to sneak into their merit pool, and wreak havoc on the Sacred Merit Lotus they’d cultivated for ten thousand years, eating all the
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The Cut-In System: A Wildly Satisfying Life 截胡系统:爆爽人生
Born with a body plagued by bad luck and bound to an unreliable System, Meng Lingjun discovers that cause and effect can connect him to stubborn immortals in the Immortal Realm. Using all sorts of worthless things from Earth, he comes up with countless ways to swindle the stubborn immortals out of their treasures. This lets him explore Earth and discover all kinds of creatures recorded in the Classic of Mountains and Seas…
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Hilarious Cultivation: I Rule the City with an Iron Fist 爆笑修仙:我在都市横着走
Cultivation requires wealth, companions, techniques, and a place to practice. So what should I teach you? How about reading faces? “Hold on,” Zhang Zhantian continued. “Try it on the street. These days, unless women scrub themselves several times with steel wool and rinse with clean water, you won't see their real faces. And even then, what you see might be the handiwork of a surgeon with a knife!” Third Brother went on, “Then how about teaching you tomb robbing?” Zhang Zhantian shot that down t
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I Reincarnated as Tang Sanzang, and You Gave Me a Rage-Inducing System 魂穿唐僧你给我配气人系统
The way Tang Sanzang sings, the Old Lord of the Pole Star hears a widow’s sorrow, the God of Wealth hears the bewilderment of someone without family to support them, Chang’e hears the remorse of an unmarried woman past her prime, and the Queen Mother hears the grievances and despair of married women. The Sky Wolf hears the loneliness of a single person, while the Jade Emperor hears the helplessness and anguish of a troubled family. The first time you hear it, it breaks your heart. The second tim
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The Ugly Deity Returns to Earth to Cultivate, Hunted by the Police 丑尊地球重修被警追
Zhang Quanliang is an unbelievably ugly, sleazy Immortal Venerable. After robbing the mischievous old boy Taishang Laojun, he goes on to rob a gang of fraudsters from the Western Buddhist Sect. After an accident leaves him sealed off from his cultivation, he arrives on Earth with the Howling Celestial Dog he stole and kicks off an unconventional, hilarious journey of cultivation.
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Taking Over Li Tai's Body to Topple Zhenguan 魂穿李泰推翻贞观
In the Taiji Palace, Li Tai pointed at Li Shimin and yelled, “Li Shimin, you idiot! I'm buddies with Grandfather. You call him Father, so you should call me Father too! “With a brain like yours, you still want to be emperor? You old fogies should pick someone else to rule. He's too stupid! “The only things he's any good at are murdering his brothers, imprisoning his father, wiping out his brother's entire family, and sleeping with his sister-in-law!”
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Journey to the West Meets Modern Civilization 西游撞上现代文明
Restless Sun Wukong, the protagonist of Journey to the West, refuses to stay cooped up inside his immortal stone womb any longer. He kicks apart a crack in the stone and slips out under cover of night. In gratitude for the great merit of the stone that mended the heavens, the greater world bestows a wisp of primordial purple qi upon him. It arrives the next day, but the monkey mistakes it for something worthless and swats it away. The primordial purple qi travels through space and lands on the p
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Cultivating Through Debt: The Heavens Are in Turmoil 欠款修仙:诸天不安
Lin Huohai unexpectedly acquires a Myriad Worlds Gate and discovers that he has a Chaos Saint Physique. It takes enormous resources to cultivate, and his progress is slow, so he has no choice but to raise his realm by binding himself to other people. Knowing that this guy has money and just wants to lie flat, the Great Xia government's Dragon Group keeps tricking him with all sorts of excuses, buying the treasures Lin Huohai scams and swindles from the Myriad Worlds at rock-bottom prices and le
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Adou: Lie Flat? I'll Start an Industrial Revolution in the Three Kingdoms 阿斗:躺平?我要在三国工业革命
Here you'll find the technology behind an industrial revolution, built from nothing, practical guides to everyday life, and stories you never knew about… During the crisis at Changban Slope in the Three Kingdoms era, Earth novelist Li Lingyue's soul enters the body of the infant Adou. He obtains a Merit System and uses his infant body to cleverly help Liu Bei's forces avoid a plague, make salt, refine coal, forge steel, and invent gunpowder… He teaches modern farming, animal husbandry, and
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He Shen Cultivates Immortality, and the Court Is Furious 和珅修仙,朝堂气翻
"Qiaolian, your brother, the Imperial Uncle, is hugging a locust tree in the courtyard and reenacting a love story between man and tree. Who's being so malicious as to play a suona right outside our gate? Hurry up and get rid of him!" "Mother, the one playing the suona is Lord He Shen. But Brother-in-law is sprawled on the wall, cracking melon seeds and thoroughly enjoying the show. How are we supposed to get rid of him?!" "Which brother-in-law?" "The emperor!" "Good grief! I heard he likes snac
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What a Joke, This Scoundrel Wants to Become Emperor? 搞笑,贱人想称帝?
Li Xudong had barely stepped into the office when he bellowed, “Hahahaha! I, Hu Hansan, have returned!” Zhao Li stared in astonishment. “Holy crap! What's going on? Didn't I lend my Heaven Reliant Sword to the nun? How come that jerk still has his head?” Zhang Qiang said helplessly, “Seriously! You guys are so out of the loop. This kid has already mastered the Sunflower Manual. Looks like the nun lost!” Li Xudong flashed a cheeky grin. “Hehe! Didn't see that coming, did you? The Extinction Nun..
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Peerless Divine Lord, Proud of Heaven and Earth 绝世神君傲乾坤
My fate is mine to command, not Heaven’s! If Heaven seeks to destroy me, I’ll defy it! I will make the heavens unable to block my sight, and the earth unable to bury my heart. I will make all living beings understand my will. If I do not die today, I’ll make you two treacherous lovers perish, body and soul! If gods stand in my way, I’ll slay them. If Buddhas stand in my way, I’ll destroy them! Above and below the heavens, I alone reign supreme!
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My Live-Streamed Cultivation Has Cost Me All My Dignity 直播修仙节操不见了
Long Batian, a spoiled second-generation heir from a major immortal sect, refuses to cultivate even if beaten to death. His parents and martial uncles trick him into going to Earth. Relying on his own cleverness and wild imagination, he uses livestreams to deliver all kinds of hilarious comebacks and read people’s fortunes, with one absurd stunt after another. Thus begins his unconventional path to immortality. It’s so funny that you shouldn’t read it while eating.
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Hilarious Cultivation: The Eccentric Rich Second-Generation Heir 爆笑修仙:奇葩富二代
“I, today, ascend the throne... and grant a general amnesty to all under Heaven! All the world’s delicacies may be presented as tribute, regardless of social rank. Anyone who offers an exceptional dish will be granted an official post and noble title! Announce: Liu Chan of the Imperial Household Department, enter the hall! Why is it so cold in here? Turn on the air conditioner for me!” Wu Dazhi, hiding behind the folding screen in the corner, sprang to his feet in excitement. “Holy crap! You bas
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