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Worth a look! "Anthology of Funny Meanings" - When gods encounter KPIs, heaven encounters big data. Have you ever seen the Kitchen God who was driven crazy by KPIs? Have you used Nian Beast's Douyin account? Did you know that after Yuelao used big data matching, the divorce rate in the world soared by 300%? If you haven't read it, then you must not miss this magical collection of stories that will make you laugh to tears and make you think deeply afterward - "Anthology of Funny Morals". 1. This is not the fairy tale you imagined. Believe me, this is definitely not the old myth and legend. The Nian Beast here is not scary - he opened a Douyin account and became a Spring Festival culture blogger with tens of millions of fans. He is reminded every day: "Teacher Nian Beast, are you still going down the mountain this year?" The Stove Lord here is not reporting on his duties - he was forced to implement KPI assessment by the heaven. In order to achieve the "violation discovery rate", he started to make couples quarrel through dreams, and ended up trapping himself in the Lingxiao Palace. The Yue Lao here does not pull red strings - he uses a big data matching system to match 10,000 marriage pairs in 0.01 Seconds, with an accuracy rate of 99.99%, And then the divorce rate in the world tripled. Sound ridiculous? But after reading it, you will find that this is not writing about gods, it is clearly writing about ourselves. 2. Three stories, three moments that will hit you. "Nian Beast Becomes a Self-Media": Nian Beast is not the only one who has been abandoned by the times. When a "ferocious beast" who has been in the industry for three thousand years found that he was no longer needed, he chose to transform. He started making short videos, talking about Spring Festival customs, and revealing the secrets of "human beings think we are afraid, but in fact we are just allergic." He became famous, but he also encountered Internet violence - some people said that he was a "monster pretending to be a traditional culture". The most heart-wrenching scene is when Nian returns to the cave where he has lived for three thousand years and discovers that the cave walls are covered with graffiti left by each generation of Nian over the past three thousand years. From the earliest rock paintings, to later Chinese characters, to the latest "What are they taking pictures of" - this wall is a history of human observation for three thousand years. After reading this, you may think of yourself: the self who was pushed forward by the tide of the times, the self who worked hard to transform but was still questioned, the self who still has childhood graffiti on the wall of his hometown. "Performance Appraisal of the Stove Lord": When "Guardian" Becomes "Assessment" The Stove Lord has been working for four thousand years and was suddenly told: Starting from this year, KPI assessment will be implemented. He needs to fill out quarterly reports, calculate the "violation discovery rate", and ensure "100% household registration rate." In order to complete the target, he began to dream about making couples quarrel, cast spells to make people waste food - and then watched those originally harmonious families being pushed into a cold war by his own hands. The Jade Emperor finally asked him: "Do you know what your biggest sin is? It is that you have forgotten who you are. Your duty is not to supervise or score, but to protect this fireworks." After reading this sentence, how many workers who are anxious about KPI will feel a tremor? Have we also forgotten why we did this job in the first place? "Yue Lao uses big data": Algorithms don't understand love. Yue Lao uses the most advanced big data matching system, which integrates the behavioral data, social data, and consumption data of 8 billion people in the world, plus Tianting's unique birth and horoscope database, which claims to have an "accuracy rate of 99.99%." Then, the human divorce rate soared 300%. What's the problem? It's not that the system doesn't match accurately, it's that people begin to trust the system more than they trust themselves. They are no longer willing to adapt, tolerate, or change for each other—because "the data says we are not suitable" and because "the algorithm says there is a more suitable person waiting for me." The most ironic thing is that when the system keeps pushing "match successfully", the divorce rate is getting higher and higher. And those couples who grow old together are never because of "data matching", but because they are willing to fall in love with the same person again and again over the long years. 3. Why must you read this story? One, because it's so funny. Nian Beast was confused when he used Douyin for the first time, Stove Lord secretly acted in order to increase the "violation discovery rate", Yue Lao was on the verge of tears when faced with complaints all over the screen... Every scene makes you laugh out loud. The absurd settings, humorous dialogues, and down-to-earth troubles of the gods will make your lips curl up as you turn the pages. Second, because it's so teary. But when you smile, you will find that your eyes are a little wet. Back then, the beast stood on the empty village road, waiting for a long time but no one came to drive him away; when the Kitchen God looked at the family cold war he had created, with mixed feelings in his heart; when Yue Lao stood outside the window of the mortal world, watching a couple decide to divorce because "the system said we were not suitable"... You will think of the losses, confusion, and moments of not being understood that you have experienced. Third, because it's so real. On the surface it is about gods, but in fact it is about each of us. Nian Beast's anxiety is the anxiety you and I feel when facing the changes of the times; Kitchen God's KPI pressure is the pressure you and I feel in the workplace; Yue Lao's big data dilemma is the dilemma you and I face being dominated by data in the algorithmic era. Those seemingly absurd plots, think about it carefully – isn't this the reality we experience every day? 4. After reading this, you will understand why the Chinese New Year is becoming less and less festive now? ——Because the real taste of the New Year is never about the form, but about being willing to do something specific with a specific person at this specific time. Why do KPIs sometimes backfire? ——Because when "guarding" becomes "assessment" and "care" becomes "data", any warm relationship will turn into a cold transaction. Why is the divorce rate so high now? ——Because the algorithm can help you find the most suitable person, but it cannot teach you how to love someone. A perfect match does not exist, a perfect marriage requires work. 5. Finally, tell you in one sentence why you should watch it. If you want to know - how many followers did Nian Beast's Douyin account eventually gain? Did Kitchen God pass the KPI assessment? Will Yuelao use big data in the end? What happened to those crazy men and women who were dominated by algorithms? Then quickly open the "Anthology of Funny Meanings" and see how these gods, driven crazy by the modern workplace, find their answers in this absurd era. Trust me, you won't regret it. Because when you close this book, you will find that you not only laughed and cried, but also understood many things. About work, about life, about love, about the fireworks that we have forgotten in those years.
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