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1. 1 一 A Flower, a Jug of Wine, an Immortal; Sleeping or Drunk, I Live Forever 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 240.2kReads9.5Score28.7kShelves

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2. 2 团 After Being Hated by All, the Pampered Evil Emperor Has Completely Lost It 团厌后团宠邪帝他彻底疯了 Gardenia Flowers Are Poisonous桅子花有毒Two Male Leads43k WordsCompleted Wu Xie transmigrates into a parallel world and loses his memories, forgetting everything from the previous world. (He regains his memories later.) In this parallel world, a transmigrator’s interference has made Wu Xie the one everyone hates. Xie Yuchen: “Why do you keep picking on Wu Luyu?!” Wu Bai: “You really can’t compare to your younger brother in anything.” Black Glasses: “Tsk, you can’t even take a joke.” (How boring.) Qiling: … (annoyed) Haike: “Stay away from our clan leader!” (There wil 1.5kReads8.0Score177Shelves
3. 3 盗 Tomb Raiding: An Outsider 盗墓：局外人 Nan Yang楠阳Mystery268k WordsCompleted No CP. [The romance tag was added automatically by the System.] After an unexpected transmigration, she only wanted to be an outsider. But because of a little kindness on her part, she somehow became part of the story. She experiences their stories from the perspective of an observer. The female lead has a special constitution: her blood can cure illness and extend life. She has no fighting ability at first, and the early part gets a little angsty, but later she reaches the pinnacle of combat po 3.6kReads8.8Score446Shelves
4. 4 盗 Tomb Raiding: The Walnut Seller 盗墓：那个卖核桃的 Xue Yin薛喑Two Male Leads174k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads] + [Angst] + [Severe Protagonist Suffering, Not for the Faint of Heart] 2026 editor’s note: Please read the author’s statement in the book’s discussion section. Thank you, everyone. The protagonist is completely love-struck, extremely so, and there will be no switching love interests. If you can’t accept that, feel free to leave using the top-right corner. Li Cu × Qian Heng After spending seven or eight years out in the dirt, Qian Heng had thoroughly wrecked his health. With now 4kReads9.3Score767Shelves
5. 5 盗 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Yin-Yang Twins 盗墓笔记之阴阳双生 Playing with the Setting Sun戏残阳Mystery223k WordsCompleted (Pure angst. Some characters may be out of character. This is a story about redemption; please don’t read if that bothers you. Apologies for the OOC.) “Thud.” The knife slipped from his hand and fell into the bathtub. A smile of relief spread across his face as his consciousness gradually faded from this world. When he opened his eyes again, he was in a completely different world. Hearing people call a name stirred memories of a hugely popular novel from his previous life: The Grave Robbers' Chr 10.5kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves
6. 6 黑 The Corrupted Moon Was Redeemed After Her Rebirth 黑化月亮复生后，被救赎了 Heated Lemon Water加热柠檬水Mystery241k WordsCompleted Fan Favorite / Pairing Undecided (Anything Is Possible) / Mutual Salvation / White Moonlight Returns from the Dead Qing Yan died in the Zhang Family Ancient Tower, in Black Glasses' arms. Years later, he returned and appeared before the Nine Gates once more, but everything had changed beyond recognition. Suspicion and heart palpitations, probing and cautiousness. After countless rescues and glimmers of hope, who, in the end, saved whom? Are you really him... Did you really come back...? Now tha 9.5kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
7. 7 穿 I Transmigrated into The Grave Robbers' Chronicles, and They All Fell Apart After I Faked My Death 穿越盗笔，假死后他们都崩溃了 Heated Lemon Water加热柠檬水Mystery151k WordsCompleted Qing Yan transmigrated into the world of The Grave Robbers' Chronicles twenty years ago, and Zhang Qiling and Hei Xiazi raised him like a pig for all those years. Then, forced by a Corpse Beetle Pill to become a player in the game, Qing Yan accidentally uncovered a shocking secret about himself. From then on, the Nine Houses had another lunatic... No, that's not right. Qing Yan: Sorry, Brother Xiao Hei! I didn't mean to! Hei Xiazi: Kid, you sure put on a good act. Qing Yan: Sorry, Brother X 15.8kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves
8. 8 盗 Tomb Raiding: The Little Tyrant from the Zhang Family 盗墓：张家来的小霸王 Chu Zhe怵谪Two Male Leads430k WordsCompleted Also known as Grave Robbing: The Zhang Family’s Ancestral Dark Moonlight “Zhang family member + all + unhinged + villain” The Zhang family had a child born with an unprecedented bright red tattoo. He was known as the “Fire Qilin.” The Fire Qilin feared no flames. Even when engulfed in a raging inferno, he remained unharmed, so the Zhang family revered him as an auspicious omen. Yet the Fire Qilin betrayed the Zhang family and fled the Northeast, eventually making his way to Changsha. He changed 12.7kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
9. 9 盗 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: I Give All I Can, Wishing You Peace and Joy 盗笔，尽吾所能，愿卿平安喜乐 Zhi Mengyao芷梦瑶Two Male Leads166k WordsCompleted As he pressed the remote in his hand, Qi Yuan thought that if he could live his life over again, he would do what he wanted and never let anything hold him back. He never imagined he really would get another life, much less that this time he'd have more than one invincible golden finger: he'd also become a god's older brother. That was fine by him. When he read the book back then, he had regretted being powerless to help them and watching them all meet tragic ends. Now he could change their fate 10.9kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
10. 10 盗 Tomb Raiding: A Brother-Obsessed Man’s Crazy Dark Moonlight 盗墓：哥控是个疯批黑月光 A Total Slacker After the Egg Era是摆烂蛋蛋后啊Two Male Leads764k WordsCompleted The Madman of the South, the Mute of the North, and the Lunatic Yu; together they question spirits, raid tombs, and see through ghosts. The madman set fire to the Lu King’s Palace and dissected the bones of a forbidden corpse. He was born insane, a madman through and through. Qi Yu was an orphan with nothing to his name. He died because of his golden X-ray eyes, and because of those same eyes, he found a family. Hei Xiazi took him home and gave him the name Qi Yu. He was Hei Xiazi’s unexpected g 11.4kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves
11. 11 盗 Tomb Raiding: The Mute Slave Becomes Everyone's Darling 盗墓：哑奴他成了团宠 A Total Slacker After the Egg Era是摆烂蛋蛋后啊Two Male Leads719k WordsCompleted Lu Li was a male dan actor, heir to a master of Chinese opera, blessed with both a beautiful voice and a handsome face. Unfortunately, the sweet, clear voice that charmed audiences onstage became a weapon in everyday life. His little mouth could spit out a stream of cutting insults without a single swear word. He never expected karma to catch up with him so quickly. A plane crash reduced him to nothing. When he opened his eyes again, he had become the only son of a noodle-stall owner. He was bur 11.3kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
12. 12 黑 Hei Ye's Gorgeous, Strong, Tragic Beauty Can No Longer Hide His Secret Identity! 黑爷家的美强惨马甲不保啦！ Heated Lemon Water加热柠檬水Two Male Leads341k WordsCompleted [Secret identities + universally adored + shipping your own CP] Many years ago, Jiang Xu transmigrated into the body of Hei Xiazi’s younger brother. In the end, however, Hei Xiazi killed him amid the curses of everyone around him. After the System brought him back to life, Jiang Xu geared up from head to toe, donned a secret identity, and joined the main storyline so he could destroy the Wang family’s computational system. He’d planned to push Wu Xie to grow while posing as a stranger, and sneak 25.1kReads9.5Score4.2kShelves
13. 13 盗 Tomb Raiding: Another Day Fighting to Be the Little Ancestor’s Favorite 盗墓：今天也是争小祖宗的一天 Fortune, Who Wants to Get Rich想要发财的富贵Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [No romance, friendship-focused, everyone's favorite, System, making up for regrets, everyone survives in the end, so it definitely has a touch of fantasy. Note*: The protagonist is a chuunibyou teenager who sometimes likes showing off, so some moments may be awkward. See the first chapter for the rest of the content warnings.] The tags were added by the System. There's no mystery and no romance. From the moment Zhang Muchen wakes up on the train, he knows Wu Xie has abandoned him and Li Cu. He' 18.2kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves
14. 14 盗 Tomb Raiding: The Girl Who Disappeared 盗墓：消失的那个她 Leader of the Blind瞎子头子Mystery438k WordsCompleted [Tomb Raiding + Tragedy, Extremely Heartbreaking, Read with Caution. Female Lead: Black Glasses’ Girlfriend] (In my story, Black Glasses is suspicious and ruthless, unlike his personality in The Grave Robbers' Chronicles. This is the author’s own interpretation, so please don’t compare the two. Read with caution, thank you.) No one knew that Black Glasses had once had a girlfriend. No one knew that she had vanished without a trace. Ten years later, Wu Xie, Wang Pangzi, Xie Yuchen, and the others 5.5kReads8.3Score446Shelves
15. 15 盗 Tomb Raiding: With My Blood and Flesh, I’ll Protect You All for a Lifetime 盗墓：吾以血躯，护尔等一世安 Qi Yuan Is Also a Prayer祁渊亦是祈愿Mystery613k WordsCompleted Wu Erbai: Where’s my sweet, well-behaved boy? Did you corrupt him, you damn blind man? Wu Xie: Bro, I’m starving. Please help me out. Wang Pangzi: Aw, my precious boy is so lovable. It’d be even better if he’d stop stabbing Fatty right in the heart all the time. Hei Xiazi: Oh, a beauty wants a cuddle? Come here, let me hold you~ (One whack from the Dragon-Patterned Staff sent him flying into the wall, where he was stuck fast.) Xie Yuchen: Get lost, you damn blind man. Don’t corrupt my sweet boy, 13kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves
16. 16 盗 Tomb Raiding: The Days of Being Everyone’s Favorite 盗墓：当团宠的日子 Jin Jiuyue金九月Mystery167k WordsCompleted [The Grave Robbers' Chronicles Series + Everyone's Darling + Heartthrob + No Female Lead + No System + Everyday-Life “Sweet Little Story”] Wu Yu is an orphan in name only. Why do I say that? Although he has no mom or dad, he was actually raised for over a decade by “two dads” and “an uncle.” All three men insisted on calling themselves his older brothers, and together they raised him until he was thirteen. One dad is Zhang Qiling, the other is Hei Xiazi, and the uncle is Xie Yuchen. Since these 6.7kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
17. 17 病 Spring Returns to the Branches of a Sick Tree 病树枝头又逢春 Sweet Melon甜甜的瓜Ancient Romance476k WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] Sang Nian accidentally climbs into the world of cultivation and becomes the vicious supporting female character who meets a tragic end in the book. System: Your mission is to marry the male supporting character, Xie Chenzhou, abuse him, humiliate him, and then get killed by him. Sang Nian: OK (brandishes little whip) (hits herself) (collapses with a thud) System: (silence) (stares at the sky) System: Mission changed. Win him over, or go mine coal. Sang Nian: (smiles 328.7kReads9.5Score47.4kShelves
18. 18 我 I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.8MReads9.9Score184.7kShelves
19. 19 诸 The Gods’ Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 588.4kReads9.7Score75kShelves
20. 20 十 The End of Ten Days 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.8MReads9.9Score232.4kShelves
21. 21 我 Slay the Gods 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1.2MReads9.9Score171.6kShelves
22. 22 超 Superpowers: I Have a Replication Mirror 超能：我有一面复刻镜 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Gods Descend, Calamity Begins] When cultivators from the divine realm invade Earth, superpowers and modern weapons become humanity's last line of defense! Can Gou Chen and Adam, Earth's only two superpower academies, shoulder humanity's future? What kind of hidden strength does Huaxia, hailed as the Chosen Nation, possess? This is a feast for the Godslayers! A young man gains the power to replicate abilities. With a mortal body and the power of the world in his hands, he will ultimately slay th 134.9kReads9.6Score16.8kShelves
23. 23 鲸 Whale Fall into the Abyss 鲸落深渊 The Evil Dragon Blows Bubbles恶龙吹泡泡Two Male Leads39k WordsCompleted Little fish, little fish, may you swim out of the abyss soon. His younger brother, whom he had raised by hand despite no blood relation, sent him to a detention center for two years to “set him straight” and told him to come out once he was normal. Those two years were a nightmare that devoured him, one he could never wake from. His body and mind were tormented, his feelings worn away, and he was trained into numb, hopeless submission. “Knowing you raised me makes me sick. Why don’t you just die 31.3kReads8.1Score5.5kShelves

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    Just two words, it's beautiful😋 Just watch it, I personally think it's quite cruel

24. 24 诡 Eerie Revival: Reborn with the Power to Level Up and Summon Ghosts 诡异复苏：重生之我能升级召唤诡 Rainforest Master雨林老师傅Mystery109k WordsCompleted Reborn on the first day of the strange phenomena’s arrival, I find the entire school caught in a blood-soaked rules horror game. In my previous life, my timid, cowardly nature made me the first cannon fodder to die. This time, I stare expressionlessly at the twisted homeroom teacher standing at the lectern and flip the desk over. While all my classmates flee in a panic, I charge in the opposite direction, straight into the academic affairs office, where I find the bloodstained teacher roster. Th —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Is horror writing okay?

25. 25 诡 Eerie Revival: I Can Contact the Past 诡异复苏：我能联系过去 Young Master Yanque燕雀大公子Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted The Hungry Ghost Festival of 2025. A super red moon appeared, and as it lingered in the sky, the supernatural returned. Left Yang was shocked to discover that he could use his phone to contact himself in the past. In the stairwell, the Knock-at-the-Door Ghost killed anyone who opened the door. But someone discovered that it skipped the first floor and started knocking there. So Left Yang contacted his past self. [Please have your one-month-younger self rent an apartment on the first floor!] The 51.7kReads9.1Score5.7kShelves

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