Please, I Need a High-Quality Story That'll Make Me Laugh Until My Abs Hurt 跪求能笑出腹肌的高质量文
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Journey to the West: I Am the Three Burials, the Foil to Tang Sanzang! 西游:我,三葬!三藏对照组!
Our slogan is: “We punch the Jade Emperor and kick the Tathagata. We’re midway through our startup and desperately need talent.” Hey there, want to hear more? Currently unlocked: Sun Wukong, Black Bear Spirit, Red Boy, Nezha, Yang Jian, Yang Chan, Wu Zetian, Ao Lie, Jin Chanzi, Fox Sister… and all sorts of monsters along the way, big and small. Not many, just tens of thousands or so.
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙
[Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans.
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My Sect Is Full of Hidden Dragons and Young Phoenixes, but My Junior Sister Is the Best of Them All 满宗卧龙凤雏,师妹她是个中翘楚
What should you do if you accidentally become the senior sister who serves as a stepping stone for the female lead in a novel? Gu Xia is in a complicated mood after from the start receiving a wonderful package deal: a huge drop in cultivation and a blind master who plays favorites. There’s no way she’s going to admit she did anything wrong. She hands back her disciple token, dusts herself off, and heads down the mountain to find a new backer. Instead, she leaps straight to the top and joins the
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Tea Tricks in Bashan and Chushui: The Little Brat Is a Total Menace 巴山楚水施茶计,小鼻嘎又作又癫
[Comedy] [Beloved by the Whole Family] [Wins Over Everyone] [A Touch of Political Intrigue] [The Female Lead Returns] [Her Future Love Interest Is Murong Yan] [Original title: The Little Brat Only Causes Trouble, Yet Somehow Wins Her Parents Over] [Talkative, sharp-tongued heroine whose mouth moves faster than her brain ❤️ Hero reborn nine times, with eight hundred tricks up his sleeve] Luo Yan transmigrates into a book, where her entire family consists of villains. Her scumbag father is the vil
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
386.3kReads9.8Score53.2kShelves
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My Foolish Brother Is Plotting Rebellion Again and Again 朕的傻弟弟又叒叕谋反了
My Foolish Little Brother Has Rebelled Again, Again, and Again
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The 1970s: My Little One Gets Rich With a Shameless System 七零:崽崽靠着缺德系统暴富啦!
Completed (Era Setting + No Romance + Truly Little Kid Protagonist + Mischievous Kid + Clueless + No Catfighting) (Daily Life + System + Lucky Charm + Beloved by All + Only Child + Olympic Champion) Original title: The 1970s: The Kid Gets Rich with a System Full of Flaws! P.S. After chapter 42, there are basically no awful people. There aren’t many in the early chapters either, just two, and they won’t keep showing up. Told mainly from the kid’s point of view, full of her daily life, with lots a
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反派幼崽三岁半,爹不造反我来干
[Adored by everyone + feel-good power fantasy + gloomy antagonist gets remade into a doting dad + daughter sweet-talks her villain father into spoiling her + female supporting character has a System] Wen Ruan was an evil villain who dreamed of ruling the world. The good news: she transmigrated as the three-and-a-half-year-old biological daughter of Qin Jiuzhou, the ultimate villain. The bad news: she’d landed in the epilogue, where the gloomy villain who could crush the heavens and earth had los
37.6kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves
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The Fake Young Lady Has Completely Given Up and Gone Mad! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦!
The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla
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Unbelievably Wild! Six Uncles Protect the Little Firecracker, So Who Dares Mess with Her? 超野!小疯批六个舅舅护着谁敢惹
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
190.6kReads9.6Score22.4kShelves
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Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene 恋综:小作精她开拖拉机炸翻全场
[Transmigrates into a book + dating reality show + entertainment industry + livestreaming + power fantasy + sweet romance] On her eighth transmigration into a book, Qin Ruo lands in a story full of secret identities as the foil to a wealthy family's real daughter: a cannon-fodder fake heiress. The real heiress comes from the countryside to the city, flaunting her many secret identities to put Qin Ruo in her place. The two of them even end up on the same dating show. Qin Ruo: Hm? Secret identitie
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The Real Heiress Goes on a Rampage When Her Mental Illness Flares Up 真千金她精神病发,还嘎嘎乱杀
[One-on-one romance + Memes + Super sweet + Utterly unhinged + Silly comedy + Showbiz] [Hateful real heiress Cuihua x Flirty, straightforward CEO Goudan] After learning she's the real heiress in a real-and-fake-heiress novel, hated by both people and dogs, and destined to have her heart and lungs torn out before dying miserably in the street, Nie Fengwan goes crazy on the spot. If we're all going to die anyway, we might as well all die together! Her clueless father: "Young Master Qin is more tha
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I Transmigrated into a Cultivation Novel, but Is This Actually a Women's Romance?! 穿越修仙文,但是疑似女频?!
[Cultivation, Ruthless Male Lead (Fourth Chapter Onward, He Starts Chopping, and Doesn’t Stop Until It’s Satisfying] He transmigrated into a cultivation world, but there was another soul inside his body. A woman! A lovesick, sweet little flower!!!!!!! And they had to take turns controlling the body every day. Shu Qiuqiao: I heard the protagonists in male-oriented novels kill people’s entire families at the drop of a hat and never bother with reason. Li Xia: That’s a complete slander! Who said th
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If You Annoy Me, I’ll Slap You: The Real Heiress Won’t Indulge Anyone 不爽就扇,真千金谁也不惯
[Entertainment Industry + Dating Show + Everyone's Favorite + Face-Slapping + Memes + Family Regret] [Genius Actress with Character Flaws vs. Rich Playboy with a Perpetual Smile] Chen Xi is the real daughter and villainess in a domineering CEO romance, where she is the pampered wife. In the original story, the fake heiress is gentle, kind, and well-educated, while the real heiress is a country bumpkin, dull-witted, and notorious for all the wrong reasons. After an unexpected awakening, Chen Xi q
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The Wicked Supporting Actress Tears Up the Script: Come on, No One Gets to Live 恶毒女配手撕剧本,来啊,都别活
[Rich Families + Entertainment Industry + Satisfying Revenge + Supporting Actress Fights Back + Sweet Romance, One Couple] Shen Zhi is kidnapped and killed in an instant. When she wakes up, she finds herself in the body of a vicious supporting actress with the same name in a brainless novel. The plot in a nutshell: a biased father, a cruel mother, a green-tea sister, and her, the good-for-nothing. As the male lead's number one devoted lapdog, she loves him without getting anything in return, eve
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Reborn in the 1970s: The Reluctant Match Is Surprisingly Sweet 重生七零:强扭的瓜有点甜
Jiang Wan transmigrated! And she transmigrated right into the most awkward situation imaginable. Why awkward? Because she was forcing herself on a man. This is a terrible misunderstanding, a huge injustice! None of this has anything to do with her. She’s just an innocent passerby who transmigrated into this world. Unfortunately, no one believes her. Well, the original owner was notorious for raising hell and ruling the family compound like a tyrant! So be it. What’s done is done, and crying won’
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Retired from the Underworld, the Unhinged Heroine Takes Charge 金盆洗手,疯批女主要当家
Also known as The Ordinary Life a Killer Longs For and The Max-Level Expert Transmigrates to Ancient Times. The unhinged assassin Gong Yuzhu transmigrates to ancient times and becomes a poor family's child bride from the start. Gong Yuzhu looks up. Hmm, her little husband may be sickly and unable to care for himself, but he's beautiful as a celestial being and just her type. She'll keep him around for now. What? There are awful people around? They'd better do as she says too. If they don't, one
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Transmigrated into a Fated Marriage 穿越之天定姻缘
Suddenly dumped in this backward, feudal place where she can't understand a word, Chen Xin breaks down and sobs. Damn you, heavens! I just bought a house! The least you could've done was put me in some decent clothes! Luckily, the scholar she meets is at least a little reliable. He provides her with food, shelter, and an education. Educated people really are different. What a good man! The kindhearted scholar stands nearby, smiling and nodding. How thrilling! Nobody stop me. I'm going to have th
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I Could Easily Rely on My Martial Skills, but My Wife Insists on Using Her Brain 明明可以靠武力,娘子非要靠脑子
[Modern woman in ancient times + transmigration with her body + love after marriage + sweet and satisfying] [A male lead who never stops rescuing his wife + a mindless heroine who kills at the slightest provocation] Jiu Yue, the greatest assassin of the twenty-second century, is blown off a cliff while carrying out a mission. With a splat, she lands in the backward Great Qi Dynasty. The wicked step-grandmother finds Ji Yiqing a wild girl she picked up and makes her his bride, hoping the marriage
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿:虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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The Boss Zips Around Selling Street Food, and Hungry Customers Chase After Every Bite 老板摆摊库库跑,食客干饭猛猛追
This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin
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Oh No! I’m One of the Seven Deadly Sins, and I Got MVP! 哎呀!我七原罪,得了MVP!
[Dark comedy + hilarious + ruthless action + global setting + unconventional ideas + one heroine + near-invincible protagonist + power fantasy with a brain (or without one)] Horror games descend upon the world. Those chosen to participate must face challenges of inhuman difficulty. Though the games are full of torment, they also offer people a chance to gain supernatural powers. Life or death. A meteoric rise, or losing everything. But Lu Ce, who has been unable to feel pain since childhood, fee
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