Give Me a Super Unhinged, Extra-Long Completed Novel! 来个超级颠的超长完结文啊啊啊
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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The Whole Capital Went into Chaos After They Read the Little Cannon Fodder's Mind 小炮灰被读心后，全京城都乱套了
[Transmigrate into a book + everyone’s darling + System + zany comedy + devoted couple] Jiang You Ning transmigrates into a melodramatic novel about a real heiress and a fake one. At first, all she wants is to survive by taking out the original male lead, then work hard to make money and reach the top. But for some reason, aside from the male lead, who is seriously focused on his career, why have all her good friends’ characters gone so wildly off the rails? … Real heiress: She’s my sister, eve
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After They Heard My Thoughts, I Took the Capital by Storm 被听到心声后我风靡京城
(Absurd comedy + feel-good power fantasy + beloved by everyone + plot twists) This story is set in a fictional world and is entirely made up. There is a couple, but the male lead appears fairly late, and there isn't much romance, so please don't read it if that's a dealbreaker (many thanks, many thanks). She wakes up one day to discover she has transmigrated into a book, and her whole family is destined to be cannon fodder. Zhou Nannan waves a hand. What else can she do? Of course, she might as
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The Unlucky Fake Legitimate Daughter Gets Ruined by a Terrible System 倒霉蛋假嫡女被烂系统坑惨了
(A very different random-stall story, with a funny and witty style and no angst at all.) Yu Zhizhi got horribly tricked by a terrible System. She closed her eyes and transmigrated into the body of a spoiled, domineering young noblewoman in ancient times. To top it off, she was a fake legitimate daughter. Things went badly from the start, but she was lucky enough to get a System. Then she realized it was a terrible System. Each time, the System only gave her a random location for setting up a sta
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Report! Junior Sister Has Gone Out with Her Trouble-Making Partner 报！小师妹带她的闯祸搭子出门了
Everyone’s darling + all-around heroine + golden finger + ensemble cast + funny and lighthearted + no romance + steady power progression + face-slapping and punishing scumbags (I'm saving up bonus chapters and will update them after I level up. The author is crying her eyes out (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)) He Miaomiao is a junior clerk at the Underworld’s Mountain Spirits and Monsters Management Department. Her motto: Love every job except the one you’re actually paid to do. After being bullied at work in the Un
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What?! The Prime Minister’s Household Has a Little Bundle of Joy Who Reports Everything 惊！丞相府有个事事告状的奶团子
Sang Chacha opened her eyes and found herself back in her childhood, before any of the tragedies had begun! In her previous life, her father had favored his concubine over his wife. Her mother’s best years had been wasted, and she eventually died gravely ill. Sang Chacha, too, went from being the legitimate daughter to a despised illegitimate one. Back then, she was weak and helpless, bullied by everyone. Now that she has another chance at life, she will take back everything that belongs to her
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The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄
The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow
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I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙
[Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold?
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Why Mess with Her? She's a Master of Mysticism, and She Holds a Grudge! 惹她干嘛？她玄学大佬还护短！
The rating just came out. It'll slowly go up! [Occult powers + feel-good wish fulfillment + strong heroine + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + pampered by everyone + no romance] [Main plotline + episodic stories] There's a new piece of gossip among Xincheng's elite: the Shen family's long-lost youngest daughter has been found. As soon as she returned, she severed her eldest brother's romantic ties, tormented her younger brother until he was skin and bones, and even dared to hit her own grandmoth
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What the Heck! Everyone Around Me Is Completely Nuts! 癫！孤身边全是神经病！
Born a crown prince, Qi Yuanzuo was convinced that he was the only normal person in the imperial family. Little did he know what the Crown Prince looked like to outsiders: At seven, he shot a tiger and won nine hundred kilometers of territory in the Qilian Mountains. At thirteen, he cut through the great clans of Jiangnan and personally orchestrated the Case of the Ninety-Seven Mourning Robes, stepping over piles of corpses to claim the throne. At fifteen, he gambled on the Qilian Mountains once
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Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情
Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug
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After I Died of Cancer, My Ex's Secret Videos Became My ATM 癌症死后前任偷拍视频成我提款机
After I Died of Cancer, My Ex's Secret Videos Became My Cash Machine
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Cold Blade, Spring Returns: The Substitute Daughter's Rebirth 寒刃回春：替身嫡女的涅槃
Spring Blossoms After the Cold Blade: The Rebirth of the Legitimate Daughter's Substitute
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How Strange! The Whole Cultivation World Is Fighting to Take Me as Their Personal Disciple 邪门！全修真界都在抢我当亲传
[Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo
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After Her Body Was Dumped, She Became the Villain Legion’s Cherished Darling 被抛尸后，她成了反派军团家团宠
[Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her
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The Strongest Hidden Dragon in the City 最强潜龙在都市
I have seven stunningly beautiful older sisters, and they all dote on me like crazy. They have no idea that I’ve already become a king who makes the world tremble... Fifteen years ago, you treated me like family. Fifteen years later, it’s my turn to protect you.
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Help! The Gentle Military Doctor Cried, and the Whole Unit Panicked 救命！娇柔军医一哭，全部队慌了
[Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Mutual Devotion] Martial arts prodigy Jiang Nianzhi transmigrates into a book and arrives in an alternate version of the 1980s, where she becomes a delicate, frail beauty. Thinking she would run into one terrible person after another, she rolls up her sleeves, ready to beat them all into submission. But her feisty mother favors girls over boys, her white-lotus sister is a doting sister-con, her grandmother is a beauty enthusiast, and her little brother has
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The Whole Dorm Was Reborn: The Apocalypse's First Girl Group Goes on a Rampage 全寝重生，末世第一女团杀疯了
Reborn in the apocalypse + quick transmigration with the whole group + a truly powerful heroine and a thrilling read + no romance, everyone is ruthless + overwhelming combat power + conquering the globe multiple times + stockpiling supplies amid the zombies + passionate action with no rivalry between women + reigning as two emperors at the height of her power Luo Jiu and her roommates fought desperately to survive the apocalypse for half a month, only to die together in an utterly unbelievable
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Master of All Skills 全技大师
What? A Supreme Immortal Aperture Physique? I only get one chance, and they made me this useless body? Damn it! No! I'm different from them. I have a hidden quest built in!
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After I Died, the Scumbag Went Mad 我死后，渣男疯了
I loved Fu Mingyu for ten years, but he made me lure a deranged serial killer out for the sake of his unattainable first love, determined to see me dead. In the end, I really did die at the killer's hands... But when he saw my corpse, he went mad. When I woke again, I had been reborn in the body of a strange woman, and the husband lying beside me looked exactly like the killer who had brutally murdered me...
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Wang Baochuan Reborn: Life as the Beloved Daughter of the Prime Minister’s Household 王宝钏重生之相府团宠的生活
In her previous life, she married Xue Pinggui and waited eighteen years in a cold cave for him to return, only for him to come back having married the Princess of Xiliang. She was empress for eighteen days. Her father was humiliated before her, forced to kneel in the palace hall… Given a new life. Wild vegetables? Why would I eat wild vegetables! I, the precious third daughter of the prime minister, will make sure no one under heaven has to eat wild vegetables again! A short scene: “The King of
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No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话
An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the
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My Aloof Ex Suddenly Shows Up and Becomes My Boss 闷骚前男友空降，成了我老板
Completed! A short-form drama adaptation is now available. Cool, refined, secretly passionate executive × sharp-tongued, softhearted assistant with a prickly streak [Sharp tongues and stubborn hearts + reunion after years apart + intense possessiveness + sweet, angsty pursuit + both leads are virgins] Qiao Xu, from an ordinary family, dated Xu Si'an, the young heir to Luocheng’s wealthy elite, for two years and eight months while they were at university. They planned to meet each other’s famili
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Reborn: The Legitimate Daughter Is a Little Poisonous 重生之嫡女有点毒
“My dear consort, I've been hurt. I'm dying. Give me a kiss!” “Don't worry, Your Highness. I specialize in difficult cases.” The princess consort pulls out a scalpel and sharpens it eagerly. “My dear consort, I'm going to war. The enemy is too strong. What should I do?” “Don't worry, Your Highness. My specialty is killing enemies on the battlefield.” Clad in armor, the princess consort looks magnificent as she cuts down enemies like she is slicing melons. “My... my dear consort, I accidentally b
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Reborn, I’m Seized by the Waist and Lavished with Affection by the Ruthless Young Master Gong! 刚重生，就被狠戾宫少掐腰猛宠！
[One-line summary: Hey, those two flirts have fallen in love!] Before she was reborn, her adoptive parents sold her, forcing her to become a plaything for a powerful figure in showbiz. After being reborn, she turned ruthless on the spot: punishing scumbags with one hand and building her career with the other, she rose from the ashes and fought her way back to the top. When she became famous again, rumors about her mysterious origins were everywhere, until one day... A global tycoon: “Allow me to
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The Real Heiress Is Obviously Powerful, Yet She Insists on Slacking Off 真千金明明超强她非要摆烂
Su Mian, who grew up an orphan, turns out to be the eldest daughter of the Jiang family in the capital. They say Su Mian is just a country bumpkin: uneducated, ugly inside and out, and an eyesore, with nothing to match the Jiang family's little heiress. Su Mian just smiles. “Pardon me for saying so, but everyone here is about to eat their words!” From uneducated to the youngest professor at a prestigious university; From ugly inside and out to a doctor who saves millions; Watch her turn a terrib
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Shocking! The Max-Level Killer Queen Returns to the Beginner's Village 惊！满级杀手女王重回新手村
[Wish fulfillment, secret identity, sweet romance, gorgeous and cool heroine, and villains getting what they deserve] The Chen family's eldest daughter, who was sent away to the mountains in Nancheng as a child, is coming home. Everyone calls her a country bumpkin. But the young lady arrives with flowing hair and stunning looks, gentle and reserved on the surface, yet unhinged and as ruthless as a beast in private. No one is more brazen than she is. They say she can't even lift a finger? Ever he
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Daddy, the Big-Shot Mommy Has Been Exposed! 爹地，大佬妈咪掉马了
He is the most powerful man in North City, with influence that reaches the heavens, yet he married a country bumpkin from the countryside. When everyone thinks Ye Luoluo is nothing but an ugly, tacky village girl, the little dumpling plants his hands on his hips and shouts: “My mommy once sold ten million albums. She's a mysterious young music queen!” “My mommy is the granddaughter of the richest man in City C!” “My mommy is also the number-one super hacker!” “That's not all! My mommy even disgu
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The Reborn Legitimate Daughter Returns 重生嫡女归来
Banxia, the legitimate daughter of the Marquis of Medicine, was murdered by her sister and the Crown Prince she loved. When she awakens, she has been reborn a few days before returning to the capital. With the memories of her past life, she tears away her sister’s beautiful facade and exposes her stepmother’s false piety. The capital says she’s a country bumpkin, but she’s more fashionable than anyone. They call her a village girl, but she’s more graceful than them all. They say she’s illiterate
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Reborn for a Comeback: The Young Lady’s Style Is All Wrong 重生逆袭：大小姐画风不对
[Sweet romance + putting scumbags in their place + an exceptionally bold heroine + feel-good power fantasy] In her previous life, she died with deep resentment. In this one, she rises from the ashes and tears the scumbags to shreds. Who could have guessed that Feng Xing, the formidable financial tycoon; Feng Bai, the world-renowned genius doctor; and Feng Jing, the top-tier star who captivates countless women, would turn out to be her own biological brothers? In her previous life, no one cared f
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Back at the Mountain Gate to Quell the Storm 山门归来平风波
Other live-in sons-in-law have pretty miserable lives, but Chen Tie became a live-in son-in-law and somehow ended up living like a lord...
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Eight Adorable Babies: Mommy Is So Popular 八胎萌宝：妈咪太受宠
After an accident, Xia Zhu spent a passionate night with a mysterious man. She gave birth to eight babies and became the laughingstock of the entire Imperial City! Four years later, her adorable genius children shocked the world. The most powerful man in the Imperial City was cold and ruthless, yet he doted on her above all others. She became the most envied woman in the world.
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Mysterious Emperor: Heaven-Defying Mad Queen, Keep a Low Profile 神秘帝尊：逆天狂妃，请低调
She was a 21st-century assassin who had been reborn. He was an Imperial Lord who transcended the six realms. To save her life, she disguised herself as a man. Unaware of her gender, he fell deeply in love. “Imperial Lord! Someone wants to extract the Imperial Consort's soul from another world!” “Kill them.” “Imperial Lord, someone said the Imperial Consort is handsome.” “Make her wear women's clothes!” “Imperial Lord, I-Imperial Consort brought back an adorable little girl...” “...” The Imperial
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The Princess Arrives: The Scheming General Is Delighted to Be a Father 公主嫁到：腹黑将军喜当爹
They say the Princess of Lieyang is beautiful and useless, a spoiled tyrant who bullies men and women alike. She shamelessly broke up a loving couple and abused her power to force the Chancellor’s eldest son to marry her. After waking up reborn, Mu Yunchu resolves to turn over a new leaf and become a princess of lasting renown, accomplished in both letters and arms. They say the Chancellor’s eldest son wants to get back together with her, but the Gu family’s cold-faced, undefeated young general
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