One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight 一二三四五六七八

1 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 59.6kReads8.9Score4.8kShelves

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Hahahahahahaha, this book is both funny and touching. A monk playing DJ in front of the Leiyin Temple turned directly into the Electric Leiyin Temple. The writing is really good. It shows how to become a hero in the city from a little Taoist priest.

2 低 Keep Your Voice Down. Is Getting Pulled into This Kind of Story Anything to Be Proud Of? 低声些，穿进这种文难道光彩吗 Still Haven't Eaten My Fill Today今天也没吃饱Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + 1vN + immortal cultivation + all male leads are virgins + ensemble cast + side couples, do not read if you dislike them] Shen Yun transmigrated into a book, landing in an absurd male-oriented cultivation novel. The original heroine, Bai Qimeng, had a special constitution that drew several powerful men into forcing their love on her. Shen Yun, meanwhile, became the original heroine’s junior sister, a mere backdrop for the plot. Shen Yun was speechless. Shen Yun prayed. Give m 88.9kReads9.3Score12.6kShelves

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It's hard to live with laughter! "Keep your voice down, wouldn't it be glorious to wear this kind of literature?": The way to survive "social death" after a social animal wears a book 📖 "Keep your voice down, wouldn't it be glorious to wear this kind of literature?" | A sword embodies the wind | Sand carving through the book | Anti-routine | Completed Family members, the concentration of complaints in this book is straight to the max! Others wear books to slap people in the face and open up a harem, but the protagonist just wants to find a crack in the ground to slip in - because what she wears is an ancient novel about dog-blooded hegemony! Throughout the whole process, he complained with the sobriety of a social animal, making the bloody plot speechless. Every chapter repeatedly jumped between "embarrassed to the point of digging my toes on the ground" and "laughing to the point of punching the wall"! The social animal crosses the book and dies in the beginning - The heroine Lin Wei: In reality, she was a social animal who was tortured to the point of numbness by Party A. She died suddenly while working overtime, and when she opened her eyes, she transformed into the "evil female supporting character" in the boss story. The original protagonist is a love-minded person. In order to steal the male protagonist, he did all the tricks of "kidnapping the heroine", "throwing acid", and "going crazy at the banquet", which can be called the "embarrassing responsibility" of the whole book. - Survival criteria: Pretend to be dead + invisibility: After Lin Wei came through, looking at the "black history" left by the original owner, she just wanted to die where she was. Her life goal instantly changed from "building a career" to "living on in life" - - Meeting the domineering male protagonist? He lowered his head and walked away quickly, pretending not to notice, "Boss? What boss? I only know the delivery boy!" - See the heroine and the hero throwing candies? He immediately took out his mobile phone and pretended to be busy at work, "Don't bother with the bloody plot, the social beast just wants to fish!" - Facing the original owner's licking dogs? Directly blocked and deleted, "Sorry, I am a Buddhist now, and I am a pure-hearted person with a low desire!" Counter-routine complaints, and a bloody plot. Lin Wei used the sobriety of a social animal in the 21st century to clearly explain the outrageous plot of the ancient Ba Zongzong novel: - The male protagonist gives 999 roses? She: "It's a waste of money! Why don't you give it to me in cash to pay the rent." - Are the female supporting characters engaging in female rivalry? She: "Sister, isn't it great to have a career? Why compete with a greasy boss!" - The male protagonist said, "Woman, you have successfully attracted my attention"? Her internal OS: "Brother, I just want to stop by to buy a cup of milk tea. Don't get too impressed!" Her complaints were like a "dog-blood crusher", and all the characters who originally followed the script were led astray - the male protagonist began to doubt life, the female protagonist became her "complaint partner", and even the original owner's licking dog ran to start a career. She abruptly changed a novel about the boss into a comedy of "social animals lead everyone to make money". Under the sand, social animals resonate. Although the whole process is funny, Lin Wei's daily life of "living on" is a true portrayal of a social animal: when faced with outrageous people and things, she pretends not to see them; when encountering trouble, her first reaction is "Don't come to me, I can't solve it"; her biggest wish is to "get off work on time and make less trouble". This down-to-earth setting makes readers laugh and empathize, as if they are seeing themselves trying to escape reality. If you are tired of reading serious counter-attack novels about crossing a book, and are looking for a novel that is effortless and makes you laugh out loud, then you must not miss this book "Quiet! After reading it, I just want to say: The social beast wears the book, and the main theme is "As long as I am not embarrassed, the embarrassing plot will be a bloody plot"! # In this kind of literature, isn't it glorious #shadiaotuanshu #anti-routine novel # complain #social animal literature

5 坟 I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜，反手给他一嘴巴 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of 13.4kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves

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Laughing till you hit the table! "Big Brother, stop eating, the corpse you were guarding ran away": The outrageous daily life that turns horror into comedy 📖 "Big Brother, stop eating, the corpse you were guarding ran away" | Suspenseful sand sculpture | Fantasy and comedy | Completed Family! This novel welds "thriller" and "gritty" together! Other people's suspense stories scare readers to tears, but this one is better. It lets the "corpse run away" at the beginning, and the cold boss instantly turns into "chasing the corpse for the wrongdoer". The whole process is outrageous and over the top. I laughed every chapter and couldn't stop at all! Outrageous setting, full of laughs - The male protagonist Shen Qingci: On the surface, he is a cold caretaker of a funeral parlor, but in fact he is a hidden Taoist boss. His daily task is to suppress the "special corpses" in the parlor. He talks little and has a paralyzed face. He loves squatting in the corner and eating watermelon. He is called "the number one melon eater in the funeral parlor". - Core famous scene: The corpse ran away! One day, Shen Qingci was happily munching on a watermelon when he suddenly discovered that the "special corpse" he was guarding - a corpse of a man in ancient costume that had just been delivered, was missing! There was only a floating white shadow in the surveillance camera, and he was still holding an uneaten watermelon scoop in his hand. The scene was outrageous and funny. Chasing corpses is a daily routine, with constant jokes. In order to catch the "robbery corpse", Shen Qingci started a crazy pursuit of corpses: - Chased to the vegetable market, and saw the "corpse" squatting in front of the stall to bargain with the aunt to buy cabbage, and complained, "This dish is not fresh, can it be cheaper?"; - Chased to the park, and found that the "corpse" was playing chess with the elders, and when he lost, he said "Your move does not count, I didn't see it clearly just now!"; - The most shocking thing is that the "corpse" sneaked into Shen Qingci's house, ate all the snacks he had hidden, and left a note: "It tastes good, I will come again next time." And Shen Qingci was gradually forced to become a "violent corpse chaser" from the beginning, and he was gradually forced to become a "violent corpse chaser". Although the whole process is funny, the novel also contains suspense lines: the "costume corpse" that escaped is actually a prince in ancient times, who was cursed and turned into a "living corpse"; Shen Qingci's guarding of the funeral parlor is not just to suppress the corpse, but also has a more mysterious mission behind it. As the plot progresses, more and more "special corpses" appear, including zombies who can sing rap, and female ghosts who love dramas. Each "non-human" has its own laughs, and behind them, there is a big secret about Xuanmen and curses. If you like to read novels that are both suspenseful and funny, and are looking for a light-hearted novel that doesn't require a lot of thinking and will make you laugh out loud, then "Don't Eat Me, Boss, The Body You're Guarding Has Escaped" is definitely your cup of tea! After reading this, I just want to say: It turns out that chasing corpses can be so fun! # Don't eat the melon, the corpse you were guarding ran away #suspense sand sculpture #fantasy funny #anti-routine novel #funny article recommendation

6 一 One Hit Song a Month, and You Call Me an Athlete? 一月一首成名曲，你管这叫体育生 Happy Dance Instructor快乐的舞蹈导师Sports346k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + traditional Chinese style + no System + superstar] Li Xingchen transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a student athlete. With graduation approaching, he faces a job crisis. He resolutely signs up for “Music's New Generation.” Drawing on the memories and skills from his previous life, one song, “Proud Youngster,” becomes a nationwide sensation. And so Li Xingchen enters the entertainment industry. Then: His song “Young China” rekindles the pride of the nation's youth and 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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14 玄 The Mystic Girl Says You’ll Die at Three in the Morning. Pay Up to Change Your Fate 玄学少女说你三更死，打钱改命 Brown Sugar Cake红糖糕Modern Romance540k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + fortune-telling + ghost-catching + satisfying read + lighthearted + sweet romance + CEO + wealthy family + no angst] After enduring a tribulation, Wu Yin is struck by lightning and sent back to the twenty-first century. With no money to her name, she can only set up a fortune-telling stall online. She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and treats illnesses. If you can pay, she’ll take the job. “Master, if you’re really any good, tell me where my daughter, who was kidnapped years ago, 64kReads9.4Score43.4kShelves

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[Metaphysics + Fortune Telling + Ghost Catching + Refreshing Articles + Relaxing + Sweet Articles + CEO + Rich Family + No Cruelty] After a catastrophe, Wuyin was struck by lightning and returned to the 21st century. Being penniless, she could only set up a fortune-telling stall online to tell fortunes, catch ghosts, and treat illnesses. As long as she could afford the money, there was no job she wouldn't accept. "Master, if you have the ability, tell me where my daughter who has been abducted for many years is?" Wuyin: "You have no abducted daughter, only one daughter who was killed and buried in the pigsty in your hometown." "Master, is my mother haunted by a ghost?" Wuyin: "Because your mother ate your father-in-law's ashes as camel milk powder." "Master, I always feel that my daughter-in-law wants to harm me." Wuyin: "Don't worry, your daughter-in-law is too lazy to talk to you. It's your own son who wants to harm you." "Master, I heard that you cured Mr. Tan's legs?" A pair of long legs in a suit appeared on the camera.

15 冒 Passing Myself Off as a Langya Native 冒姓琅琊 Eastern Zhou Young Master Nan东周公子南Historical1.5M WordsOngoing (Also known as “The Matter of Me Pretending to Be a Nobleman of the Southern Dynasties”) To transmigrate isn’t a dinner party. It’s a deadly game at every turn. The south is beautiful, yet lofty ambitions often fade away. Since ancient times, the Southern Dynasties have been weak, their heroes short-lived. No golden finger, no System, and no second chance at life. Everything starts from zero! Original owner’s memories: none! Identity: none! Supplies: none! When transmigration becomes reality, ho 567.3kReads9.7Score65.4kShelves

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I have been reading books for three years and I have only recommended this one.

16 山 The Mountain Spirit’s Lamb 山鬼的羔羊 Spring-Tinged Words蘸春词Mystery10k WordsCompleted The Mountain Spirit’s Lamb —Reads—Score—Shelves

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My mother is a volunteer teacher in a mountain village who was deceived. They locked her up for ten years and tortured her for ten years. After her death, the whole village could hear her cries every night. They invited goddesses and hung mahogany trees, thinking that this would make them feel at ease. But they don't know that the most terrifying thing in the world is not ghosts, but me. I stood in front of my mother's grave and whispered to the wind: "Mom, stop crying. My child, let them go down one by one to apologize to you."

21 修 Cultivation’s Storms: The Ancient Fragmentary Scroll 修仙风云之上古残卷 Bei Jiajia北佳佳Eastern Fantasy568k WordsOngoing An ordinary boy from the mountains accidentally acquires an ancient fragment of a scroll. Facing envy and schemes at every turn, how will he make his way from the bottom to the top, step by step? And how will he escape danger time and again? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Come on, come on, come on, come on

28 战 The God of War Returns: The Hidden Dragon in the City 战神归来：潜龙在都市 An Improper Little Scholar不正经的小书生Urban1.5M WordsOngoing Born into a top-tier military family, with a grandfather who was a founding general and parents who are either active senior officers or have moved into politics, he was once a member of the highest-classified special forces unit. For certain reasons, he has temporarily retired and returned to the city under an assumed identity. Decisive and ruthless, with overwhelming combat prowess and mastery of all kinds of skills. Absolutely no bleeding heart: he's merciless toward his enemies, killing or c 4Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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Recommend this book to book lovers [plus one on bookshelf]