--- 📖 **"Horror, I Only Sell Haunted Houses" - a black fable that illuminates the abyss of human nature** When the performance pressure of real estate agents hits the haunted houses where the ghosts are still alive, and when the ferocious housing prices tear apart ordinary people's dreams of settling down - this book uses "haunted houses" as a prism to reflect the most absurd and poignant reality of contemporary society. --- ### 🔥 **Core setting: When "haunted house sales" become a professional Shura field** The protagonist is a real estate agent who specializes in haunted house transactions. His daily life is: - **Take clients to view houses late at night**, explaining the "lighting advantages" in the bedroom with the smell of blood; - **Provide "psychological counseling" to the dead**, and persuade them to "cooperate in the house inspection and reincarnate as soon as possible"; - **Reverse marketing techniques**: > "He is not fierce, just a little socially fearful" (quoted from a small advertisement on a telephone pole) > "Mazu certified! Resentment is only 30%, and the price is negotiable" (Sales strategy of Tuotian Haunted House in Changhua) - **Ultimate KPI**: Package the "death scene" into a "cost-effective paradise", harvest the houses from bank foreclosures and desperate heirs, and then sell them to the urgent customers who are "more afraid of poverty than ghosts". --- ### 👻 **The most realistic prototype of a haunted house in the book** 1. **The black humor of "The Cockroach Mansion"** The Taitung real estate agent packaged "workers smashed the cockroaches to death" as a haunted house, with the advertising slogan: "Pesticides have been used, the probability of revenge is ≤0.01%" - Satirizing the collapse of the bottom line of real estate marketing. 2. **7.8 Million "Meditation Experience Room"** In Changhua's charcoal-burning haunted house, the real estate agent accompanies the client to meditate in the room to test the "good and evil of the magnetic field" and laughs at himself: "A poor ghost with no performance is scarier than a real ghost" - all the blood and tears of bottom-level sales. 3. **Ancient Locust Tree Sucking House** The locust tree in the courtyard was judged to be "trapped" by a Feng Shui master. After the new owner cut down the tree, it started to rot mysteriously. He finally broke the curse by cutting out the tree thorns with his left hand - the entanglement of traditional superstition and modern people's fears. --- ### 💸 **Behind the explosion of haunted houses: Poverty is the biggest horror** - **Data truth**: Shanghai's haunted house database contains 847 listings; an agency in Beijing counted 900+ haunted houses in circulation - demand has spawned the industry chain. - **Buyer portrait**: - In order to save money for his autistic son, a Japanese uncle lived in the room of a suicide: "Thanks to the haunted house, I saved 100,000 monthly rent"; - A couple in Hangzhou sold a haunted house at a 30% discount, and the comment area was flooded with: "Ghosts only scare the spirit, poverty will kill people." - **Quotes from the book**: > "When you can't even collect the down payment, you will suddenly find out - the resentment of ghosts, how can the landlord's rent increase notice be scary?" --- ### 📚 **Why is this book not only about supernatural beings? ** 1. **Reversal of the thriller routine**: The dead soul may be a trapped "social animal", and the mortgage calculator left at the murder scene - the haunted house is the real Shura field. 2. **Anatomy of the evil of housing prices**: Use the auction of haunted houses to expose the logic of capital: "House prices driven down by the dead are the last driftwood for the living." 3. **Humanity Laboratory**: The real estate agent travels between the Yin and Yang realms, saving the souls of the dead while hiding the "blood stains under the wallpaper" from buyers - the boundaries between good and evil are completely blurred. --- ### 🌟 **Recommended critical hits** > "It was horrifying when I read it, and it was chilling to my bones after reading it - it turns out that the most sinister ghost is the black hole of mortgages that cannot be filled even after emptying six wallets." > —— Reader's short comments **Suitable for the crowd**: - Those who love the "Strange Tales"-style allegory of strange things; - Social observers who are keenly aware of the "house price cannibalism"; - Dark literature lovers who pursue the dual experience of numb scalp and dull pain in the heart. 📌 **"Horror, I only sell haunted houses" - In every haunted house, there are ordinary people crushed by the times. **
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