Please, Hehehe, I’m Too Traumatized by All the Angst. Need Something to Reset My Brain 求求hehehe，被刀傻了，要换脑子
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My Assassination Target Turned Out to Be My Boyfriend 刺杀对象竟成了我男友
My Assassination Target Turned Out to Be My Boyfriend
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Thriller: I Became Excessively Twisted for Fear of Looking Ungraceful 惊悚：因为担心不优雅而过度变态
[Horror + No Female Lead] A bizarre game descended, pulling all of humanity into a strange world to complete terrifying missions. Fail, and you lose life points. When your points hit zero, you die! Zhao Yi, a renowned psychiatrist, was dragged into the game too, but some unknown glitch appeared in his data source code. And so, an abnormal human emerged, one who made every ghost and monster tremble in fear! The Crybaby Ghost: I just wanted to give him a side quest, but he chopped off my head! The
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A Shallow Flutter of the Heart 浅浅心动
[Obsessive CEO vs. Down-and-Out Heiress] At just twenty-two, Yin Qianqian married Gu Beichen and became the most mysterious Mrs. Gu in the imperial capital. After Yin Qianqian spent six months falling in love with Gu Beichen, he suddenly asked for a divorce...
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The Fierce, Flirtatious Darling in the Arms of a Sinister Tycoon 阴鸷大佬怀里的小娇娇又凶又撩
[The short drama of the same name, The Villain with a Dark Personality Keeps Blushing Because of Her, is now streaming.] Qu Qingzhi transmigrates into a book and becomes a vicious supporting female character. Facing a man who will eventually turn into a powerful villain, she trembles with fear inside, but has no choice but to maintain the original owner's spoiled, overbearing persona. She humiliates him arrogantly: “Xie Muhan, get down on your knees and beg me to be your girlfriend.” Xie Muhan's
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Wah! I Only Found Out My Husband Was a Villain Turning Dark After I Got Pregnant 呜！怀崽后才发现老公是黑化反派
[Transmigrate into a book + sweet everyday romance + school life in the early chapters, CEO romance later + spoiled, adorable cannon-fodder heroine vs. darkening, obsessive villain hero + the heroine goes from universally disliked to everyone’s beloved] After an unexpected transmigration into a book, Bai Qianyou becomes the fiancée of the male lead, Shang Du. According to the book, Shang Du is the dream man everyone adores: aloof and noble, devastatingly handsome, and seemingly above desire. Loo
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Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕，我只是单纯变态
[A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p
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The Foolish Beauty Pretending to Be a Fake Heiress Gets Ravished with Kisses by a Cold, Arrogant Heartthrob 笨蛋美人假千金，冷欲拽哥狠狠亲
[Soft, Sweet, Airheaded Beauty + 1v1 Devoted Couple + Sweet Romance] [The heroine is not strong, not strong, not strong! She’s an adorable little dummy! The hero spoils her rotten.] Content warning: The author likes sweet romance. Romance comes before the whole-family-dotes-on-her stuff, so be cautious if that’s what you’re here for. The heroine has psychological issues, but she speaks her mind. The hero’s a little unhinged, but he absolutely adores her. Cen Zhi always knew she wasn’t very smar
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Shao Yu Reborn: My Wife Is Internet Star Yu Jie 少羽重生妻子是网红雨姐
Shao Yu Is Reborn, and His Wife Is the Influencer Sister Yu
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One Piece: TikTok Invades, and the Five Elders Demand a Five-Player Team 海贼：抖音入侵，五老星叫嚣五排
Ron transmigrates into the world of One Piece and rises through the ranks to become an Admiral Candidate in the Marines. From the start, he is gravely injured protecting a Celestial Dragons and expelled from the Marines. Just as he thinks he will spend the rest of his life in misery, the God-Tier Entertainment System awakens! Not only does the world of One Piece get internet access, it also gains a host of entertainment devices and apps from Earth. Whenever someone spends money in an app, he get
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The Crown Prince's Grandson Who Disappeared for Eight Years 消失八年的皇太孙
Zhu Ying is implicated and sent to the Imperial Music Bureau, where he becomes a menial servant! To his surprise, his true identity is Zhu Xiongying, Zhu Yuanzhang's eldest grandson, who supposedly died eight years ago! An eagle bears jade in its claws, while swallows cannot escape! The sun and moon shine over the land, and the four seas submit! You say Zhu Yunwen...the Jianwen Emperor... He merely deposed the eldest grandson! You say Zhu Di...the great Yongle Emperor? He's my general in the
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Chen Buqi, the Little Taoist 小道士陈不欺
Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Buqi. My professions include Taoist priest, locksmith, cook, phone repairman, driver, and tomb-raiding consultant…. I have too many to list them all. I was raised by my master and martial uncle! They were both incredible! I only learned that after coming back from my first year out in the world. Because I liked to play around, I also squandered a lot of techniques that people would have envied! Fortunately, I devoted myself to physiognomy and mastered two special
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Siheyuan: Qin Huairu Won't Leave Me Alone 四合院：秦淮茹赖上我
Zhao Xiyan was an ordinary small-town exam grinder. He had little ambition, but his family's comfortable means let him live a pretty decent life. But just as a speeding dump truck was about to hit one of his students, he rushed forward on instinct. He saved the student, but also had an intimate and decidedly unpleasant encounter with the truck. When he woke again, he was already riding in a donkey cart. Across from him, a young woman with bright eyes, pearly teeth, and two long braids was watchi
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Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！
Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca
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Historical War of Nations: The Yellow Turban Rebellion from the Start 历史国战：开局黄巾起义
(History + nation-versus-nation war + famous generals + livestreaming + national destiny + political scheming + passion) The historical nation-versus-nation war begins. Having lost its historical records, Huaxia forfeited the initiative and spent twenty years mired on the battlefield, losing all its accumulated strength. Li Chen, who transmigrated here, is inexplicably chosen as the sixteenth contestant. Bearing the name of Huaxia, he enters the battlefield to fight for a glimmer of hope. Lookin
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The Late-Fragrant Lychee 迟来的荔枝香
Pei Xiangwan and Ji Jinsheng are childhood friends, and the two have always been close. But after Lin Zhiyan appears, their relationship starts to grow complicated. Note: The second female lead is just a supporting character and doesn't pose much of an obstacle to the male and female leads. The later chapters are incredibly sweet.
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Descending Into His Heart 降临他心上
[Physical edition available for preorder on April 4] + [Short drama now streaming] [Sweet youth romance] + [Both leads are pure] Zhou Ran, owner of Xiacheng’s most famous tattoo shop, is synonymous with coldness and wildness. The first time Xia Mian sees him, she barges into his tattoo shop and asks for a butterfly tattoo. “What color do you want?” “Green.” “What shade of green?” Xia Mian hesitates, then points to his light green hair. “That exact shade.” Zhou Ran: “?” - People in Xiacheng say t
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The Willow by the Palace Wall 宫墙柳
Why must the imperial consorts compete for the emperor’s favor? A smash-hit, heart-wrenching historical romance that burst onto the scene in 2019! Recommended by countless tearful readers, this unconventional palace-intrigue novel will stay with you long after you finish. In the lightest of styles, it captures everyone’s deepest regrets. In May of the year I turned fourteen, with the pagoda trees in fragrant bloom, I sat in Yong’an Palace, propping up my head as I dozed. The man’s laughter held
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Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命：开局赞助爷爷地府创业
[No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On
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Forced to Love the Psycho Villain I Wrote 被自己写的疯批反派强制爱
[Villain early on, obsessive and coercive love interest later ✖️ kind, timid girl who enjoys herself but doesn't want to take responsibility / both are each other's first] Shi Yin transmigrates into a book. The good news: it's a book she wrote herself. The bad news: there's a deranged villain who is always looking for a chance to kill her. To stay alive, she's forced to find ways to get along with the male lead, Pei Jin. Shi Yin has a strikingly beautiful, innocent-looking face. Yet she looks a
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He Kept Summer Hidden 他藏了夏天
That night, the young man slowly bent down, bracing his hands on his thighs so he could look her in the eye. It was as if he were declaring that they stood as equals in matters of the heart. Keeping his voice low, he asked, “Senior, I like you. Do you like me?” Ji An raised her hand to stroke Xu Linxi’s cheek and softly ordered him, “Close your eyes.” Xu Linxi trembled, then obediently lowered his lashes. Ji An’s lips curved into a smile. She placed both hands on either side of his face, rose on
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The Little Princess Pouts, and the Regent King Sweeps Her Into His Arms 小王妃一撒娇，摄政王抱着哄
[Reborn and Face-Slapping the Scum] [Older, Fatherly Husband] [Strictly Under Her Husband’s Thumb] [Devoted Hero] [Sweet, Satisfying Romance with Both Leads Pure] A clever, sweet, spirited and beautiful legitimate daughter and physician heroine vs. a powerful regent who seems abstinent but is actually a scheming mastermind In her previous life, Shen Wan fell for a scumbag because of a birthmark, losing both her family and everything she had. Reborn on her wedding night, she throws herself into t
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The Heaven-Defying Poison Master: The Mad Demon Lord's Beloved 逆天毒妃，疯批魔尊心尖宠
[Transmigration + Secret Identity + Medicine and Poison + Sweet Romance + Genius + Spatial Dimension] After transmigrating into a good-for-nothing fool overnight, her life as the leading lady began. She refined pills, controlled beasts, and mastered both medicine and poison. She became the Ghost King, commanding countless demon clans. Her secret identities were exposed, one after another. With a body of gods and demons, she became the daughter of the Heavenly Dao. “I don’t really understand love
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Mermaid Chanson 人鱼香颂
Mermaids roam a ghost ship by night, where a long-sealed transoceanic love letter lies aboard a whale-bone fishing vessel! Fourteen breathtaking love stories, sweet enough to delight, angsty enough to hurt. Deep old velvet, a beautiful fool, a refined knight commander, a younger wolf pup, and an irresistibly alpha heartthrob. Pick your favorite pairing from this delicious mix. Turn hardship into absinthe and drink it down with the bitter salt of the waves. Shed tears like pearls, shed the tender
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Peerless Beauty Protector 绝世护花高手
The most painful thing in the world isn’t life or death. It’s being tormented by the same woman for ten years. Chen Xiao, the only male disciple of the reclusive ancient martial arts sect Xiaoyao, couldn’t stand being bullied by his senior sister every year anymore. He left a note and secretly ran away.
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Through the Ages, I Am the Phoenix 千秋我为凰
Shen Xian transmigrates into the body of a fool, gets driven out of her home, has her face disfigured, and is even carrying a baby! On the day her husband marries his new love, she shows up to offer her congratulations, then repeatedly face-slaps the new concubine and leaves the guests stunned. But the new concubine keeps trying to out-act her. “You weakling, you think you’re good enough to steal the spotlight?”
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After Being Reborn, Room 806 Survives the Apocalypse by Stockpiling Supplies 重生后，806女寝靠囤货在末世
❗(Reborn in the apocalypse, space, no zombies, somewhat ensemble-focused, male lead, multiple couples, pets) The apocalypse arrives, but the five women in Dorm 806 have yet to realize how serious the situation is. Only after their roommates die one by one before their eyes, and a blade is held to Cheng Zhi’s own neck, does she begin to regret it. Perhaps Heaven heard the resentment of Dorm 806. Not only are all five women reborn, they are also given a pocket dimension! Reborn two days before the
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Interstellar: Who Did Those Five Beat Up This Time? 星际：那五个又把谁狠狠揍了？
[Military academy + mecha + no romance + coming of age + ensemble cast + light humor + five-person team + strong team spirit] For the first seventeen years of her life, Jiang Lin's goal was to get into Mingde's mechanical engineering department and become a highly paid mecha engineer. But an unexpected turn of events sent her to Dawn Military Academy and set her on the path to becoming an elite solo fighter. Inter-academy tournaments, live-fire drills, interstellar battles... Years later, five s
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You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？
[Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t
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Kiss You in the Breeze 随风热吻你
Signed for print publication! The short drama I'll Always, Always Like You is now streaming. [Two top students] x [mutual devotion] x [mutual crush] x [from school uniforms to wedding gowns] x [the sweetest romance] x [fast-paced, secretly satisfying story]. You won't regret giving it a try. Blurb One: Gu Sinian is the universally acknowledged unattainable beauty of No. 1 High School. Everyone says he has no heart. Then everyone points at Jiang Wan in his arms and says, “Who said he has no heart
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My Childhood Friend from Heaven Is Such a Flirt 天降竹马他最撩啦
[Sweet and obedient heroine X sharp-tongued, domineering hero] There are two things Su Tian fears most in the world. One is any bug bigger than her pinky fingernail. The other is Jiang Chiyu, who lives next door. Luckily, as the girl grows up, she slowly overcomes her fear of the former, while the latter, who’s always bullied her, suddenly moves away. Until the year she starts high school... A tall, long-legged, handsome transfer student arrives in her class, prompting hundreds of girls to form
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I'll Spend the Rest of My Life Waiting for You 余生只待你
In high school, Bai Zhi and Lin Yu became classmates. Back then, Bai Zhi was rebellious and willful, a troublesome student who gave her teachers headaches. After an encounter in a downpour, Lin Yu saw through her pain, and the two became close friends. They were accepted into the same university and promised to start there together. Before they could enroll, Lin Yu learned that Bai Zhi was the daughter of the mastermind behind a kidnapping case that had once shocked the entire city. He had been
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A Whirlwind Wedding in the ER, Dr. Tang! 闪婚急诊，唐医生！
[Viral Hit Across the Internet] [Sweet Romance + Comeback + Powerful Male Lead + One-on-One] “Where does it hurt?” “I... I bumped into something.” He casually pointed to the inner room. “Go lie down in there and take off your pants!” She took a deep breath and tried to reassure herself. It was just an examination, a perfectly normal examination! In public, he was a renowned neurosurgeon; in private, he was the domineering, rebellious heir to an empire. In public, she was an amnesiac young woman;
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May You Always Be as You Were 许你笙笙如故
[Childhood sweethearts + sweet romance + campus] When Lin Ruosheng was five, a remarkably handsome boy came to live with her family. She toddled over and stretched out her chubby little hands, asking in a soft voice, “I want a hug.” Twelve-year-old Xu Huaigu crouched down and gently picked up the far-too-cute little girl. Lin Ruosheng's restless hands stroked his face as she mumbled, “This big brother is so handsome.” Xu Huaigu's parents were going abroad, but he wanted to stay. Since they weren
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A Bite of Sweet Pear 咬一口甜梨
The print edition of A Bite of Sweet Pear is now available on all major platforms. A cool, calculating doctor versus a sweet girl with a few tricks up her sleeve. Very sweet, no angst. The first time Chu Yuan saw Ruan Li, who was staying with his family, was at the hospital. She was a delicate beauty, graceful as a willow and lovely as peach blossoms, breathtaking at first sight. Her eyes glistened with tears as her slender fingers tugged at his clothes. “Doctor Chu, I’m scared of pain. Please b
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Ninety-Nine Moments of Heart-Pounding Love 疯狂心动99次
At the age when young love first blossoms, Fan Jing fell for a boy who was no stranger. He was none other than her childhood betrothed, Qi Ye. When they were young, Fan Jing pursued Qi Ye passionately, only to be rejected time and again. After three years apart, Fan Jing grew more and more ready to give up. When she learned Qi Ye had returned to Luocheng, she decided to cut her losses and asked him to end their engagement. But the Qi Ye who returned this time was completely different. His casual
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Additional Inheritance 附加遗产
Yaya was gone. She had killed herself. Though they weren't related by blood, she had been his older sister for over ten years. Now she had vanished just like that, leaving him a sizable inheritance and... a child. He was only nineteen that year, still a child himself, yet somehow he had to look after a teenager. The kid wasn't difficult to care for. The moodiness and rebelliousness of adolescence were nowhere to be seen. He was brilliant, far more mature and levelheaded than his age suggested, a
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