Any Stories About Insiders in the Metaphysics Community Laughing at the Nonsense, Like Pretending Not to Know What They Know? 有没有玄学圈内行人当个笑话看的书，类似懂装不懂

1. 1 玄 The Mystical Master Plays by Her Own Rules, Bringing Both the Living and the Dead to Tears 玄学大佬路子野，虐哭阴阳两界 Little Ruan阮妹妹Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + Comedy + Power Couple + Livestream + Sweet Romance] A beautiful, unconventional, carefree powerhouse × a sweet, quiet, lawless cutie Shang Qiuzhi has no birth chart, and her fate is unknown. Abandoned by her birth parents at birth, she was taken in and raised by a woman who guides spirits of the dead. She has a peculiar constitution. No matter how many scriptures or Taoist arts she learns, she can't put them into practice. With no other choice, Shang Qiuzhi gives up and takes life 6.9kReads9.3Score892Shelves

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   ① The heroine is the kind of metaphysical master who has a hidden identity. It is linked to a live variety show. It is the kind of unit plot that is not too long, but it also has a main line and a micro-group portrait! Very nice! ② This book is also a unit plot of metaphysics ➕ variety show. Each unit has its own story, and then they go to catch ghosts and solve problems. ③ I like the third book very much. The heroine has a heart disease, and then she goes to save the other five. It is similar to the crazy villains, but they actually have their own tragic experiences, and they are all very good people. They almost treat the heroine as a baby! Being healed by the heroine! Group portrait! It's really beautiful! Language is so lacking! I can't describe how beautiful it is! This is also a unit plot~

2. 2 穿 Wear a Cheongsam! Hold Prayer Beads! The Metaphysics Expert Plays by Her Own Rules 穿旗袍！盘佛珠！玄学大佬路子野 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance625k WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Hilarious + Showbiz + Livestream + Everyone’s Favorite] A haunted-house exploration variety show is about to premiere, and rumors say they’ve invited a mysterious feng shui master from Weibo. When Su Jinluo appears in a qipao with prayer beads in hand, the entire internet goes wild. Netizens: “You’re telling me this is a master?” A terrifying paper effigy attacks. Su Jinluo calmly burns a paper talisman. “Just burn it up.” A woman in red reveals herself as a ghost. Su Jinluo driv 1.5kReads8.9Score214Shelves
3. 3 真 The Real Heiress's Heart Twinges, and the Villainous Madmen Panic 真千金心一疼，疯批反派们慌了 Le Er Yue乐儿悦Modern Romance733k WordsOngoing [Wildly made-up crime and metaphysics] Lin Sui was born with congenital heart disease and grew up in a Taoist temple. When she turned eighteen, her biological parents came looking for her, intending to marry her off. That very day, Lin Sui dreamed that she was actually a cannon-fodder villainess in a Mary Sue harem novel disguised as a crime thriller. The heroine, Lin Siyao, was not only a fake heiress, but also someone who had transmigrated into a book. Thanks to her knowledge of the plot, afte 7.8kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
4. 4 我 I'm a Funeral Officiant, So Summoning Immortals Is Only Natural 我个殡葬司仪，会请仙也很正常吧 Dragon-Taming Pool御龙潭Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [One heroine + the author conducted on-site research at funeral homes, crematoriums, and cemeteries, striving for realistic details + traditional supernatural tales + professional knowledge of funerals and spirit-medium practices] (The humorous setups and parody scenes in this book, as well as the original Qingfeng spirit-medium altar, where spirits other than ancestors are invited to take up residence, were published with the approval of the author's own guardian spirits. Readers, please believ 31.2kReads9.4Score3.5kShelves

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   I don't know if it's true. It's said to be the author's personal experience. You can give it a try.

5. 5 传 Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would 210.9kReads9.6Score29.4kShelves
6. 6 栩 Vivid as Life 栩栩若生 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A fortune-teller said I was born destined for greatness, the reincarnation of the Flower Goddess, with the power to turn stones into gold and command flower spirits and tree sprites. Once I came of age, my family was sure to prosper. But when I was twelve, I came down with a strange illness. My fever wouldn’t break, and I kept seeing terrifying visions... In a dream, I met an old woman who told me to find an expert with supernatural powers to save my life. Millet to summon souls, altars and form 23kReads9.5Score3.8kShelves
7. 7 诡 Anomaly Containment Facility, You're Containing Me, a Human? 诡异收容所，你收容我一个人类？ Yi Chen逸臣Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [No System]+ [No Heroine]+ [Cthulhu]+ [No Tired Tropes] (Also known as: Sequence: Ascension to Godhood) The Dark Prison has merged with reality, and bizarre creatures are invading the world through the “Gates.” An organization has quietly emerged, calling themselves the Wardens. They keep the bizarre creatures behind the “Gates,” and capture and contain any that make it into the world. Lu Xiao accidentally fell into the Dark Prison and lived there alone for three years. After the Wardens discove 63.3kReads9.2Score6.1kShelves
8. 8 玄 The Metaphysics Expert Is Back at Her Street Stall 玄学大佬她又去摆地摊了 Tomato洋柿子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Original titles: The Fortune-Telling Street Vendor Is Actually a Mystical Arts Ancestor?! and The Mystical Arts Big Shot Is Back at Her Street Stall [Fortune-telling + ghost-catching + feng shui + powerful protagonist + no romance, thriving solo + gossip + episodic stories] The junior sister of the Zhengyang Sect, sealed away for a thousand years, wakes up reborn in the body of a girl whose parents don't care for her. The girl wants to go to school, so she'll have to earn her own tuition. So We 47.1kReads9.4Score6.7kShelves
9. 9 天 The Heavenly Eye Feng Shui Master 天眼风水师 Light of the Dao道之光Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [A feng shui novel] [Featuring feng shui, Daoist medicine, psychology, and economics; read faces and phone numbers] [Practical insights] [Explaining the esoteric with science] My master hastily taught me the art of divination and passed down a few books. Before I even had the chance to formally begin my training in the mountains, he sent me down into the world to help people... Where can I even go to complain about that? Amid the mortal world, I help others and cultivate myself. 605.7kReads9.6Score132.5kShelves

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   This book may be too basic for insiders, so it doesn't hurt to read it.

10. 10 前 She Was Cruelly Crushed and Dismembered in Her Past Life, Now She’s Back for Vengeance 前世惨被镇压分尸，她重生杀疯了 The Feisty Fire Duck炸毛的火鸭Modern Romance2.3M WordsCompleted Also known as: The Young Marshal Is Hard to Woo, Where Has His Wife Run Off To? After Ruan Xishi died, she became a ghost and watched with her own eyes as the ruthless warlord knelt before her tombstone, his hands stained red. Reborn, she gained the power to destroy heaven and earth. With her all-seeing eyes, she can see through the evils of the world. Ruan Xishi reclaims her family’s fortune, takes on her wicked stepmother, makes a fortune, and vows to protect her man! Who would have thought th 2kReads9.0Score331Shelves
11. 11 最 The Last Paper Effigy Maker 最后一个扎纸人 Chong Xiayueban虫下月半Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted The art of paper effigies can bridge the worlds of yin and yang, perform rites for the dead, and summon the King of Hell. Cut yellow paper, weave bamboo strips: paper horses travel a thousand miles, and paper figures summon spirits. With one stroke to paint their eyes, the King of Hell appears, striking terror into all directions and sending ten thousand ghosts into hiding! By the time the art of paper effigies reaches Chen Mo, he is its last practitioner. He assumes this ancient, mysterious cra 17.2kReads8.5Score2.1kShelves

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    💐💐The protagonist of the first book, Chen Mo, is the last descendant of the paper rolling art. He originally thought that this craft was of no use in today's society, but he didn't expect that after a hundred years of reincarnation, this ancient and mysterious trade can be passed down. 💐💐The protagonist of the second book, Chen Zhaoyuan, is the owner of the paper rolling shop. He has lived for a long time but has a blank memory. He saved someone decades ago and came to ask for help for his grandson, and the boss's life began to be different because of this villain. ❤️❤️Like ➕Follow and chase good books together

12. 12 纸 The Paper Effigy Shop Owner Is a Powerful Occultist 纸扎店老板娘她是玄门大佬 A Xia, Beautiful and Talented阿夏貌美且有才Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted The second installment, Gods Cannot Save Themselves 2, is now available! Strong female lead, no CP (a monk with unrequited feelings approaches the heroine with an ulterior motive) + wish fulfillment + plot-driven. The heroine isn't a self-sacrificing saint, so if you like that type of heroine, please look elsewhere. The heroine, Chen Zhaoyuan, owns a paper offerings shop. She's a “person” who has lived for a very, very long time. Some of her memories are missing. She's no good at music, chess, c 35.8kReads9.0Score4.8kShelves
13. 13 扎 The Paper Effigy Maker: Crafting the Entire Underworld! 扎纸匠：扎出整个地府！ Lying Back and Listening to the Spring卧仰听泉Mystery576k WordsCompleted Xiao Luo transmigrates to a world where spiritual qi revival has begun and ghosts run rampant, inheriting his grandfather’s paper effigy shop. In this world, spiritual qi has dried up, the gods have vanished, and the mystic arts have fallen into decline. Xiao Luo himself is also being haunted by a vicious ghost. Fortunately, he awakens the Paper Effigy System. Craft Black and White Impermanence to seize souls and destroy evil spirits! Craft Yin soldiers and generals: when the Yin army marches, a 198Reads5.4Score—Shelves
14. 14 我 Me, Uncle Jiu's Junior Disciple: Divine Paper Figure Maker 我，九叔师弟：神级扎纸匠 Beiming Has a Sea 1北冥有海1Mystery835k WordsCompleted Han Li transmigrates to a zombie world and joins Maoshan, only to nearly be killed by evil spirits. Just as he is on the brink of death, he awakens the Supreme Merit System and opens the beginner's gift pack, obtaining divine paper-figure crafting skills! From then on, he embarks on the supreme path of a Celestial Master, slaying demons and vanquishing ghosts! 3.7kReads7.7Score254Shelves
15. 15 我 Me, a Cultivation Big Shot: How Much Stronger Can I Get? 我，修仙大佬强亿点怎么了 Cabbage白菜Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted "Soul Ferryman + No Romance + Story Arc Adventures + Spiritual Qi Revival + Cultivation + Invincible" Yun Miao, a cultivation powerhouse who has lived for thousands of years, sets out to uncover her origins. She volunteers to become a ferryman, guiding vengeful ghosts to the afterlife. The ghosts are full of resentment, hatred, and longing. She works diligently, her heart as firm as stone, yet can never uncover the mystery of her origins. Until one day... The Taoist priests of the Xuanmen 30.6kReads9.2Score6.1kShelves

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    Although..., The short drama is okay [shy]

16. 16 地 Hell’s Temptation: My Husband Is the King of the Underworld 地狱诱宠：闪婚老公是冥王 An Orange一个橘子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + sweet romance + adorable child + secret identity + 1v1 and mutually devoted, scheming King of Hell + sweet, innocent heroine] After a whirlwind marriage to my blind date, I discover that he’s not only rich and handsome, but also full of secrets. He keeps a talking black cat, has a younger brother who can read ghost script, and even has a second face. Once I discover his secrets, he drops his disguise and reveals his wicked, scheming nature, cornering me against the bed. “Sweethea 7.3kReads9.2Score878Shelves

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    I like it very much, it's beautiful

17. 17 重 Reborn: The Icy Big Shot Wants to Give Me His Life 重生后，冷冰冰的大佬要把命给我 Peaches Will Surely Blaze桃桃必火Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [A heroine who sets off heavenly lightning like fireworks and kicks the Ghost King’s head around like a ball vs. an obsessive, possessive, lovesick hero] Everyone says Third Master Lu is cursed, bringing death to his wives. He’s the living King of Hell, someone the entire capital’s elite circle avoids. Women who get close to him are either struck by bad luck or lose their lives. That is, until a soft, sweet little girl appears at his side, constantly asking for cuddles and following him around l 21.6kReads9.5Score2.7kShelves

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    ‌🔥 ‌The sweetness of metaphysics | The little ancestor who catches ghosts × the third master who protects his shortcomings‌, the ghost master is torturing ghosts online, and the third master dotes on the ghost and hands him the hammer: "Smash it, I'll cover it up." "The live broadcast slaps the black fans in the face" ‌The barrage sprays "Script!", The little ancestor backhand opens the eyes of the black fans: "Can you see it now?" The next second, the live broadcast room is filled with screaming barrages

18. 18 玄 The Mystic Ancestor Came Down the Mountain to Beg for Food, Only to Be Forced into Marriage! 玄学老祖下山讨饭，竟被强娶了！ Clouds Rising, Fog Gathering云起雾Ancient Romance102k WordsCompleted [Female-Lead Power Fantasy + Male-Lead Angst + Expert at Brawling and Fortune-Telling + A Little Heartache Adds Spice] A quick calculation revealed she hadn't had a proper meal in a year and eight months! The dignified leader of the Mystic Sect and ancestor of the mortal realm, who used to live on offerings, was now going hungry! The reason? The nations were at war, the people had been driven from their homes, and no one had offerings to spare! To fill her own belly and those of the common peopl —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Bookshelf Plus 1] I read it and it's pretty good. The heroine's perspective is a refreshing read, and the one who forcibly marries her is not the hero but cannon fodder.

19. 19 二 Second Master, Your Wife Has Calculated Someone's Doom Again! 二爷，夫人她又把人算死了！ Le Xingchun乐行春Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Su Qiao was born under the ill-fated star of Tiansha and sent up a mountain to train when she was three. At twenty, she came down the mountain with a cloth bundle on her back and knocked on the door of the man said to be the most untouchable in the Imperial City. “Second Master Shen, I calculated that you won't live past this year, but there's a way to break the curse!” Shen Xiujin furrowed his long brows. “Let's hear it.” Su Qiao looked utterly righteous. “Marry me!” But after the wedding, Shen 23.8kReads9.3Score3kShelves

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    [High energy + metaphysics + yin and yang + vest + double cleansing + slap in the face] The contrast between the heroine's personality and strength is cute, and the male protagonist, Emperor Jingye, is decisive in killing Su Qiao, the lone star of the Tiansha, who was sent to the mountains to practice at the age of three. When she was twenty years old, she went down the mountain with a cloth bag on her back and knocked on the door of the house of the man who was said to be the most untouchable in the Imperial City. "Second Master Shen, I don't think you will survive this year, but there is a way to solve it!" Shen Xiujin frowned slightly: "Tell me about it." Su Qiao looked upright: "Marry me!" But after marriage, Shen Xiujin suspected that she had married a magician.

20. 20 让 You Asked Me to Bless You, but I Cursed You: The Alluring Goddess Has Arrived 让你赐福你赐祸，美艳神明她来了 Joy at Every Step步步见喜Modern Romance653k WordsCompleted Man Yue, the God of Joy (and Misfortune), was kicked out of the Divine Realm by her grandfather, the Supreme God. The moment she opened her eyes, she had become an unlucky woman with the exact same name. She went from being a contestant to a judge on the show. Netizens: Who does she think she is? She’s not some big-shot sponsor. Man Yue: Those who believe in me will prosper. Those who curse me will have bad luck! * Short on cash? Buy a lottery ticket, and quietly chant, “Man Yue, you’re my god!” 10.8kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves

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    This book is good-looking and highly rated

21. 21 回 Back in the Capital, the Brilliant Miss Is Famous Across the Land 回京后，神算大小姐名满天下 Bright Blue灿蓝Ancient Romance741k WordsCompleted [No romance + metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying read + secret identity + ghost-catching + lighthearted, no angst~] Yun Zhuo of the Xiao family was abandoned as a child. When her relatives come looking for her, she decisively returns to the capital to become a thorn in their side. Her birth mother says she’s uncouth and illiterate? But in the blink of an eye, she’s welcomed into the capital’s circle of master scholars, discussing poetry and prose and interpreting the fate of the world. T 156.7kReads9.6Score21.5kShelves

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    🔮 [Metaphysics + Vest + Cool Articles + Group Favorite]🔮 "How can you predict the future and fall into my hands?" "Your Highness, are you asking for a fortune or a proposal?" ✔️ Bai Ling's sealed world-destroying Yin-Yang Pupil ✔️ The fortune-telling stall turned into a large-scale overturn scene ✔️ The prince chased his wife to the gate of the underworld ✔️ True and false daughters + Chaotang metaphysics go hand in hand

22. 22 自 After Five Hundred Years Bound in a Forbidden Land, You Cry When I Become a Rogue Cultivator 自缚禁地五百年，我当散修你哭啥 Carrot-Flavored Mint Candy萝卜味薄荷糖Eastern Fantasy5.2M WordsOngoing [Published] [Immortal Cultivation + Traditional Fantasy + Invincible + No System + Unrelentingly Satisfying + Decisive and Ruthless + Rogue Cultivator] Five hundred years ago, Gu Xiu bound himself to a forbidden sect ground for five hundred years, offering himself as a source of fortune for the sect. Returning at last, he should have been welcomed home in glory. But the world had changed beyond recognition in those five hundred years. His master abandoned him, his senior sisters despised him, an 86.1kReads7.9Score8kShelves

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    Feeling slapped in the face

23. 23 卦 The Orphan of Gua Mountain 卦山遗孤 Cold-Eyed Notes冷眸笔录Eastern Fantasy37k WordsOngoing The Orphan of Gua Mountain is a novel blending wuxia fantasy with political intrigue and resistance. It tells the legendary story of a boy who breaks free from a blood-soaked fate and is reborn. Lin Xiaoman was born in a remote mountain village in the Qinling Mountains. His father and mother were humble farmers, while his grandfather, Lin Qingshan, was a reclusive diviner with profound knowledge of the art of divination. His grandmother, Madam Wu, was gentle as a spring breeze. The family had se —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The storytelling quotations condense the wisdom of the world, and the various aspects of life are hidden between the lines: "Walking upright, sitting upright, walking in the middle of the three avenues", which expresses the foundation of life; "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the new generation replaces the old in the world", implying the change of the times; "A small person is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband", showing a heroic mind. "Two flowers bloom, one branch on each side" begins and ends, "If you want to know what happens next, listen to the explanation in the next chapter" to leave enough suspense. There is also the way of choosing friends, "birds follow the phoenix and soar far away, and people who are virtuous and good will be proud of themselves", the metaphor of "the flood has washed away the Dragon King's temple, and one family does not recognize the other family", and the warrior's creed of "people with high skills are bold". In just a hundred words, it not only shows the tenderness of chivalry, but also hides the reincarnation of cause and effect. It can be called a miniature picture of traditional culture.

24. 24 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命：开局赞助爷爷地府创业 Osmanthus of August, Gui'an八月桂安Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On 45.8kReads9.3Score8.1kShelves

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    Live fortune telling.

25. 25 直 After Going Viral for Fortune-Telling on Livestream, I Caught Someone Falling from 300 Meters 直播算命爆红后我接住了三百米坠 Little Snow Fluff小雪绒Eastern Fantasy256k WordsCompleted When a steel girder plunges from three hundred meters overhead and crashes toward a crowd on a livestream, Master Xuanming merely looks up, a faint smile lifting the corners of his mouth. In that instant, fate is rewritten by the stars. Mo Xuan was once a down-and-out young man, but after a strange transmigration, he inherited the memories and obsessions of an ancient master of the mystic arts. His mother's ALS is worsening, and the crushing medical bills leave him no choice but to start livestr —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 26 玄 The Mystic Little Fairy Takes the Entertainment World by Storm 玄学小仙女爆红娱乐圈 Little Snow Fluff小雪绒Modern Romance150k WordsCompleted When a wisp of an immortal soul fell into the mortal world, Yun Qi opened her eyes to the clamor of creditors pounding on the door outside and her mother's faint breathing inside. She was no longer the little fairy beloved by all the immortals in the celestial realm. Now, she was the only hope of a family battered by hardship. New to the human world, she wielded mysticism like a blade, lighting the candles of fate in her livestream. One remark, "You are destined to face three calamities," left v —Reads—Score—Shelves

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