Modern Urban Comedy With a Wild Premise and a System 都市脑洞幽默系统文

1. 401 告 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？ Surely Not a Couch Potato怕不是咸鱼Urban413k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 15kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves

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2. 402 头 On the Seventh Day After My Death, the Campus Belle Summoned Me 头七这天，校花把我召唤出来 Autumn Wind Sweeps Away the Withered Leaves秋风扫枯叶Urban336k WordsCompleted (Villainous protagonist, invincible, no female lead, not a saint) Ghostly energy resurges, and monsters run rampant across the human world. Countless people die at their hands every day. Li Su, an ordinary senior in high school, is killed by the person he loves and turns into a ghost. He then travels to the ghost realm a hundred years in the past and becomes a Ghost Emperor who rules over a vast domain. On the seventh day after Li Su's death, a monster appears at his school. To deal with it, the 2.1kReads8.6Score259Shelves
3. 403 重 Reborn as a Cat: The Internet Discovers I’m a Big Shot in the Cat World 重生成喵：我猫界扛把子的身份被全网曝光 The Cup That Loves Water爱喝水的杯子Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Lin Le was reborn as a cat and thought he would live like any other cat: basking in the sun, acting cute, and eating dried fish. But when a show called The Pet Headquarters was livestreamed across the internet, his long-hidden identity as the boss of the cat world was exposed. "Didn't they ban animals from gaining humanlike powers after the founding of the country? What's going on with this cat?" "He took in a pack of dogs as his underlings. This cat is so ridiculous that ridiculousness itself h 1.3kReads9.0Score202Shelves
4. 404 直 Livestream: I Said I’d Never Killed Anyone, and the Lie Detector Went Off 直播：我说没杀过人，测谎仪响了 Naming Is Annoying取名烦人Urban1.2M WordsCompleted A new interview show took the country by storm. The host randomly picked people on the street and asked them questions. Answer, and you could win cash! That day, the host came across Jiang Feng. With a teasing smile, the host asked, “Jiang Feng, have you ever killed anyone?” Jiang Feng smiled faintly and said, “Life is precious. We should all cherish it.” After leaving him with those words, Jiang Feng walked away. But the moment he was out of sight, the lie detector in the host's hands let out a 32.9kReads8.4Score3.1kShelves
5. 405 我 Our Nation’s Chip-Making Nemesis: You Ask If I Can Fix a Lithography Machine? 我国补克星，你问我光刻机能修吗 Nuclear-Powered Baiting Immortal核动力打窝仙人Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Wei Xiu took over his family’s repair shop and began livestreaming snippets of his daily life online. To his surprise, he awakened the Fix Anything System. Every time he repaired something, he received a reward. Before long, business was booming. During one livestream, a fan asked in the comments, “Can you fix a tank?” Wei Xiu thought they meant a Tank 300 and agreed without hesitation. He never imagined the fan would bring in a completely wrecked Type 59 tank… From then on, his customers got mo 31.5kReads6.9Score3.2kShelves

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6. 406 意 Artistic Conception Fusion Master 意境融合师 Kong Xiaoye孔晓晔Urban879k WordsOngoing A hundred years ago, blood and fire filled the sky during the Battle at the Summit. The Master of Merging Artistic Realms sacrificed their soul to protect the boundary between stories and the human world. A hundred years later, three boys step into a book-realm teeming with countless worlds. They are the sparks their ancestors hid among ordinary people: Zhao Yebai, who can mirror myriad worlds; Su Tuy a, who can paint all things into life; and Duan Mingchen, who can experience a hundred lifetime 6Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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   Laugh with tears in your eyes

7. 407 全 A World of Heroic Spirits: My Wife Is Hua Mulan from the Start 全民英灵：开局老婆花木兰 Song of the Unsettled Wind无定风歌Urban482k WordsCompleted Also known as The Mythmaker, The Unorthodox Master, My Countless Heroic Spirit Secret Identities, and Stop Arguing, You're All My Wings After transmigrating to a world of the supernatural in a parallel universe, Meng Fan finds that history is familiar yet different, and the modern world is beset by danger. It's not just spiritual qi revival. Baleful energy, ghostly energy, calamity energy, demonic energy, and other negative forces are surging ever higher, threatening the survival of human civili 2.1kReads7.4Score282Shelves
8. 408 超 Surviving on a Cross-Time Highway, My Teammate Is Little Xizi 超时空公路求生，我的队友小兕子 Next Door to Old Wang's老王家的隔壁Sports724k WordsOngoing [Two-person road survival] [Team-up in the later stages] [Transmigration across time and space] Everyone transmigrates into a road-survival world, where each person is paired with a historical figure as a teammate. While others are matched with emperors, famous generals and strategists, and beautiful courtesans from the ages, Li Jie is lucky enough to be paired with the little princess of Jinyang from the Tang Dynasty. With a three-year-old in tow and riding a rickety old bicycle, Li Jie is havi 1.2kReads8.9Score100Shelves
9. 409 校 The Campus Belle Stole My Drive and Died of a Virus Infection 校花偷我驱动器，病毒感染而亡 Matcha Mille-Crepe Roll抹茶千层卷Urban294k WordsCompleted [Decisive and ruthless] [So righteous it’s downright evil] [Pure wish fulfillment] Lin Dao transmigrates into a world where everyone changes classes, becoming a master craftsman who forges equipment. On the eve of his graduation exam, Lin Dao obtains a Driver and plans to dominate the assessment the next day. The campus belle, Qiao Kexin, sneaks into his room while he’s showering and steals his equipment. Lin Dao catches her and gives chase. After using Lin Dao’s equipment and getting infected w 2.2kReads7.1Score178Shelves
10. 410 哆 Doraemon, I Am the King of Time 哆啦A梦，吾乃时间之王 Dragon-Fighting Saint斗龙圣士Anime Fanfiction384k WordsOngoing [Kamen Rider + Multiple Heroines + Invincible in the Later Stages + Myriad Heavens and Universes] After Su Zhe was electrocuted while playing Honor of Kings, he transmigrated into the world of Doraemon and became Nobita. The Kamen Rider System activated, and he obtained the template of Sougo Tokiwa. Just as he thought he was invincible, he was told about the Time Jackers. From then on, he embarked on the road to becoming a king. Time Management Bureau: The Director is the King of Time, and the r 131Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 411 恋 He Snatched the Queen of Pop on a Dating Show, and You Say You’re Just a Chef 恋综拐跑天后，你说你只是个厨子 Number One Litter Scooper壹号铲屎官Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Showbiz] + [Singing] + [Variety Shows] + [Acting] + [Face-Slapping] Lin Moyan, a chef with the title of three-Michelin-star chef, had fame and fortune. Then one day, he unexpectedly transmigrates to a parallel world, where his girlfriend, a rising pop queen, breaks up with him. All he wants is to make money and work on his cooking, but he never expected to get bound to an “Entertainment Industry Reform System.” Lin Moyan: “I'm not interested in joining showbiz. Hurry up and unbind me.” System: 42.5kReads7.4Score5.5kShelves

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    Where is the promised cook? How did it become a piece of entertainment?

12. 412 别 You're Speedrunning High-Level Martial Arts While Others Suffer? 别人练功吃苦，你直接速通高武？ Changshou Can't Fly长寿不会飞Urban3.5M WordsOngoing [Signed for publication] [High martial arts + wish fulfillment + total domination + fast-paced + ruthless] “Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You’re no match for him, so hurry up and forfeit...” “You knocked him to his knees?!” “Ye Li, why did you apply to the top of the five great academies? Didn’t your teacher tell you not to get complacent and to keep your feet on the ground... You’ve already been granted early admission?!” “Ye Li, this strange beast rules the whole region. We’r 132.7kReads9.1Score9.4kShelves
13. 413 学 Don't Worry, Senior—I'll Protect You 学姐别怕，我来保护你 Gege Wuwu隔胳呜呜Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Heart-Pounding Engine 2: Pure White Love Letter has been published] [Lighthearted daily life] + [Single female lead] + [No System] + [Not reborn] + [Sweet romance] In high school, Luo Ye had a secret crush on a girl for three years. He even got into the same university as her, and they agreed to start dating if they both got in. But the girl unexpectedly went back on her word. Heartbroken, Luo Ye became a romance novelist. Unexpectedly, before university even began, the novel he wrote shot to t 356.3kReads9.8Score37.7kShelves

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