Get Lost, Brain-Storage Users. You're Ruining Everything. 寄存脑子的滚蛋，害人玩意

1. 51 有 I've Got Brains, But I Don't Use Them. I'll Just Be an Idiot, That's the Fun of It 有脑子我不用我就傻着哎就是玩儿 Ascension's Long Stairway 13登神长阶13Urban208k WordsOngoing Hello, Host. I'm your personal goofball System, codename: Universe Super Invincible Tyrannosaurus Warrior. Goofball? I'm not a goofball. It's just that... I have a brain, but I don't use it. I just play dumb. That's how I roll. —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 52 对 Talk Trash and Win Prizes 对骂就有奖 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban2.8M WordsOngoing Hao Tie was treated like a pack mule and was about to hit rock bottom because he refused to keep living like one. Then he suddenly got a System that rewarded him for trading insults! From then on, he used verbal sparring to reach the pinnacle of success! 22.1kReads7.1Score1kShelves

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   [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Admiration]

3. 53 修 Cultivation: Recording the Good Life 修仙：记录美好生活 Six Livers from Head to Toe浑身上下六个肝Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted After obtaining the Record System, all Lu Yao has to do is capture interesting moments to earn all kinds of rewards. And so begins his recording journey in the world of cultivation. “This year’s list of prodigies has to have Saint Son Lingyun at the top, right?” “The top swordsman of Beiyuan would be a reasonable choice too.” “The Nine-Tailed Heavenly Demon? It’s a bit of a stretch, but I guess that works too.” “...” “What do you mean some nobody defeated every prodigy single-handedly, and there 127.1kReads9.0Score11.6kShelves
4. 54 魔 Escape from the Demon Cave 魔窟逃生记 Xu Xu徐徐8k WordsCompleted After graduating from college, have you ever been scammed? Have you heard of the “milking workers” in northern Myanmar? After being sold to an underground factory in northern Myanmar, I witnessed a living hell... 2Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 55 让 I Said Go Fishing, Not Pick Up Beautiful Women 让你钓鱼，没让你钓美女 Chasing Chang'e Under the Moon月下追嫦娥Urban1.1M WordsCompleted With no way out, Zheng Kun accidentally activates the strongest fishing System. But this fishing System doesn't seem quite right. After getting the System, he finds himself surrounded as if blessed with romantic luck: an English teacher in black stockings, a stunning campus beauty, and a charismatic streamer all flock to him. Zheng Kun can only feel helpless. He just wants to fish, not catch beautiful women! 6.5kReads8.3Score822Shelves
6. 56 这 I’m Reborn, and I’m Still This Handsome 这么帅还重生 A Smile from You for the Beauty君一笑为红颜Urban1.4M WordsCompleted A love-triangle battlefield, everyday romance, a touch of business, emotional gamesmanship, and a high-EQ lead in control. After an unexpected accident, the protagonist, Xu Ke, finds himself back ten years in the past with his memories intact. Isn't this just a head start, plus ten years of experience to leave everyone else in the dust? The shy, insecure boy he used to be suddenly becomes confident and emotionally astute. He starts styling his hair and takes his studies seriously, unlocking both 22.6kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
7. 57 都 The City Succubus King’s Plan to Settle Down 都市魅魔王收心计划 Evil King's True Eye邪王真眼呀Urban303k WordsCompleted [Urban + Revenge + Face-Slapping + Multiple Heroines + No System + Villain + Possession + Slow-Burn Slice of Life] Three years ago, college student Lin Yuan thought he had found true love, only to be conned out of a million yuan by his first love, Fang Xiaoyu, who then coldly abandoned him. At the lowest point in his life, the mysterious succubus princess Aiwena appeared and made a pact with him! Not only would he take revenge on those who had hurt him, he would also save women who had lost thei 546Reads6.6Score—Shelves
8. 58 无 Unlimited Simulations: I Grow Stronger Every Second 无限制模拟，我每秒都在变强 Watermelon Should Be Chilled西瓜要吃冰的Eastern Fantasy513k WordsCompleted Also known as: Since it's all just simulation anyway, going completely crazy and absurd is only natural Ruthless and decisive, with 99% of the story devoted to simulations. Don't read if that's not your thing. After transmigrating, He Yu thought he could marry the pretty daughter of the man who had saved his life, have children, and live out an ordinary life. Then he awakened a simulator that could run through an entire lifetime in an instant. It could be activated without any conditions, and he 38.6kReads9.0Score3.7kShelves
9. 59 寿 Can Lifespan Be Spent Like Money in the Immortal Realm? I've Got an Infinite Supply! 寿元在仙界当钱花？我无限寿元啊 Mr. Playing with Willows戏柳先生Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted Lu Qing'an only burned a weed by the roadside, yet discovered that his lifespan had increased by one day. Naturally cautious, he spent ten thousand years accumulating a lifespan so vast he could never use it all. Unfortunately, although he gained the ability to live forever, he could only cultivate in the mortal world and was unable to ascend. Then one day, three years later, a female immortal suddenly descended and forcibly abducted him to the Immortal Realm. There, he unexpectedly discovered t 42.2kReads8.4Score6.3kShelves
10. 60 致 Dear Players: The Air in This Server Is About to Become Private Property 致各位玩家：本服空气即将私有化 World-Destroying Emperor灭世大帝Urban1.9M WordsCompleted (The print edition has been published under the title The Final Ownership Era) [The Ultimate Owner] [Synopsis: The stars are my candlelight, the orbits my sash, and civilization my game board. It is my mercy that lets all life flourish in my garden, where no one has to measure each breath in money.] Like millions of others, Ling He was unexpectedly pulled into a war game. Outside, countless races watched hungrily. Within, humanity schemed against itself. Some wanted to become emperors, standing 70kReads8.8Score9.2kShelves
11. 61 战 Half a Life on the Battlefield, Yet I Return as the Same Old War God 战死沙场戎半生，归来仍是旧武神 A Quick Silence反手一个沉默Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Wang Xian, a half-step Martial God at the eighth realm of Old Martial Arts, died on an alien battlefield protecting ordinary people, only to return in a dream to his youth in his senior year of high school. In my previous life, I achieved greatness late, reaching the peak of the half-step Martial God realm, only to stop at the eighth realm and die with regrets. In this life, I will use my self-created Starry Sky Body-Tempering Art to forge a starry sky martial body capable of devouring stars and 101.2kReads9.1Score7.7kShelves
12. 62 玄 Xuanhuan: I Transmigrated as the Villain, and the Heroines’ Characters All Fell Apart 玄幻：穿越反派，女主人设全崩了 Fried Rice Immortal炒饭仙人Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing [Villain + System + invincible + empress + goddess + not a single-couple story] Ye Yi was reborn after death and discovered that he had transmigrated into the world of the novel Martial Breaks the Firmament, which he had read in his previous life. And he had become the most tragic character in the book. He was a supporting character who supposedly had Mu Chen’s template, but wasn’t the protagonist. He was the biological son of the goddess of the Butu God Clan in the Great Thousand World, abandon 28.9kReads7.8Score2.4kShelves
13. 63 大 My Great Dream Immortal Art 大梦我仙诀 A Broken Realm Is Hard to Mend破境难重圆Urban1.7M WordsCompleted “Who wakes first from the great dream? I have always known myself.” In his previous life, Gu Yu was a fiend in the eyes of the world, a villain who stopped at nothing and the culprit behind the strife that tore the human realm apart. His Gu magic defied the heavens and was intolerable to the world. In the end, divine punishment descended, and no one knew whether he lived or died. When he opens his eyes in the cold seawater, amid endless gray mist in his mind and fragmented memories of his past l 206Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 64 欲 Desire! Gu? Immortality! 欲！蛊？仙！ Er Tong from Afar来自远方的二筒Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted (Dark fantasy, no System. The protagonist is the author's idea of a villain. Multiple heroines. If that's not for you, don't read.) Ten thousand years ago, the so-called righteous sects planted a Prosperity Tree. It twisted the spiritual veins and tampered with the laws of Heaven, dividing the world into two realms: The Land of Prosperity, where flowers bloomed every day, fruit ripened all year round, and gold and jade filled every home; And the Land of Declining Dharma, where nations fell into 14.9kReads8.9Score1.9kShelves
15. 65 我 After I Scored One Point on the College Entrance Exam, My Little Sister Panicked 我高考1分后，妹妹慌了 For Instance, a Chestnut举个板栗10k WordsCompleted The college entrance exam results came out, and I got just one point. And that was only because I accidentally wrote down a solution on the math paper. My mother went mad. My younger sister went mad. But I laughed. In my previous life, my sister used a score-swapping System to exchange our results. Top universities fought over her, while I, the top student in our grade, could only get into a vocational school. Then the school even expelled me and struck my name from the records. My sister even c 1.3kReads—Score215Shelves
16. 66 我 The Forum I Hung Out on Became Real, and Typing Made Me a Savior 我混的论坛成真了，打字成救世主 Super Invincible Little Wang超级无敌小王Mystery319k WordsOngoing [New book with few readers, just started, so the rating is low] [Behind-the-scenes mastermind + strange tales + rules] Li Yan, an ordinary web-novel fan, is dragged by a mischievous friend into a tiny niche forum called the Archive of Myriad Strange Tales. Thinking it was a playground for chuunibyou, he casually added a detail to a post titled “Blood-Robed Apartment”: “Tenant Rule No. 9: If you hear knocking at midnight, paste a yellow talisman over the peephole, or suffer the consequences.” The 19Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    I think this book is pretty good. Don't judge it for its low rating, but that's just because this book is newly opened.

17. 67 逻 Logical Trap: Extending My Life in a Game of Human Nature 逻辑陷阱：我在人性游戏中续命 Bamboo Leaf Brew竹叶酿Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted Also known as: Logic Trap: I Keep Myself Alive in a Game of Human Nature [No humanity + original game scenarios + mind-bending games + survival through non-horror psychological battles] Human nature? Sorry, I don’t have any! I just want to survive! Yu Tu, who has terminal cancer, unexpectedly enters the mysterious Divine Cage: a ball-splitting game, the prisoner’s dilemma, Mafia… Clear the games, and you can extend your life! To stay alive, to hell with human nature! Gradually, even Yu Tu can’t 439Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    🌈This is definitely smart. Look, I have more than 10,000 hours of gold, so there is no need to say more, right?

18. 68 西 Journey to the West: Zhu Bajie, the Rebellious Scumbag, and the Ring of the Demon Ring 西游：反骨渣男猪八戒，魔戒的戒 Little Hillock小山包儿Eastern Fantasy425k WordsOngoing [Fantasy Xianxia] [Farming and Conquest] [No System] [Multiple Heroines] [Scheming Strategist] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] Tian Peng feels deeply misunderstood. So what if he has a Treasure-Gathering Immortal Ring, more money than he can spend, more top-grade pills than he can eat, more supreme magical artifacts than he can use, and a little primordial aura to temper his body? Is that really any reason to get on his case? So what if he transmigrated here, knows a little of what’s going to ha 2Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    There is no place to store your brains. The scheming pig Bajie plans to promote the journey to the west. The male protagonist is boring and directly becomes the director.

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