🔥[I was angry after being reborn: 2 million deposits + company + free agency... That's it? (Critical attack at the beginning) "There are 2 million in the card, the company is open, and there are always different girls sitting in the passenger seat - and then I am reborn?!" (Full picture sense) Chalk dust exploded in the sun, and the back of the head of the top student in the front row was shiny. The grunting of my deskmate reciting books sounded like constipation, and the wind of 2010 carried the smell of smoke from the toilet and stuck to my face. (God's twist) The countdown in the lower right corner of the blackboard is red and dazzling: there are still 10 days until the college entrance examination. And last night when I was just hit by a garbage truck - my mobile banking balance was clearly enough for me to eat and die for three lifetimes! (Anti-routine complaints) Now tell me: ✔️I have to retake the five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation. ✔️I have to go through the 996 blessing report again. ✔️I have to wait a year to buy Bitcoin. Whoever loves this rebirth quota wants it! (Episode of the golden sentence) "The biggest tragedy in life is not to be so poor that you eat dirt, but to be so rich that you go back to the novice village to level up." (Interactive suspense) [Leave a file in the comment area] If you were reborn before the college entrance examination, you would - A. Drop out of school immediately and buy Bitcoin B. Slap the class teacher first to relieve your anger C. Forward this article to your deskmate to atone for your sins (Full text high-energy version 👇) --- ""Am I reborn? ! "The electric fan in the classroom spins like a tractor, and the ponytail of the girl in the front row sweeps across my mountain of "Five-year College Entrance Examination". Ten minutes ago, I was on the 2023 viaduct - the 2 million in the card has not been spent. The company will raise funds next month. The long-legged sister in the co-pilot just asked me "Where are we going at night?" Now? "10 Days to the College Entrance Examination" in the upper right corner of the blackboard is like the countdown to the death of the Lord of Hell. My deskmate suddenly poked me: "Chen Sheng, the head teacher has been staring at you for a long time! "As soon as I looked up, my Mediterranean hairstyle was shining on the podium. Gan! This time I will never be a good person again - the first thing is to catch the class beauty and my roommate. The second thing is to go to the Internet cafe on the weekend to fill up my Bitcoin store. The third thing... Wait, is it time to deal with the school bully who made me repeat my studies? (Swipe to like to see how the male protagonist breaks the situation violently)" 💥Features: 1. Every 3 lines must be hilarious, in line with the rhythm of fragmented reading 2. Use the contrast of 2010vs2023 to create a sense of absurdity 3. Use hooks such as Bitcoin/school bully to induce interaction 4. "Money in the card → return to poverty" anti-routine setting If you need adjustment, please call me at any time. I have three more explosive versions to choose from!