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--- ### 🌌 **"Things About Gods"—— When myths become live broadcast scripts, mortals tamper with the creation code! ** "**The ratings of Nuwa's mending the sky exceeded 5%, Fuxi will give out red envelopes soon!**" Du Yu joined the "Legend Management Bureau" to control the mythical reality show full-time: - Equipped Houyi with sun-shooting arrows **GPS navigation**, helped Meng Po Tang develop **strawberry flavor additives**; - Taught Sun Wukong to buy **Heavenly Accident Insurance** before causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, but was complained by the Jade Emperor for "magic changes to the script"; - When the ultimate copy was opened, he rushed into the chaos with a camera: "**Everyone on the list of gods! Raise the lighting board higher——**" > **Brain blast**: The gods are the top, the primitive is the set, and the social beast Du Yu... Is the **strongest scene** that drives the screenwriter crazy. --- ### 👁️ **"My right eye is a god-level computer" - Flesh and blood x AI chip, mortals can kill gods in just the blink of an eye! ** "My classmates laughed at me for being blind in my right eye? Sorry, it just hacked the entire city's power grid." Liu Di's right eye was integrated with the super-dimensional AI [Magic Boy] and counterattacked from a waste to a hub of civilization: - **Sequential Evolution**: Swallowing black hole data storms, the body broke through the shackles of light speed; - **The Matrix**: A tens of billions of money laundering cases were cracked in one second, and Interpol begged "Don't retire"; - When the alien civilization arrived, he chuckled and closed his eyes: "**Computing power is power - now, it's my turn to formulate the laws of the universe**". --- ### 💣 **"My dear grandson, if I ask you to burn money, you will burn nuclear bombs for me?" ——A post-apocalyptic comedy caused by the generation gap between ancestors and grandchildren! ** "Grandma said to burn more 'money' during the Qingming Festival... I customized a special nuclear bomb for Hades!" The programmer Lin Fei bound the [filial piety exchange system] and accidentally blew up the two realms of Yin and Yang: - Burning paper money triggered **Inflation in Hell**, and the King of Hell asked him in his dream all night: "Please stop! Ghost wages have collapsed!" - Accidentally burning **Gundam Model** awakened the mecha Yin soldiers, and the Naihe Bridge was blocked in traffic for three kilometers; - Until he fired the **Interstellar Death Star Cannon**, grandma leaned on a cane and roared: "**My dear grandson! What's coming out of the ancestors' graves are gamma rays!**" > **Funny Nuclear Bomb**: When filial piety meets hard-core technology, the collective blood pressure of the Yin and Yang worlds soars. --- ### 🧟 **"Personal occupation fills in the corpses, the police are numb"——What is the experience of engaging in metaphysics in criminal investigation articles? ** "Officer, I am really a serious corpse chaser... If you don't believe me, check my social security!" The time traveler Lu Ze wrote down his profession of " corpse chaser" in the anti-crime and anti-evil crime files. Since then, his style of painting has changed: - Directing the corpse at the murder scene to identify the murderer, ** saving tens of millions of criminal investigation funds **; - Summoning the century-old corpse king in cross-provincial pursuits: "** If you smell this, arrest him within three days! **" - The anti-pornography brigade raided the club and saw him applying a facial mask to the corpse: "**Customer requirements... The body must also be exquisite!**" > **Metaphysics Criminal Investigation**: The collapse of forensic medicine & the reshaping of the police's outlook on beauty, the anti-fraud APP pops up a prompt: "Beware of new corpse employment scams!". --- ### ✨ **The core concepts of four masterpieces are critical** | Works | Subversive settings | Famous soul critical scenes | |-----------------------|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| "The escape speed of a black hole? **I'll get the answer in the blink of an eye**" | Gods gain ratings in the live broadcast room, while mortals use nuclear bombs to "fulfil filial piety" to their ancestors; - The right eye can tamper with the code of the universe, and exorcising corpses has become a method of criminal investigation within the organization; - When technology shatters metaphysics and filial piety blasts through the underworld - absurdity is the strongest weapon against mediocrity! **