In a Reading Slump: Absurd Comedy and Crime Investigation Stories 书荒，无厘头恶搞文，刑侦类，

1. 1 我 I’m a Living Lucky Carp, and First-Class Merit Comes Knocking 我，活锦鲤，一等功自己送上门 Ate a Big Lemon恰了个大柠檬Urban1.7M WordsCompleted Lin Feng, a police academy graduate, awakens the Lucky Slacker System: the more he slacks off, the luckier he gets. “Ding! Host detected slacking off. Luck increased tenfold.” “Ding! Host detected slacking off in front of a superior. Luck increased a hundredfold.” “Ding! Host detected slacking off under a security camera. Luck received a tenfold critical boost.” Lin Feng slacks off at work by hiding in the restroom to play on his phone. A wanted criminal runs out of toilet paper and asks Lin Fen 5.1kReads8.5Score356Shelves
2. 2 一 One Wanted Criminal a Day. Classmate, Don't You Ever Take a Day Off? 一天一个通缉犯，同学你不休假吗 A Chick Crashes into an Eagle for Compensation小鸡碰瓷老鹰Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Catching criminals + criminal bait + everyday life + no romance] After the college entrance exams, Gao Ye stunned the nation with a perfect score. Reporters flocked to interview him, only to discover that he had vanished. When Gao Ye reappeared at the police academy's freshman opening ceremony, countless reporters rushed over. Reporter: Gao Ye, could you tell us what you did over the break? Gao Ye: Just a few little things. I caught a pickpocket, robbed a bank, spent a few days in prison, and b 34.3kReads9.0Score3.4kShelves
3. 3 警 Inheriting a Police Badge: I Just Joined the Force, and My Crime-Solving Skills Are Maxed Out 警号继承：刚入职，刑侦技能拉满 The Old Monk Who Loves Climbing High爱上层楼的老僧Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Crime-solving + power fantasy + System + fast-paced + one heroine across 500,000 words (ongoing)! “Police badge reactivated! Badge number 89757! Officer Guan, welcome back!” Twenty years ago, his father died in the line of duty, and his badge was decommissioned. Twenty years later, Guan Feng transfers to a new post, inherits his father's badge, and awakens a System. Every case he solves earns him various rewards: clues, detective skills, physical enhancements, and cutting-edge technology... From 10.1kReads8.8Score741Shelves
4. 4 让 You Were Supposed to Be a Cop, but You Arrested the Chief 让你当警察，把局长抓进去了 Utopia乌托邦Urban1.7M WordsOngoing [All-Round Detective]+ [Fast-Paced Case Solving]+ [Rapid Promotions]+ [Catching Traitors]+ [Some Comedy]+ [Tentatively No Heroine] (A wish-fulfillment story. Fans of traditional police procedurals, please look elsewhere. Thanks.) Gao Yang, a special forces soldier, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a graduate of the police academy's criminal investigation program. Despite ranking first in the overall assessment, he is assigned to a police station in a remote area. So he can't become 953Reads8.3Score108Shelves
5. 5 上 On My First Day at Work, I Tore Up the Wanted List 上班第一天，手撕通缉榜 Years Flow Like Water似水留年Urban2.5M WordsCompleted He transmigrated to a parallel world and became a graduate of the police academy. When Xu Lin received his job assignment, he was completely bewildered. He had graduated top of his class with perfect marks in criminal investigation, and was about to become a criminal investigator. So why had they assigned him to the traffic police? What was that supposed to mean? They wouldn’t let him work criminal investigations? Fine. A traffic cop could take on criminal investigations, too. On his first day a 100.2kReads9.3Score11.4kShelves
6. 6 官 A Hothead in Politics? I'm on a Rampage 官场愣头青？我杀疯了 Ants Dating蚂蚁搞对象Urban2.9M WordsOngoing [Everyday Police Work + Decisive and Ruthless + Beautiful Women + No Saintly Heroics + No System + Patriotism] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Yu became a police officer. On his first day on the job, he was ordered to crack down on prostitution. He jokingly called for the wife of a crime boss, only to discover that her husband was the ringleader of a new drug case. After interrogating her, Lin Yu cracked a major drug-trafficking case and earned a First-Class Merit. A husband report 105.6kReads9.2Score5.4kShelves
7. 7 警 Just Graduated from the Police Academy, and Already Outclassing the Major Crimes Unit 警校刚毕业，就吊打重案组太嚣张 Nuclear Bomb Wholesaler核弹批发商Mystery302k WordsCompleted [Crime-solving + powerful protagonist + nonstop thrills + deduction + high IQ + a little mind-bending] Su Chen graduates from police academy and becomes a probationary officer at a local police station. He awakens the King of Law Enforcement System: solve cases and grow stronger! On his first day at work, he goes on patrol, and a woman reports her husband for cheating. He unexpectedly catches several entrepreneurs. A closer look reveals something shocking, and the discovery immediately alerts th 594Reads6.4Score—Shelves
8. 8 神 Divine Rewards: Starting with a Sensation in the Police Force 神级奖励：从轰动警界开始 Bored Lord of Hell无聊的地狱君Urban319k WordsCompleted [Daily updates of 10,000 words, all thrills and no angst] With no emotions, Chen Bin chose to end his own life. But when he woke up, he had transmigrated to a parallel world, where he became a police officer and was bound to a Good Samaritan System. As long as he helped people, he could earn god-tier rewards. And so, several years passed. During that time, Chen Bin used the System to acquire countless powerful abilities. Captain America's Super Soldier Serum, Devil Fruits, Hulkbuster armor, the 74Reads5.9Score—Shelves
9. 9 捡 I Picked Up a Girl and Called the Police. Why Did Ten Police SWAT Vans Show Up? 捡个女孩报警，来了十车特警？ Noodles with Vegetables菜拌面Urban199k WordsCompleted After Jiang Feng gets dumped by his girlfriend, he heads to the mall to kill time. As soon as he walks in, he comes across an adorable little girl who's lost. Overcome with kindness, Jiang Feng immediately calls the police. “Hello, is this the emergency line? I've picked up (kidnapped) a child, and she's with me right now. Please get in touch with her parents quickly!” “Hello, you'd better hurry up. I don't have all day to wait. It'll be better for everyone if you move fast. You don't want the c 59Reads5.3Score—Shelves
10. 10 我 My Grandfather Rebuilt China, and You Took My Top Scholar Title? 我爷爷再造华夏，你顶替我状元？ Crawling Fish口爬鱼Urban755k WordsOngoing Jiang Ye fought in wars and rendered meritorious service in his youth. Later, unwilling to become a burden on the country, he resolutely retired to the mountains. Time passed. Jiang Ye’s former subordinates had long since become powerful figures in their own right, while one of his old friends had even risen to a position second only to the highest, The Outcast. Jiang Ye thought his days would continue to pass simply and peacefully. But after the college entrance exams ended, his academicall 4kReads7.3Score508Shelves
11. 11 我 I Was Just a Cop, But I Shook the Provincial Party Compound 我就当个警察，却惊动了省委大院 Ba Mi巴迷Urban388k WordsCompleted Ten years later, after graduating from Qizehua University, he follows in his father's footsteps and enters government service. With formidable political connections, countless legal assets, and the broad perspective and sophisticated understanding shaped by his upbringing, he's got a dream start from the start. However, his father is a sly old fox. “Zehua, you have to start at the grassroots level as a police officer and get some experience...” Now it's his father's former subordinates who are l 9.3kReads8.5Score774Shelves
12. 12 从 From Street Punk to the Pinnacle of Power! 从小混混到权势巅峰！ Perplexed Muzi纳闷的木子Urban405k WordsCompleted Li Qing was a small-time hoodlum until an accident sent his soul into the body of a rookie police officer who had just started the job. His parents are both senior officials, and the elders in his family hold positions of great power. After taking over the body, Li Qing discovers that he has awakened the ability to grow stronger and heal. He’s not afraid of bullets, and even bombs can’t kill him. Li Qing: “I didn’t have a choice in my last life. This time, I’m going to be a good person!” “Hei Sa 1.4kReads8.4Score111Shelves
13. 13 阴 The Underworld Detective 阴间神探 Old Nine of the Daoist Sect道门老九Mystery1.9M WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 85.8kReads9.4Score10.7kShelves

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    Have you ever seen a strange boss who chops customers into meat paste and steams them into large steamed buns for sale? Have you ever seen a strange doctor who transformed his love rival into a pig and imprisoned him in a breeding farm? Have you ever seen a strange orphan who was raised by bats and makes a living by sucking human blood? I've seen them all.

14. 14 猎 Sin Hunter Detective 猎罪神探 Old Nine of the Daoist Sect道门老九Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted What's the most terrifying case you've ever heard of? The Corpse Immortal Madam, the Medical University's Sex Fiend, the Human-Head Planters, the Zombie Baby in Building Seven... There are no ghosts in this world, only wrongs waiting to be righted by a master hand. The legendary coroner Song Yang returns to the scene with his disciples, piercing through layer upon layer of mystery to hunt down the killers lurking in this world. Come face-to-face with the bloodiest, most baffling, and most hair-r 6.7kReads9.4Score865Shelves
15. 15 追 The Crime-Chasing Detective 追凶神探 Xin Bai辛白Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted Legendary police officer Song Lang is reborn and goes incognito as a driver named Chen Shi. He had hoped to live quietly, but fate had other plans: Chen Shi gets caught up in another murder case... A company that preaches a ruthless corporate culture and slaughters its employees while everyone stays silent; A wayward young man who skins his childhood sweetheart alive, with tears in his eyes, to get “justice”; A middle-aged couple bound together by a dark secret, each raising a blade against the 7.6kReads9.1Score829Shelves
16. 16 猴 Monkey, Let's Team Up with Yang Jian and Rebel! 猴子，咱叫上杨戬反吧！ Ke Yiyi柯衣一Eastern Fantasy535k WordsCompleted [Alternate Universe] + [Wild Imagination] + [Journey to the West] + [Meme References] What if Tang Sanzang's three disciples were Nezha, Sun Wukong, and Yang Jian? Could they speedrun the eighty-one trials? Monkey: Pfft, why don't we just storm the Palace of Heavenly Clarity? Nezha: No. Not interested. Yang Jian said nothing, simply pulling a Seven-Treasure Exquisite Pagoda from behind his back. Monkey, Yang Jian, and Nezha exchanged grins... Just then, Tang Sanzang slowly stepped forward. Count 4.2kReads9.0Score623Shelves

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    Nezha suddenly raised three fingers, and with a flash of golden clouds at his fingertips, Huntian Ling was thrown out like a red dragon and wrapped around Tang Monk's waist: "Master, hold on tight!" Before he finished speaking, the Fire Wheel suddenly burst into flames, and Huntian Ling tightened suddenly. Tang Monk felt a huge force pulling him off the ground, following Nezha like a kite. The monkey laughed so hard on the side that he grabbed the corner of Yang Jian's robe and pointed: "Look at that monk, his butt is higher than the golden cudgel!" Yang Jian helplessly raised his forehead and called out the Roaring Dog: "Go, Follow closely and don't let the master fall - you will make up for it." The dog whimpered and ran out, deliberately running at a low altitude, and occasionally brushed Tang Monk's shoes with its tail, causing him to scream in surprise. The two-hundred-mile mountain road was only half a stick of incense under the speed of the hot wheel, and the cornices and brackets of Gaolaozhuang came into view. Tang Monk's calves were still trembling when he landed, shaking the sparks on his robe and wailing: "Next time... Next time I'll be eaten by monsters and my heart and liver will be eaten, and I won't sit on this hot wheel!" Nezha accepted the Hundian Ling and looked at the monkey. He raised his eyebrows: "It's much more stable than your somersault cloud, isn't it?" The monkey grinned and knocked the golden cudgel into the palm of his hand: "Don't joke yet, look at this Gao Laozhuang, I'm afraid it has been tortured by monsters to a state of disgrace." Yang Jian put up a pergola and looked into the village. He saw that the doors and windows of every house were closed, and faded charms were still posted on the walls of the courtyard. Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blew by, and a piece of yellow paper floated down from the old locust tree at the entrance of the village, and it landed on Tang Monk's monk's hat. On the paper, a pig's head with exposed fangs was drawn in blood, with crooked words written next to it: "Tang Monk's meat will be given to me for a bite, and the monster will become a happy fairy!"

17. 17 我 I Survived from the Primordial Era to the Journey to the West 我，从洪荒苟到西游 Keyboard's Ninth God键盘九神Eastern Fantasy914k WordsCompleted Mu Chen transmigrates to the Primordial World, becoming an ethereal spirit with no fixed form. He starts out utterly weak, but unexpectedly awakens the Starsea Fishing Choice System. “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a hundred years, you've obtained a replica of the Four Swords of Zhu Xian!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a thousand years, you've become a Taiyi Mystic Immortal!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for ten thousand years, you've attained the rank of Great Luo 40.7kReads9.2Score3.7kShelves
18. 18 逆 The Fall of the Reverse Journey to the West 逆西游之覆灭 Brother Monkey Is Busy猴哥很忙Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Reborn to change fate and remake the Six Realms! The explosive new tale The Fall of Journey to the West is here, with a hydrogen bomb to destroy the Heavenly Realm! The Six Realms stand side by side, seemingly peaceful, but beneath the surface, undercurrents roil. Tang Sanzang discovers by chance that the three great faiths of the Heavenly Realm, the Celestial Court, Buddhism, and the Western Divine Church, are demons hiding behind a facade of light. They have sealed away humanity’s ancient civi 155Reads9.3Score—Shelves
19. 19 齐 The Great Sage Equal to Heaven: All Demons Pay Homage! I Return Invincible, Proud Above the Nine Heavens 齐天圣，万妖朝！归来无敌傲九霄 The Cat That Doesn't Eat Mice不吃老鼠的猫Eastern Fantasy434k WordsCompleted “Ah! You old bastard Tathagata, I, Old Sun, will have my revenge!” Deep in Mount Ling! A monkey bound in pitch-black chains roared in fury! His eyes brimmed with hatred. It was none other than Sun Wukong, already enshrined as the Victorious Fighting Buddha! He should have basked in glory across the Three Realms and enjoyed the worship of the world, yet this was the fate he had come to! Many years later, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven returns, leading ten thousand demons to raze Mount Ling a 1.4kReads9.1Score120Shelves
20. 20 咱 Our Family Has Been Bandits for Generations, and You Went and Passed the Top Scholar Exam 咱家世代贼寇，你小子考上状元了 Over Ten Thousand Words a Day日更过万Historical2.1M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, Our Family Has Been Bandits for Generations, and You Went and Passed the Imperial Exams, premieres on November 21 at 9:00. Reservations are open now! Qin Yu transmigrated to ancient times. His father was the chief of Blackwind Stronghold, with wanted posters plastered all over the city gates. His mother was the Holy Maiden of the Black Lotus Sect, a notorious female fiend in the martial world. His grandfather had once attempted a rebellion... His grandmother was a pri 29.1kReads8.6Score3.3kShelves

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    Good, extremely good

21. 21 哥 Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Terrorist! 哥，你是警察，不是恐怖分子啊 KISS in the CloudsKISS云中Urban447k WordsCompleted [Crime investigation and deduction, witty commentary, explosions wherever he goes, never backs down from a fight] Transmigrated? Heaven hit Xiao Yang with a sudden, outrageous stroke of luck, nearly throwing his back out. Just transmigrated, better lie low, then show off later? No. Keeping a low profile is impossible. Absolutely impossible. Besides, the moment he transmigrated, Xiao Yang gained an absurdly overpowered ability. Touch anyone and they get pregnant… No, wait. Touch any living creatu 50.9kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves

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    Solving crimes, high energy

22. 22 破 Solving Cases Is a Little Bitter, but My Sister Is Super Sweet 破案微苦，我姐超甜 KISS in the CloudsKISS云中Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Lin Xuan was reborn. No System, no cheats, no golden finger. But Heaven had given him an outrageously powerful body. And at that very moment, the wheels of fate began to turn. Mu Qingtian: Brother-in-law, do you have a dream? Lin Xuan: I do. I want to show off. Mu Qingtian: ... Lin Xuan: Showing off is a longing for dignity, a fantasy about reality, and the right to pursue what you desire. What’s the difference between not showing off and being a salted fish? ... Hey, honey, why’d you hit me 68.3kReads9.4Score5kShelves
23. 23 老 Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Thug! 老弟，你是警察，不是暴徒啊 KISS in the CloudsKISS云中Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Reborn? Xiao Mu: No need to panic. This is nothing. Remembering how he had worked himself to death in his previous life, he wanted to live a lazy life this time around. Fate’s Wheel: No, you don’t. Congratulations, you’ve acquired the abilities of a human weapon, an all-seeing eye, mastery of a hundred martial arts, superhuman hearing, an extraordinary physique, an unparalleled sense of smell, the power to imitate, and more... Xiao Mu: (￣ω￣;) Are you trying to force me to show off in front of ev 4.6kReads9.5Score530Shelves
24. 24 我 I'm a Police Officer, So Why Do I Have Nothing but Psycho Skills? 我是警察啊，怎么全是变态技能？ KISS in the CloudsKISS云中Urban606k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 25.8kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
25. 25 都 A Druid Appears in the City: Hey, My Name’s Ding Wenxi 都市惊现德鲁伊，哥们我叫丁文西 Little Mr. Moonlight月光光小先生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Stephen Chow-style absurd humor + hilarious daily life + goofy plot + lighthearted comedy that takes no brainpower] What happens when an ordinary person suddenly gains the ability to communicate with animals? During his internship, he turns the property management office into the center of a community upheaval! He befriends a rich young master and builds a base of operations at the zoo! After being tricked into returning to his hometown to become village chief, he builds a new socialist country 536Reads8.4Score109Shelves
26. 26 说 We Agreed to Slack Off and Play Games, So Why Are You Crushing Wall Street? 说好摸鱼打游戏，你爆杀华尔街？ Tangyuan Who Plays Tennis打网球的汤圆Urban1.6M WordsOngoing Wall Street prints his image on the back of banknotes to ward off evil. European leaders hang his photo to protect their nations’ fortunes. And that night, when he turned his gaze toward Japan, the entire island nation heard the sound of its national destiny shattering! Only Su Hao felt terribly misunderstood. He swore he was just a kindhearted gaming nerd who had somehow wandered into the stock market. It was just that the decisions he made on instinct always seemed to cause some inexplicable 24.5kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves
27. 27 你 You're a Police Officer! Do You Even Know What That Means? You're Not a Criminal! 你是警察，警察懂吗！不是罪犯！ Shin-chan Without His Crayons没了蜡笔的小新Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Jiang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a police officer. But his overwhelming sense of justice awakens the [Hate-Evil-to-the-Core Tough Cop System]. From then on, Jiang Yang’s approach to solving cases becomes the stuff of nightmares! Criminal 1: “Please, let me go! I know I was wrong.” Jiang Yang: “You just realized you were going to get caught!” Criminal 2: “Do criminals deserve to die?” Jiang Yang: “Isn’t that obvious? If you don’t die, am I supposed to?” Colleague 1: “I’ 14.2kReads8.0Score1.1kShelves

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    There are clues hiding a deadly trap! The criminal police captain has the power of "criminal restoration" and can review scenes and gain insight into people's hearts. When a perfect crime encounters the eyes of absolute justice, the truth and the abyss are reversed in just one thought!

28. 28 警 Fresh Out of Police Academy, I Crack Cases Like Crazy and Refuse to Be a Rookie 警校刚毕业，疯狂破案，不当新人 The Daily Ten-Thousand-Word Keyboard日万的键盘Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted [The System plays a minor role + One Heroine + Brainy, with a focus on deduction and solving cases. Not for readers who dislike that.] Han Xu accidentally transmigrated to a parallel world while driving, becoming a rookie police officer and activating the Detective Development System. He made a great haul! On his very first day on the job, he cracked a major case and shocked the task force! Then one bizarre and mysterious case after another followed! The Snow Mountain Case, the Lighthouse Case… 29.3kReads8.8Score3.1kShelves
29. 29 分 My Clones Have Superpowers Too? I'll Just Rebuild the Heavenly Court 分身也有异能？我直接再造天庭 Nebula Miracle星云奇迹Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Modern Urban Martial Arts] [Invincible] [Clones] [Lighthearted] [Fun-Loving] [Not a Goody-Two-Shoes] [Organization] What's it like to wake up every day and find that you've spawned a new clone? And every clone awakens a different superpower! “Chen Mu, when are you buying us fried chicken?” “Chen Dog, check out my power. Isn't it cool?” “I'm so mad I'm shaking! When are the clones going to get a chance to stand up for themselves?” “I've had it. I'm really going to die.” “Brother Mu, am I doing a 6.6kReads7.7Score1.3kShelves
30. 30 倾 The Alluring Female Coroner 倾城女仵作 Yue Mo月莫Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted (Comic adaptation of The Beautiful Coroner now available) (Print edition of The Beautiful Coroner now on sale) After the mysterious death of her father, a coroner, Ye Caitang was saddled with a huge debt of fifty taels of silver. She had no choice but to sell herself to the Six Doors and work like a beast of burden for her creditor, Xia Yue, a renowned detective. Fortunately, Ye Caitang possessed the soul of an experienced modern forensic pathologist. Using modern forensic science, she deciphere 20.8kReads9.4Score3.2kShelves

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    🌹🌹Ye Caitang, a modern senior forensic doctor, once traveled through time and became an orphan with a huge debt of fifty taels. The creditor turned out to be Xia Yue, the God of the Six Doors. In order to repay the debt, she had no choice but to sell herself to the Six Doors and became the male protagonist's follower. With the knowledge of modern forensic science, she showed her skills at the six doors, cracked the code of the corpse, and investigated the mysterious traces of bone language. At the scene of the case, she was full of witty words, and a tacit understanding gradually developed with the upright and sinister Xia Yue, and she was noisy with her friends from the Six Doors. The unit drama format unfolds, with more than 20 strange cases ranging from "invisible murderer" to "child born in a coffin", and the cases are interlocking. The bloody cases are not scary, but full of amusing daily routines. What other jokes can Ye Caitang make at Liumen? How will the mystery of one's life be revealed step by step? Come to "Six Doors Hilarious Daily" to find out!

31. 31 癫 Epilepsy! After Being Bound to the System, I Became an Outlaw 癫！绑定系统后，我成了法外狂徒 Not Yao不是夭Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming, spilling tea, showbiz, law-abiding outlaw, System, shipping her own couples] Before binding to the System: a law-abiding citizen After binding to the System: constantly being hauled in to give statements Jiang Zhiyuan: “I’m a law-abiding citizen!” Her fans: “She’s a criminally insane outlaw!” Netizens before they were poisoned by her antics: There’s a wanted criminal over there! Netizens after they were poisoned by her antics: What do you mean, a walking 500,000 yuan bounty? [The 11.2kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves
32. 32 离 Unbelievable! What Kind of Intern Cop Solves Cases Like This? 离谱！谁家实习警察破案这么疯 Crazy Little Bird疯小鸟Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Crime Investigation + Mystery + Deduction + Case-of-the-Week + Transmigration + A Little Romance] Su Xiaoxiao died in a car accident and transmigrated into the body of a rookie police officer. With barely a roof over her head, she discovered that her eyes had gained a special ability: she could see bad things that were about to happen. Hey, young master, whatever you do, don't turn left when you go out. Hey, mom, keep a close eye on your child. Oh no, Master, put on your bulletproof vest before 33.9kReads9.1Score4.6kShelves
33. 33 小 The Little Cop Who Makes a Big Difference 小警大用 A Tiger Snatched Along the Way顺手牵虎Mystery2.4M WordsCompleted Du Dayong once hoped to grow up to be a great chef. He never expected to become a low-ranking criminal investigator. This is the story of a young police officer growing up. There is no reborn protagonist showing off and face-slapping people, no System or golden finger making him invincible, and no ridiculous transmigration to another world. Here, you'll find the humor and warmth between comrades, a touch of youthful romance, loving family bonds, mischievous leaders, and absurd coworkers. Young o 114.4kReads9.6Score14.1kShelves

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    If you're looking for nonsense spoofs in the book world, check this out! The new student at the police academy has a police title that exceeds that of the principal. It's hard to cry when a young policeman solves a case, and there are also police cats fighting for jobs... Your imagination will fly, you will laugh until you cry, and it specializes in curing boredom, come here!

34. 34 你 You're Just a Cat, So Why Are You Competing with the Police for Their Jobs? 你就一只猫，干嘛和警察抢饭碗？ Gao Wei高纬Urban436k WordsCompleted [Cat protagonist + System + a smooth ride all the way] “Dude, how’d you get in here?” “A cat brought me in.” “Huh? You call the cops ‘cats’ where you’re from?” “Heh. Ever heard of the Black Cat Detective?” A black cat that catches mice at the police station goes viral online! Netizens affectionately dub it “Black Cat Detective.” But after the little guy catches a hundred mice, the Cat Detective System activates, and the whole story takes a sudden turn… “You don’t think catching mice is all I can 6.9kReads9.5Score1.1kShelves
35. 35 刑 Criminal Investigation: I Can See Crime Records 刑侦：我能看见犯罪记录 Beneath the Fuli Shrine佛狸祠下Mystery1.3M WordsOngoing Cen Lian was a junior-college general education teacher who did just enough to get by, and always thought he would keep coasting through life. Then a cheat ability fell into his lap: every criminal revealed their crimes in front of him. Driven by a simple sense of justice, Cen Lian began matching wits with criminals, both smart and stupid. He became a specially appointed consultant and, alongside a group of like-minded partners, embarked on a career solving criminal cases. 43.1kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves

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    It's a very good novel, can you read it if you like it?

36. 36 重 Back in the Eighties, I Solved Nine Thousand Murder Cases 重回八零，我破了命案九千宗 Fishing for the Moon, Farming the Clouds钓月耕云Mystery5.9M WordsOngoing Returning to the 1980s, Chen Qingfeng gets another chance to relive his past regrets and revisit nine thousand unsolved murder cases. This time, he has a chance to make up for the regrets he carried from his previous life as a police officer... After taking a break, I’m short on money again, so I’ve started a new book. This one isn’t a power fantasy, and there’s no System or golden finger. I just hope to capture the feel of the 1980s and write another crime-solving story, a genre I haven’t touch 90.2kReads8.8Score5.1kShelves
37. 37 明 Detective Lu Yong 明侦探陆用 A Tiger Snatched Along the Way顺手牵虎Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Lu Yong, 25 years old. Occupation: military police. Position: criminal investigator in the Military Commission's Security Department. On March 1, 2023, he entered the Kunlun Mountains while pursuing a major military spy accused of stealing secrets and murder, and vanished without a trace. The Great Ming Dynasty, 1699, the sixth year of the Mingwu reign. Lu Yong appeared in the Daqing Mountains of Taiping Prefecture, in what is now Dangtu County, Ma'anshan City, Anhui Province. At the time, all L 6.9kReads9.0Score973Shelves
38. 38 犯 Your Criminal Talent Is Off the Charts, Yet You Join the Homicide Squad 犯罪天赋拉满，你转头加入刑侦队 Chilly Early Autumn初秋微寒Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted [Crime Investigation + Crime + Invincible + All-Rounder + Hardcore Detective] A killer capable of committing the perfect crime must also be a master detective. Su Ming should have become the perfect criminal, but instead he aced the entrance exam for the criminal investigation team and chose to stand on the front line of the fight against crime. He has pored over tens of thousands of case files and scrutinized hundreds of millions of cases. In his eyes, every crime is riddled with laughably obvi 80kReads9.1Score8kShelves
39. 39 刑 The Detective's Glory 刑警荣耀 I Don't Believe Pies Fall from the Sky不信天上掉馅饼Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted Wang Wei is a veteran detective with twenty years of police experience and a three-time champion of the Tian Nan Provincial Police Academy’s grappling and combat tournament. By a twist of fate, he is reborn twenty years in the past, just after graduating from the academy and starting his career. From then on, he makes a name for himself. No major case, strange case, cold case, or decades-old case is too difficult for Wang Wei. Give him a moment, and he’ll crack it! If you’re a criminal, no matte 21.4kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
40. 40 王 Ace Lawyer, Ready for Action 王牌律师，申请出战 Bored Out of My Mind无聊到爆棚了Urban3.1M WordsOngoing Jin Sheng was a lawyer who cared about nothing but money. After finally making it and gaining wealth and status, he won a case, then was stabbed just as he left the courthouse and sent back to the pre-Liberation era! So, am I supposed to repent and become a lawyer who speaks up for the wronged? Fine, I'll do as you wish. How about I start by sending a judge to prison! 33.9kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves
41. 41 你 You’re the Expert Team, So Why Are You Learning Criminal Investigation from Me, a Fugitive? 你专家组，怎么跟我一逃犯学刑侦 Ling Jiu San Yao零九三妖Mystery3.3M WordsOngoing Su Chen, who specialized in unsolved cold cases, transmigrated to a parallel world and was selected for a reality show about escape. He would be the show’s sole fugitive, hunted by a team of top experts selected from within the public security system! The show’s purpose was to showcase the power of the police and show the public just how easy it was to catch someone in modern society. But no one expected Su Chen to infiltrate the public security system from the start. Using his own methods of si 16kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
42. 42 推 King of Deduction: From the Start, I’m Caught in a Case Within a Case 推理之王：开局就是案中案 This Keyboard Works Great这键盘挺好用Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted [No System + No Golden Finger + Hard-Core Deduction + Criminal Investigations + Female Lead] Getting Shen Mu transferred to the criminal investigation squad was the retiring station chief’s sole request to the authorities. Xiao Ruowu, captain of the criminal investigation squad, couldn’t help wondering: Could someone so refined-looking really handle police work? On his first day at a crime scene, while everyone else discussed the case, Shen Mu wandered around. When everyone was at a loss, he sai 27.7kReads8.8Score2.5kShelves
43. 43 刑 Criminal Investigation: Major Crimes Unit 刑侦之重案组 Tong Xiaoxiao桐筱筱Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Standalone cases + criminal investigation + two male leads + mind-bending mystery The Linghai Public Security Bureau established a major crimes unit. Just as everyone was wondering which criminal investigation captain would be given the job, they were told that the provincial bureau had parachuted someone in directly. Everyone was curious about the new head of the major crimes unit. Cases piled up, from opening coffins for autopsies and childbirth after death to missing wives. See how a forensic 58.9kReads9.2Score6kShelves
44. 44 罪 Crime Investigation 罪案调查 The Fragrance of Sugar-Roasted Chestnuts Fills the Garden糖炒板栗香满园Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted Investigate a series of unusual cases, bring the criminals to justice, and ensure they receive the full punishment of the law. Let everyone believe that justice always prevails, that every criminal will be severely punished and none can escape. The people's police will see that victims get justice. The Lotus Town murder, the 312 serial killings, the locked-room murder, the kidnapping, the murder-by-proxy case, and others were solved one after another thanks to Zhang Wende and his teammates. 3kReads8.8Score220Shelves
45. 45 洛 Luo City’s Tough Cop: I Master Every Kind of American Quick Draw 洛城悍警：我精通各式美式居合 Ice Descends on the City冰临城下Urban2.8M WordsOngoing A cleaner from the gray world becomes a sun-loving Los Angeles detective. What a wonderful thing, to live in the sunlight! Rock stood beneath a Hollywood landmark, gazing at the bikini-clad beauties on Santa Monica Beach. He pushed his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose. From now on, he would protect Los Santos... 92.2kReads9.2Score7kShelves
46. 46 仙 Immortal Martial Ming: From the Start, I Became a Ghost-Cultivating Brocade Guard 仙武大明，开局成为鬼修锦衣卫 Gray and White Rain灰白雨Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing “Have you ever heard the story of the Night Parade of a Hundred Ghosts?” The Brocade Guards walked openly by day, while Yin soldiers commandeered the roads. During the Yongle era, whenever you walked along the streets of the capital, someone would always ask you that question. Ninety-nine vicious ghosts, tens of thousands of ghost spirits. The figure leading them represented a legend. A legend about the Night Parade of a Hundred Ghosts. “After that, there were no more ghosts in the Great Ming.” 60.4kReads9.2Score5.4kShelves
47. 47 八 The 1980s Crime Drama: Even a Chef Can Be a Great Detective 八零刑侦剧场：厨子也能当神探 Big White Sail大白帆Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Was life in the 1980s really that boring? Not necessarily. Pigs eat people, dogs poison people, and a dragon falls from the sky! Are these bizarre cases real or not? Welcome to the world of a female criminal investigator in the 1980s. See how detectives of that era solved cases without surveillance cameras or DNA evidence. A word of caution: The heroine is not a transmigrator or someone who transmigrates into a book. There is no System and no golden finger. 17.5kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves
48. 48 刑 The Song Dynasty Detective 刑宋 Mu Yi沐轶Historical5.3M WordsCompleted Zhuo Ran, a modern-day forensic doctor, accidentally transmigrates to the reign of Emperor Renzong of Song. Using his forensic knowledge and skills to solve cases, he sets out to make his mark. But nothing goes smoothly. The cases he faces are bizarre, eerie, and almost impossible to believe. The culprits come from every corner of society, from the imperial court to the streets and every walk of life; some are sanctimonious, others cunning and brutal. Danger lurks at every turn, both in and outs 4.9kReads8.6Score694Shelves
49. 49 我 I Solve Cases to Put Food on the Table 我靠破案养家糊口 Empty Words in a Dream梦中的虚语Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted Reborn in 1958, I moved into Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang. Did I transmigrate into a TV drama or transmigrate into a book? Good thing I have so many buffs stacked that I don't have to spend all day playing family power games in one little courtyard! 89.9kReads9.3Score7.6kShelves
50. 50 周 Professor Zhou, Let's Get Married 周教授，我们结婚吧 Too Lazy to Name Myself懒起名Modern Romance607k WordsCompleted The short drama and animated series are now online [Marriage first, love later + age gap + doting romance + nurturing romance] [Gentle, reserved professor vs. sweet, soft-spoken medical student] Xin Zhiyao’s world came crashing down! The man she had spent the night with was her university professor. And to make matters worse, she was pregnant. Trembling, she placed the pregnancy test results in front of him. Professor Zhou gave her two choices: one, terminate the pregnancy; two, get married. Jus 114.1kReads9.2Score15.1kShelves

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