Looking for a Calm, Strong, Brilliant, Sharp-Tongued Female Lead and a Weak, Dumb, Funny Male Lead 求女主冷静 强 智商高 嘴毒，男主弱 智商低 搞笑
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What Are You Looking At? Never Seen a Goose Cultivate Before? 看啥看没看过大鹅修仙啊
System, protagonist isn’t human, lighthearted comedy, no romance, villain protagonist, doesn’t play by the rules, golden finger. An ordinary wage slave from the modern world falls through a manhole cover right before the New Year and transmigrates into the body of a goose in the cultivation world. Bound to a System that seems a lot like a pyramid scheme, the goose embarks on a socially anxious journey that terrifies society. “Are you tired of training your hardest and still failing to level up?
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She's Going Crazy, He's Going Wild, and Their Dating Show Is Overflowing with Sweet Moments 她发疯，他发癫，恋综撒糖磕到爆
[Entertainment Industry + Dating Show + Everyone's Favorite + Face-Slapping + Memes + Family Regret] [Genius Actress with Character Flaws vs. Rich Playboy with a Perpetual Smile] Chen Xi is the real daughter and villainess in a domineering CEO romance, where she is the pampered wife. In the original story, the fake heiress is gentle, kind, and well-educated, while the real heiress is a country bumpkin, dull-witted, and notorious for all the wrong reasons. After an unexpected awakening, Chen Xi q
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You Broke Off Our Engagement, So I’ll Dig Up Your Ancestors’ Graves 你退我婚，我掘你祖坟
[Lifespan-Extension System + sarcastic male lead + life-loving young woman] Before transmigrating, Cui Yingying thought she had sound values and a strong moral compass. She was a well-behaved teenager, and the only blemish on her record was writing smut on a shady website, which got her summoned for a stern talk and a lesson in proper conduct. After transmigrating, Cui Yingying’s morals kept sinking, and her values kept getting more and more crooked. Having died once, Cui Yingying bonded with a
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Spare Me! The Princess Consort Makes the Villains Hear Each Other's Thoughts 饶命啊！王妃她能让反派互读心声
Strong Female Lead, Feel-Good Revenge, Mind Reading, Pocket Dimension, and Medical Skills (Hilariously funny, guaranteed to have you honking with laughter!) A lovestruck princess consort is reborn and, from the start, unlocks a mode where everyone can hear one another’s thoughts! With a pocket dimension and superhuman strength on her side, she takes on anyone who dares defy her in the troubled Great Jin dynasty! The prince has just praised his secondary consort for her kindness when he hears her
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The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了
[Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary
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I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱
[Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b
108.1kReads9.5Score15.2kShelves
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Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命：开局赞助爷爷地府创业
[No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On
44.5kReads9.3Score7.9kShelves
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Two Menaces from the Underworld Have the Whole City Eavesdropping on Their Gossip 地府两祸害，惹得全城偷听八卦
[Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts + Golden Finger + Everyone’s Favorite] Note: There is a male lead! The Underworld has two great nuisances: one is a flower, and the other is a book. After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, gained sentience, it took advantage of its innate gifts to gossip all day and do no work. After a thousand years, a Manjusaka flower took human form. The King of Hell saw that she had potential and made an exception, appointing her as Granny Men
37.2kReads9.0Score3.9kShelves
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After the Princess Consort Was Reborn and Turned Dark, She Scattered Her Whole Family’s Ashes 王妃重生黑化后，把全家骨灰都扬了
Su Qianxi, a powerful survivor of the apocalypse, was betrayed and killed by her companions. When she opened her eyes again, she had returned to the day she went back to her family after being tricked by the fake heiress into marrying in her place. Facing her family's moral blackmail once again, Su Qianxi let out a cold laugh. Did they think she was still the timid, naive fool she had been in her previous life? She went all out, turning the tables on her family and giving the scoundrels a taste
4.6kReads8.2Score490Shelves
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She Just Wants to Lie Low, but They Keep Forcing Her to Rebel 她想咸鱼躺，非逼她造反
[Screen adaptation rights sold] Lu Songli transmigrated into a book and became the cannon-fodder first wife of Xie Zhan, the male lead of The Powerful Minister's Beautiful Young Second Wife. In the book, her friend Zhao Yutan, who returned in glory from a place of exile, would steal her husband. The two of them carried on behind her back while she was gravely ill, and their affair literally angered her to death. Lu Songli was about to roll up her sleeves and tear into the cheating scumbag and
149.2kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves
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Reborn in the 1970s After a Gruesome Death: From the Start, I Take Down My Adoptive Sister 惨死后重生在七零，开局先刀养妹
Seventies + era + reborn + space + spiritual spring + face-slapping (There is a male lead!!!! The romance won't come up until much later!!) (This is all made up by the author and has absolutely no connection to history.) Hu Jins heng beat Su Mei to death. Su Mei was reborn, back before she went to the countryside. This time, she would protect what was hers. First, she'd beat up her ungrateful, idiotic younger brother. Then she'd send her adopted sister, who'd framed her and was always pretending
18.3kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves
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Empty the Storehouse! Leave My Scumbag Dad Without Even a Pair of Underpants 搬空库房！让渣爹连裤衩都穿不起
[Transmigration + quirky and clever + peerless skill in medicine and poison + strong hero and heroine + personal space] Fang Shiwan was the only legitimate daughter of the Minister's household, yet she was treated worse than the concubine-born daughters. Imprisoned for ten years, she was despised and condemned by everyone in the family! Her half-sister was the capital's most celebrated beauty and talent, beloved by all. Fang Shiwan, meanwhile, was branded a jinx and treated like mud at the botto
2.3kReads8.8Score317Shelves
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