Recommend Funny Cultivation Novels That'll Make Me Laugh Myself Awake in the Middle of the Night 求半夜能把人笑醒的幽默搞笑修仙小说

1. 1 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.7kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves

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   "Bitten by a five-step snake?" Don't panic! "Five Steps Back" - the most outrageous Shekou escape guide in history! ** "I was bitten by a five-step snake and I can only walk five steps? What a joke! I want it to bite me ninety-nine more times to make a 500-step marathon and go straight to the hospital!" The brain circuit of the protagonist of this novel is more strange than snake venom. Others were so scared by the five-step snake that they lay flat on the spot. He took out a small book with his backhand and calculated carefully: "One step, two steps... Four steps! Quick, Brother Snake, one more step, I can continue!" The system couldn't stand it any longer: "Host, are you having a bug?" Protagonist: "No, this is science! Every five steps back offsets one step, and I can do sit-ups infinitely!" Others relied on serum to save their lives, but he relied on snakes to stay alive. Others are afraid of being poisoned and die, but he is afraid of being bitten by a snake and will strike when tired... Hilarious + counter-routine, the five-step snake wants to change its name to "the infinite-step snake" after hearing this! ** # Snake Sheng Difficulty #This host can't be brought along #Step back and the sky is brighter** (Friendly reminder: If you are bitten in real life, please seek medical treatment immediately, don't be like this!)

2. 2 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 149.4kReads9.5Score19.1kShelves

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   There is no lower limit, no one will say anything at a glance

3. 3 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 196kReads9.5Score26.1kShelves

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   This book is great!!! The heroine Feng Xi is a dog (but not very stubborn), a real dog, the E-human attribute explodes, a very funny article, highly recommended!!! No background? I am the background! No connections? You first look at my more than 20 masters! What? Who are you asking me? - (Inadvertently puffing up my chest) I am the light of the human race, the princess of the Tao tribe... (Omitting a lot of titles)... I am the Lord of the Nine Netherworld!!!

4. 4 魔 The Magic School Junior Who Can Do Anything, from Pranks to Making Trouble 魔法学校小学妹，沙雕搞事啥都会 Ghost Denier无鬼论者Modern Romance2.9M WordsOngoing [Not Western fantasy: a Chinese-style magic academy, absurd comedy + ensemble cast + hilarious daily life, with romance] [A ridiculous heroine causes trouble and leads everyone astray: a bunch of lunatic students hilariously learning magic] Li Wenyin woke up in a magical world and struggled to survive at a top-tier Chinese-style magic academy. She cut up the school flags to make uniforms, stole textbooks and sprinted for her life, and made the deans so furious their eyes nearly popped out. She w 117.7kReads9.6Score14.2kShelves

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   This book is super funny. It is the most enjoyable article I have read in the past few years. It is different from other mindless articles. It has its own characteristics, and it is! "Group portrait article", I love group portrait articles the most. All the characters in the book have their own style and story, a huge world view, and a bunch of interesting and sincere souls colliding. What impressed me the most was the little mute who was a supporting character who was unknown to everyone. Everyone thought she was pitiful, gentle and kind, and she only communicated with people by using hand gestures. Later, they went to learn sign language and found that this girl kept cursing people, and her hands were so fast that they were like the Hokage seal, and they almost took off! The author's writing style is very good. It is funny but also has a lot of warmth. Every character is a treasure~ Highly recommended, I can't stop reading~ I laughed so much that I beat the bed in the middle of the night, but I was also moved by the true feelings in the story.

5. 5 说 You Said It Was a Historical Fantasy Game, So Why Did You Make a Fantasy World? 说好古风游戏，你做玄幻世界？ Leisurely Sheep悠闲绵羊Urban1.5M WordsOngoing [Game Development] + [Pseudo-Fourth Calamity] + [No Romance] + [No Real-World Corporate Warfare or Ridiculous Drama] + [Fantasy Cultivation Game] + [A Worldview That Will Blow Your Mind] Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world just as the Ancient-Style Game Development Competition is being held. Every other studio is making palace-intrigue games, court games, or martial arts games. Only Jiang Feng brings out a world of fantasy cultivation! Players who have never heard of fantasy cultivation 427Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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   This is particularly beautiful\(//∇//)\

6. 6 师 Are the Senior and Junior Sisters a Couple? I’ll Break Them Up! 师姐师妹是一对？给你拆散咯！ Dong Ya栋丫Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted (Not a System novel + not a traditional cultivation novel + everyday romance + very slow pace + multiple heroines + junior sister first, then senior sister + ninety percent pure romance, ten percent something else) Jiang Ming unexpectedly discovers that his aloof, stunning senior sister and his soft, adorable junior sister have been in love for ten years. But as he spends time with them, he realizes their feelings are mistaken. They were simply relying on each other for survival when they were y 37.3kReads9.3Score4.4kShelves

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   Beautiful...

7. 7 全 Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑，唯我是真疯批 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 241.5kReads9.7Score27.6kShelves

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   These are all good and quite funny [Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss]

8. 8 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 212.7kReads9.6Score22.9kShelves
9. 9 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 32.6kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves

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   Fantasy + Funny + Immortality + Suona

10. 10 疯 Are You Kidding Me? While Everyone Else Cultivates, I Play the Suona 疯了吧！人家修仙你吹唢呐 One Stroke Less Than Xiao Er比小二少一横Ancient Romance598k WordsCompleted In the Age of Declining Dharma, the motto of the music cultivators is: “Survive!” Suo Nana, senior sister of the music cultivation sect, has a golden suona as her spirit instrument. She has a perpetually expressionless face and a drab appearance, nothing like the pretty music cultivators people imagine. But who can argue with her stellar skills and money-making ability? When her suona plays, gold pours in. She can perform at both weddings and funerals, and she doesn't even have to pay her own tr 77Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 11 师 My Junior Sister Played the Suona All Night, Sending Off Everyone in the Sect 师妹唢呐吹半宿，宗门上下齐送走 Qing Mubai卿慕白Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Completed [Transmigrate into a book, love rivals, adored by everyone, hilarious and absurd, sweet romance] When other people transmigrated into books, they slaughtered their way through the story. Lin Xuan, on the other hand, was a supporting character who cleared out a courtyard for a dog. She fled in the middle of the night, carrying her former senior brother's chamber pot. “My new sect master is handsome and delicate, and every one of my senior brothers is virile, with a fine backside.” The e 917Reads8.7Score162Shelves
12. 12 满 A Whole Family of Villainous Cannon Fodder, Riding High with Our Junior Sister 满门反派炮灰，跟着师妹浪到起飞 The Bear Who Bumps into Everything乱撞的小熊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo 20.3kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves
13. 13 要 Oh No, My Ex Showed Up on the Variety Show! 要命了，前男友杀到综艺上来了！ Mu Ashuang慕阿双Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy | Showbiz novel | Variety show livestream] [Funny, radiant actress and aloof top-tier star actor] Everyone knows that rising star Fu Xi has an ex-boyfriend who remains her first love, and that he passed away just three months ago. Netizens have all urged Fu Xi to pull herself together, and a wave of online tributes to her ex-boyfriend has swept the internet. After spending three months filming deep in the mountains, a certain award-winning actor finally gets online and sees the en 15.4kReads9.2Score2kShelves

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    The female protagonist Fu Xi and the male protagonist Shen Yanchuan are childhood sweethearts. They are both involved in the entertainment industry. The male protagonist is self-guided, and the female protagonist goes from being ignorant at the beginning to being in love. The author's writing is good, the female protagonist is carefree, and the friends around her are all very effective in the show.

14. 14 龙 Dragon Head Supreme 龙头至尊 Simple Fish简单的鱼Urban8.5M WordsOngoing The campus beauty he'd loved for three years was brutalized and killed! Chen Xuewen, who had done nothing, was framed and sent to prison! His honest, hardworking parents both died horribly while seeking justice for him! After nineteen years of living by the rules and obeying the law, Chen Xuewen finally saw the true face of the world. “Those who kill and burn their way to riches wear golden belts, while those who build bridges and roads leave no bones behind!” “If others can kill and burn, why 160.9kReads9.1Score9kShelves
15. 15 开 The Cheat-Wielding Lad Takes the Cultivation World by Storm 开挂小子玩转修仙界 Silly Little Dog Yuanbao元宝小傻狗Eastern Fantasy6.5M WordsOngoing [Funny and lighthearted + Upgrade spirit stones + Refine pills + Humorous cultivation + No System] You rascal, you can upgrade spirit stones and pills? Confess everything and I won’t hit you! Yuan Xiao, a country boy, accidentally saves a divine thief from the immortal realm. With nothing but shameless audacity, he snatches the heaven-defying treasure, the Tianqi Pearl, and becomes a rich cultivator. Making money and upgrading are no problem at all! With two absurd, troublemaking spirit beasts a 39kReads9.0Score4.3kShelves

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    It's a super funny and light-hearted fantasy humorous story about cultivating immortality. The protagonist is a sixth man with incredible opportunities. The content is exciting and very down-to-earth. The plot is super exciting and enjoyable from beginning to end.

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