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1. 1 师 Don’t Be Afraid, Master. I’m Forcing You, Not Saying I Don’t Love You 师尊别怕，我是强制你不是不爱你 Raising Pigs at the Village Entrance村头养猪Two Male Leads348k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Younger Disciple and Older Master + Transmigrate Into a Book + Sweet Romance] A stoic master who transmigrates into a book and secretly has adorable running thoughts vs. a seemingly obedient, but actually deranged and obsessive villainous disciple Bai Qiuluo transmigrated into a book as a master, with both the male and female leads and the major villain among his disciples. He was just a minor character in the story, and after arriving in this world, he even awakened a poker fa 3.7kReads8.8Score677Shelves

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   These are basically master-disciple stories about cultivating immortality. The first two books are a bit forced, and the last one is particularly beautiful and sweet. It's a straight shot and refreshing.

2. 2 图 Scheming Against You: Don't Come Any Closer, My Yandere Disciple 图谋不轨：病娇徒弟别过来 Honey Date and Mandarin Fish蜜枣桂鱼Two Male Leads585k WordsCompleted A seemingly cool and aloof, yet warm-hearted and gentle beauty of an immortal lord, bottom × a sweet-talking, seemingly innocent but secretly cruel, lovesick disciple, top After Jiang Suwan was hit and killed by a truck, he transmigrated. Because he had died saving someone, his soul was sent to the cultivation world, where he became Qing Shu, an exceptionally gifted and breathtakingly beautiful elder of Shangqing. He was the real Qing Shu, not someone inhabiting another person’s body. One day, J 4kReads9.3Score721Shelves
3. 3 丧 Sang Biao, Why Does Master Call You Mimi? 丧彪，师尊他为什么叫你咪咪？ Spring Comes Early早生春Two Male Leads513k WordsCompleted [The physical edition of Meeting Spring Snow is now available on all platforms] [Two male leads + younger disciple and master + transmigrates into a book + aloof, beautiful shou] A master who seems aloof but is actually a shy introvert, and a disciple who loves to act cute but is really a brooding mad dog. Warning: The master is changing hands! (Your master is wonderful, but he’s mine now.) Shen Yingji transmigrates into the beautiful, aloof master who is the male lead’s doomed first love and di 24kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves
4. 4 娘 The Empress Refuses Love, While the Tyrant Goes Mad and Turns to the Dark Side 娘娘不入爱河，暴君疯批入魔 Huang Dandan黄蛋蛋Ancient Romance635k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance, devoted couple + palace intrigue + regretful pursuit, clear-headed heroine, everyone's unattainable ideal] Meng Tang is a gracious, gentle empress who never competes for favor. Everyone thinks she is a true white lotus standing tall in the harem, and even the tyrant believes it. He takes a new concubine, and she smiles, congratulates him, and arranges for the newcomer to spend the night with him. He sends her restorative medicine, and she obediently takes it, knowing full we 29kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves

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   Chasing Wife Crematorium!!! The heroine traveled from modern times to ancient times. The system requires that the male protagonist's heart rate reach 100%. However, there has been no progress after 10 years of traveling. Originally, when the heroine was about to give up, the male protagonist... [Note] [Note] [Note]

5. 5 醉 I Got Drunk and Force-Kissed My Roommate, and He Taught Me a Harsh Lesson 醉酒强吻室友，被他狠狠收拾 His Highness the Bottle酒瓶子殿下Two Male Leads13k WordsCompleted [A scheming, flirtatious, shameless top × a stubborn, money-loving, adorable bottom] My roommate of two years suddenly told me he was gay, then asked me to pretend to be his boyfriend at his ex’s wedding. After a lot of sweet-talking, I agreed. It wasn’t until he got drunk and kissed me by force that I realized What ex-boyfriend? He’d been after me from the very beginning! 23.9kReads9.1Score1.8kShelves

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   The author wrote so well

6. 6 被 Mocking Me for Selling Pesticides? Call Me President Liu of AAA Farm Supplies 被嘲卖农药？请叫AAA农资刘总 Loves Qianzhang Tofu爱吃千张豆腐Urban516k WordsCompleted He inherited his mother's agricultural supply shop and gained a god-tier agricultural System. His farming machinery had extraordinary properties. By selling agricultural supplies, spraying pesticides with drones, and contracting land, he carved out a unique path in the village. In the end, he became a great landowner with a hundred thousand mu of fertile fields! 865Reads8.0Score109Shelves
7. 7 养 I Raised Her for 19 Years, and Now My Daughter Is Getting Me Canceled Online 养育19年，女儿将我网暴 The Second Day of June六月的初二Urban638k WordsCompleted “Good grief! I really can't take this anymore. My dad is getting on in years, and he's still secretly spending money to top up a game! I'm going abroad to study in the second half of the year. Can't he find a hobby that doesn't cost anything?” Wu Feng earns 500,000 yuan a year and has worked himself to the bone, giving his family everything. Then his daughter found out he'd secretly spent 348 yuan on a game and furiously launched an online attack against him! His wife seized the opportunity 5.1kReads8.1Score545Shelves

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   Wu Feng finally realized that he was reborn, and in the body of a strange middle-aged man! He looked down at his rough hands, with thick knuckles and calloused palms. The body's original owner had clearly endured years of manual labor. The memory fragments gradually pieced together: a husband who worked hard for his family, a father who was despised by his daughter, and a "sinner" who even had to sneak in 348 yuan of game recharge. The ambulance suddenly stopped, and the conversation of the medical staff floated into his ears: "The family said that they will be sent directly to the ICU. They will arrive in half an hour." "Oh, the beauty treatment needs to be completed, right?" Wu Feng suddenly pulled off the heart rate monitoring patch and pulled out the infusion needle in the astonished eyes of the medical staff: "I am dead." "Are you crazy? If you get out of the car now, you will die!" "Please send the death notice to this address." Wu Feng wrote down the home address in the memory of the original owner, opened the car door and rushed out before anyone could react. The midsummer heat wave hits our faces. He stumbled into a roadside Internet cafe and opened a machine using fingerprint payment. The bank card balance that popped up on the screen stung his eyes: 83.27 Yuan. The last message from his daughter on the phone was: "Dad, the study abroad agency is urging you to pay the deposit. Quick transfer of 50,000 yuan." Wu Feng suddenly laughed out loud. He clicked on the shopping website and placed an order for all the game discs that had accumulated in the original owner's shopping cart for three years; he opened the travel app and booked a sleeper ticket to Tibet tomorrow; and finally on the Steam summer promotion page, he cleared his wish list worth more than 2,000 yuan. When police cars and ambulances surrounded the Internet cafe at the same time, people saw a pale-faced middle-aged man crying in front of the snowy mountain scene in "Red Dead Redemption 2". With trembling fingers, he clicked on the friend circle of the original owner's daughter. The latest update was a selfie of Jiugongge with the caption: "Healing the wounded soul in Disney with my best friends~" It was located in Shanghai. "Comrade, please seek medical attention immediately!" As the police shouted, Wu Feng slowly raised the screen of his mobile phone, which showed the newly edited circle of friends: "In this life, please allow me to be myself for 48 hours."

8. 8 荆 Thorn Cage: A Bloody Web of Intrigue 《荆棘牢笼：血色迷局》 Pan Mu Fen盼目分13k WordsCompleted The Thorn Cage: A Bloody Mystery —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Scum slag slag slag brilliant moment

9. 9 明 A Battle of Wits: My Archrival Is Acting Strange 明争暗斗:死对头有点不对劲儿 Pan Mu Fen盼目分9k WordsCompleted A Battle of Wits: My Archenemy Is Acting Strange —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 10 卖 Selling Burial Clothes, Sewing Up Corpses, and Raising a Ghost Wife 卖寿衣，缝尸体，养鬼妻 Night Shadow夜幽影Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted [Traditional supernatural horror, folk terror, decisive and ruthless] I rented an apartment where someone had died, hoping to save money, only to be plunged into endless darkness... My terrifying girlfriend has a mouth full of sharp teeth and haunts me day and night; A headless vengeful infant on the highway frantically tries to steal people’s heads; A horrifying internet celebrity livestreams herself peeling off people’s faces, while the comments turn eerie; At a Cat Immortal shrine in a strang 62kReads9.2Score8.6kShelves
11. 11 叛 I Left the Family, and I’ll Live a Fine Life Without You 叛出家族，离了你们照样活的潇洒 Tell and诉与Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Wish fulfillment, the art of cultivating a twisted self, the carefree life of the ultimate archvillain, and the Life Choice System.] Ye Qiu transmigrated! He found himself in a vast, primordial world, during the period of recovery and rebuilding after the great calamity that had struck all races. His father was the Demon King Who Repels the North, one of the Seven Kings of the Frontier. His mother was the sole heir to the Tidehearing Sword Pavilion. His maternal grandfather was the master of 273kReads8.7Score41.5kShelves

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    Don't say anything anymore, brothers, just watch it, it's so cool

12. 12 污 I’ll Own Every Accusation, But Don’t Cry When I Wipe Out Your Whole Clan! 污蔑我全认，灭你全族可别哭！ Tipsy Chick微醺的鸡仔Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted [Fantasy premise + System + villain + no saintly behavior + ruthless and decisive] Qin Luo transmigrates to another world and becomes the Holy Son of the Taixu Sacred Land, standing trial. His unrequited love, his fiancée, and the protagonist accuse him of being a spy for the Heavenly Demon Sect. Every disciple of the Sacred Land denounces him. “Qin Luo murdered his fellow disciples to cultivate demonic arts, the legendary Heaven-Devouring Demonic Art!” “Qin Luo isn't an orphan. He must have joi 85.2kReads8.4Score11.9kShelves
13. 13 世 The Fierce Heir: This Young Lady Is Mine 世子凶猛：这个小娘子，我抢定了 Fruit Wine Beneath the Moon月下果子酒Historical2.1M WordsOngoing Original novel of the short drama “The Heir Is Fierce: I’m Claiming This Young Lady” One moment he opens his eyes, and he’s in Great Yan. Yang Shu is quite pleased with his identity: the sole heir of the Prince of Dingguo’s household. The emperor suspects him and the noble families shun him, but that’s no big deal. He’ll just rebel. If you’re going to be a spoiled young master, you have to act like one. First, beat up your future father-in-law... Second, smash up a gambling den... And third, sna 13kReads8.5Score991Shelves
14. 14 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 234.2kReads8.8Score14kShelves
15. 15 群 Group Chat: The Queens Who Changed Their Fates Insist on Sending Their Daughters Away 群聊：改命皇后，她们非要送公主 Ren Mo Liaoyuan任墨燎原Historical1.4M WordsCompleted Jiang Qinian, a history major who stayed up all night writing his thesis, was suddenly pulled into the bizarre chat group [Queens of the Realm]. The members' usernames were dazzling: [Empress Who Ruled from Behind the Curtain] Lü Zhi, [A World of Her Own] Dugu Jialuo, [The Peerless Goddess of Luo] Zhen Mi, [Mistress of the Six Palaces] Wu Zhao... Jiang Qinian scoffed. “History buffs are really going all out with their cosplay these days, huh?” On a whim, he dropped a spoiler: “@Zhen Mi, watch ou 15.2kReads7.7Score1.6kShelves
16. 16 从 The Butcher Who Walked Out of Prison 从监狱中走出的人屠 Xiahou Zhong夏侯中Urban4.8M WordsOngoing Being part of the underworld isn’t about fighting and killing. It’s about dealing with people. Su Bai had no connections, no powerful backers, and had just spent ten years in prison. After his release, he was penniless, so his older brother found him a job as a computer lab attendant. Watch him turn his life around and make his way in both the underworld and the legitimate world. In the underworld, he’s a big shot with people ready to answer his call. In the legitimate world, he has powerful fri 26.7kReads8.4Score2kShelves

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    Very good and worth seeing

17. 17 仙 Blessed Beyond the Heavens 仙福齐天 Spicy Pickled Peppers and Pork Ribs糟辣椒炒排骨Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted What is cultivation really for? To strengthen the self and seek the path to immortality? Or to break free of fate’s shackles and grasp life’s true meaning? Perhaps to find a sanctuary for the soul and gain the power to challenge the heavens? No. None of those. At least, not for Li Chuan. He’s here to enjoy the blessings of an immortal… 29.7kReads8.3Score2.2kShelves

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    There is no solitary hero, only a group of shining stars. Each character has a unique edge and leaves a mark in the intertwined time and space. When the truth hidden behind the world gradually emerges, this cross-dimensional adventure will definitely make you want to stop.

18. 18 始 First Emperor! If You Don't Die Soon, I'll March All the Way to Australia 始皇！你再不死，我就打到澳洲了 Yu Lan Jin瑜兰瑾Historical3.2M WordsOngoing “Fusu, you already have an army of 300,000 at your command. Why haven’t you rebelled yet?” “Once Qin Shi Huang dies, Zhao Gao will forge the imperial decree and Hu Hai will take the throne. Don’t wait!” “March into Xianyang and force Qin Shi Huang to abdicate in your favor!” “Fusu, it’s cold. Put on a dragon robe to keep warm!” “What? The First Emperor is dead? Hu Hai has taken the throne? And he’s issued a decree ordering you to kill yourself? This is your chance! Come on, I’ll write you a proc 149.6kReads9.0Score11.8kShelves
19. 19 可 Damn! Why Is the Crown Princess Surrounded by Suitors Everywhere? 可恶！怎么到处都是长公主的鱼！ What Did I Do Today今天我干嘛了Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Short drama of the same name] [The Princess's World of Flowers] Now streaming [Content warning: The female lead is not exclusive, but all the men are, so read with caution] [Schrodinger's playgirl × a whole lot of men] [Lighthearted, not a serious historical drama] [Original title]: Too Many Men Are Such a Hassle. Who Should I Spoil? Wen Yu transmigrates into the Great Sheng Dynasty as its beautiful, useless, brainless eldest princess. After learning that the original owner drowned by accident 54.2kReads9.5Score7kShelves
20. 20 尸 Lost in a Sea of Corpses 尸海迷途 Uncle Nan Yao南妖叔Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted [No superpowers + no System + plot-focused + no harem] Huang Jin, a young man who secretly worked in a specialized line of business, received a call from his boss at the beginning of the zombie outbreak. His boss ordered him to stay put in C City and wait for the organization to rescue him. But time passed, and after waiting for two whole years, Huang Jin still saw no sign of anyone from the organization. He decided to head to Z City, where his boss was, on his own. Along the way, he came across 38.6kReads9.4Score3.4kShelves
21. 21 测 The Art of Fortune-Telling by Chinese Characters 测字有术 Bao Erri鲍尔日Urban1.5M WordsCompleted When I was five, a fortune-teller said I’d be able to read people’s minds when I grew up. My parents thought I was a genius and spent the whole family’s savings to send me to school. But I failed the college entrance exam and became a fried-noodle vendor. That vendor later became a “Walking Encyclopedia,” all thanks to the saying, “In books, there are houses of gold.” You are not just who you are. You can become a different kind of dazzling light. Read a comment on the first page, and you’ll get 162.1kReads9.6Score36.6kShelves
22. 22 十 Eleven Madmen 十一个疯子 Lu Ban Banban鲁班班班Mystery2.5M WordsCompleted My new book, Nine Hells: The Strange Nuo, is now out! It’s a sequel to this one. You can find it on my profile. Come check it out! (Not mindless, no harem, no System, and not a conventional power fantasy. Please read with that in mind.) From the day you were born until now, have you ever had doubts like these? “Do I really exist?” “Does the world really exist?” “Why do I exist?” “And why does the world exist?” “Is my existence inevitable? If I die, will the world keep existing?” “At the moment m 37.8kReads9.4Score5.9kShelves
23. 23 空 Spatial Ability's Biggest Slacker: Stockpiling Ten Thousand Tons of Pork Before the Apocalypse 空间系老六，末世先囤一万吨猪肉 Hate Being Young and Naive恨年少无知Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left 111.6kReads9.3Score13.3kShelves
24. 24 宫 The Willow by the Palace Wall 宫墙柳 Dream Doll梦娃Ancient Romance166k WordsCompleted Why must the imperial consorts compete for the emperor’s favor? A smash-hit, heart-wrenching historical romance that burst onto the scene in 2019! Recommended by countless tearful readers, this unconventional palace-intrigue novel will stay with you long after you finish. In the lightest of styles, it captures everyone’s deepest regrets. In May of the year I turned fourteen, with the pagoda trees in fragrant bloom, I sat in Yong’an Palace, propping up my head as I dozed. The man’s laughter held 59.6kReads9.7Score8.8kShelves
25. 25 冰 The Ice Age Apocalypse: I Hoarded a Hundred Billion in Supplies 冰河末世，我囤积了百亿物资 Sea of Memories记忆的海Sci-Fi & Apocalypse7.3M WordsOngoing Doomsday + reborn + massive stockpiling + playing it safe + unlimited space + dark revenge, no saintly protagonist The world enters an ice age. The freezing apocalypse arrives, and 95% of the planet's population perishes! In his previous life, Zhang Yi was killed by people he'd helped because of his kind heart. Reborn one month before the freezing apocalypse, Zhang Yi awakens a spatial ability and begins frantically stockpiling supplies! Short on supplies? He empties the hundred-billion-yuan war 366.6kReads8.7Score28.8kShelves
26. 26 我 I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score185.1kShelves

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