## The stall selling vigorously at the beginning >Under the scorching sun, I screamed: "The factory director is taking his sister-in-law on a run, shorts are ten yuan each!" >A girl passing by caught a glimpse of the bikini model on the stall, and then glanced at my fresh and handsome face. >"Bah! Not serious!" She blushed and ran away. >I grabbed Hellokitty's collar and said angrily, "How can it be unfair to sell shorts?" >My throat was filled with smoke and the stall was empty. >If we don't open, we will really starve to death on this busy street tonight. >"Ding! The host's strong desire for survival is detected, and the 'Street Stall Selling Dali' system is activated——" --- The summer heat wave broke through the hustle and bustle of the street with a cracking roar: "The factory director is running away with his sister-in-law! Shorts are on clearance, ten yuan each! Don't miss it when you pass by-" Behind the stall, Jiang Nan had a refreshing and handsome face, and the white half-sleeves with a huge Hello Kitty printed on them were soaked with sweat. He pulled on his slippers and sat on the pony, shouting at the top of his lungs and with great enthusiasm, just like a "good voice in the factory area" that was delayed by the street stall business. "Hey! Miss, look at your shorts? They're so cheap!" His sharp eyes locked onto a passing girl, his eyes astonishingly bright. The girl paused and glanced at the neatly stacked cheap shorts on the stall. "There are many styles!" Jiang Nan hurriedly promoted, and his fingers quickly ran across the colorful fabrics, "Bowknot, blue and white stripes, Pikachu... And this, the bikini style! How fashionable!" The girl's eyes burned on the word "bikini", and then drifted back to Jiang Nan's handsome face full of innocent expectations. The sun fell on his sweaty forehead, making him look youthful. The girl's face turned red, and she stamped her foot: "Bah! Not serious!" She turned around and got into the crowd as if she was running away. Jiang Nan was completely confused, and stretched out his hands in vain: "Don't go! You can also use hairpins in your hair -" The only response to him was the billowing heat. He looked down at the cute Hellokitty on his chest, then at the uninterested goods on the stall, and picked up the cat's head angrily: "Who did I offend by selling shorts?!" There was smoke coming from his throat, and the stall was empty. After more than an hour of shouting with emotion, all I got in exchange was a social comment that was "not serious." Jiang Nan slumped on the horse, staring at the golden pineapple buns in the bakery window opposite, his stomach growling unsatisfactorily. "It's over..." He thought desperately, "if we don't open the business, we will really starve to death on this bustling street tonight... I, Jiangnan, will become the first handsome stall holder in history to be labeled as 'irregular' and starve to death?" Just when the phantom pineapple buns began to float in front of his eyes like a lantern - "Ding!" A cold crisp sound exploded in his dead mind without warning! [Detected the host's strong desire for survival and the potential of a 'social cow'...] ['Street stall selling vigorously' system, activated successfully! ] [Gift package for newbies: the magical 'Power Potion' (exclusive version for street stalls) x10, which has been distributed to the hidden compartment of the stall. ] [Goal: Sell the first bottle in one hour! Punishment for failure: Perform chest-breaking Hellokitty on the spot! ] Jiang Nan: "???" He lowered his head suddenly, and with trembling hands, he touched the shabby secret compartment under the horse that he had never cared about. The fingertips touched a piece of ice - ten simple small glass bottles, with suspicious liquid that emitted a faint blue light swaying inside. Powerful... Potion? Exclusive version for street stalls? Chest broken... Hellokitty? ! He looked at the empty stall and the bottle of stuff in his hand that shone with a strange blue light and had a crooked label that said, "Drinking it can topple weeping willows (probably)." Then he looked up at the surging crowd, and the corners of his mouth uncontrollably and slowly opened into an arc that mixed with the light of madness and survival. "It doesn't matter if the factory director ran away with his sister-in-law..." He took a deep breath, and the desperate soul of the social cow in his chest was completely ignited by this outrageous system, and his hoarse voice burst out into an even more demonic roar that crossed the entire street: "Take a look! Take a look! The ancestral power pills... Bah! High-tech Hercules water! After drinking it, you can carry a gas tank up to the 18th floor without gasping! You can pick up a shared bicycle with one hand to find a parking spot! Do a square dance and crush all the adults and aunts in the room! If it doesn't work... If it doesn't work, just pretend I didn't say it! A bottle only costs 998! ... Well, it opens today, 9 yuan and 88 cents! The real price of jumping off the building -!" The bottle of suspicious blue liquid was held high by him, reflecting a strange light under the scorching sun, like a depth bomb thrown into a stagnant street. At this moment, the gears of fate began to creak and turn crazily, accompanied by his broken voice and the crazy looks from passers-by.
Super invincible and beautiful. The first book made me laugh until my stomach hurt. It was so funny. The writing is well-written and full of imagination. Fans of the protagonist are very funny, especially when the fans know that the protagonist is in love, they use their college knowledge to criticize people, which makes me laugh to death. In the second book, the male protagonist plays tricks on cats and dogs, and his teammates are united and friendly. The key is that my little corpse girl is the cutest in the world. The third novel is probably the funniest one in the world of Tomato novels. Once I opened it, I couldn't help laughing and laughing every day. There were so many laughs, so remember~ Don't read it while drinking, eating, midnight, or in class or school, otherwise you will really stifle your laughter and get internal injuries.
Families! These crazy and crazy novels will make you laugh non-stop in the middle of the night. If you don't read them, you'll miss 100 million! "Everyone is evil?" "I'll go crazy when I read the file and send them to the sky", I'll go crazy when I read the file, kick all the bad guys away, my imagination is as big as the Milky Way! "Crazy, everyone is crazy, it's better to be crazy", the main theme is that everyone is crazy, the plot is crazy, the more crazy, the more crazy! And "Elepsy!" I overheard me changing the script, and the villain ate all his pants." I changed the script to have fun, and the villain was teased until he cried, and laughed until he beat the bed! Hurry and rush, you will be so mad that you will be so mad that you will be able to run away from all your unhappiness!
✨ The protagonist is "flying" all the way with a wonderful setting. The character interactions are super interesting and the imagination is soaring. Reading is like riding a roller coaster🎢 The laughter is dense and there are surprise twists. The more you read, the more you are addicted. It seems that you are following the protagonist on an adventure in a wonderful world. There are little surprises hidden in every chapter. You can't stop reading. Who knows this kind of happiness? 🥳 Amway for you who love novel stories~
Suitable for: Readers who want to laugh their abs/want to go crazy but are afraid of being caught/holding back laughter until the bed shakes late at night. Caution: high blood pressure/afraid of being treated like ice by roommates/easy to spray when drinking water. "The author wrote this book with his feet, right? I laughed so hard! Suppressing laughter in the middle of the night was like practicing turtle breathing, but the neighbor complained about "suspected murder" - because I rolled on the bed and laughed like a dog! After reading it, the direct merit +10086, highly recommended!"
Suitable for: Readers who want to laugh their abs/want to go crazy but are afraid of being caught/hold laughter until the bed shakes late at night. Caution: high blood pressure/are afraid of being treated like ice cream by roommates/are likely to spit out the screen when drinking water. "The author wrote this book with his feet, right? I laughed so much that my head flew off! Suppressing laughter in the middle of the night was like practicing turtle breathing, but my neighbor complained about 'suspected murder' because I was rolling on the bed laughing so hard that I barked! After reading this book, the direct merit +10086, highly recommended!"
It's very funny and funny. The second book is recommended by real names, but I don't recommend reading it at night. I'm afraid it will make you jump when you laugh.
Yun Qiyou, a big shot in the world of immortality, once crossed over into the modern entertainment industry and became a novice in live broadcasting. Kong has a talent for alchemy but does not understand modern rules. He made countless jokes during the live broadcast. His alchemy technique was like cooking, and he was criticized wildly by barrages. But she has a ridiculous physique, and she can resolve every embarrassing situation with weird tricks, accidentally attracting fans.