Don't Be a Violent Courtyard, Just Be Warm and Funny.
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The Siheyuan might originally be very violent, but it is better not to be violent and look good. I have seen it before, the one by Yan Jiefang, the cousin of Jia Zhang, which is quite good. If I were very violent, if it were me, I might be able to kill these people with just a few shots.
No Holy Mother, no forgiveness, no sixth child, special relief, angry at Yi Zhonghai at the beginning, kicking Jia Zhang's family, his father He Daqing became a fool, first married Huairu, original punishment every day, deaf old lady paraded in the streets, broken eggs Jia Dongxu, destroyed the Lou family and ate goslings, her mother!
Parallel World, No. 95, South Luogu Lane, Sijiu City. "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" He Yuzhu huddled up in the bed that exuded an inexplicable odor, holding his head and banging it hard on the hard pillow. As if he had a nightmare, a white mist suddenly appeared in his mind, and a lot of memories poured in, almost exploding his head! The fourteen-year-old boy struggled painfully in the darkness, his teeth chattering and his patched quilt soaked with sweat. Ten minutes later, He Yuzhu was soaked to the skin, like a donkey pulling a two-thousand-pound cart that had just climbed up a long steep slope. He foamed at the mouth and panted sharply for a while before looking blankly at the darkness above his head. "I'm... Reborn?" The boy's hoarse voice echoed in the small room. As his consciousness gradually became clearer, two memories merged in his mind like two rivers - one was the memory of 14-year-old He Yuzhu, and the other came from 2000, a 60-year-old man also named He Yuzhu. What's even more amazing is that the mysterious white mist gave him unexplainable abilities. He Yuzhu reached out his hand tremblingly and fumbled for the matches on the bedside in the darkness. There was a "click", and the dim kerosene light illuminated this small house of less than ten square meters. The old newspapers plastered on the wall have turned yellow, there are a few shabby clothes piled in the corner, and a half bowl of cold corn noodle porridge is placed on a small wooden table. "In 1955... I went back more than forty years ago..." He Yuzhu muttered to himself, with an incredible light shining in his eyes. That white mist seemed to be filled with supreme power. After more than ten minutes of torture, the pain was finally over! As He Yuzhu absorbed the white mist and memories, his spirit grew rapidly, and he soon condensed into spiritual consciousness. The spiritual consciousness is extended and can detect a 100-meter range centered on him. My memory is amazing, I can even remember clearly when I was three years old and wet the bed! He Yuzhu closed his eyes and tried to use this magical ability. In an instant, he "saw" the scene of the entire courtyard - Yi Zhonghai was snoring in the east wing; Qin Huairu in the Jia family in the west wing was breastfeeding Xiaodang; Xu Damao in the backyard secretly took two eggs from home and stuffed them into his pocket... "This... This is amazing!" He Yuzhu opened his eyes, his face full of shock. In the memory of his past life, He Yuzhu's 60 years of life flowed through his mind like water - being played around and manipulated in the palm of his hand. In the end, he was driven out of the house on a snowy night with a howling cold wind, froze to death in a bridge cave and was bitten and devoured by wild dogs! Just thinking about it makes me feel useless and disgusting! "Yi Zhonghai... Qin Huairu... Xu Damao..." He Yuzhu gritted his teeth and recited these names, with the flames of hatred burning in his eyes, "In this life, I want you to pay with blood!" After checking his body, he found that he was strong and strong. Although he was only 14 years old, he was obviously not lacking in nutrition. He was more than 1.6 Meters tall. He Yuzhu was overjoyed, and the man's sense of dignity and strength made him couldn't help but wave his fist. "Zhuzhu? What are you doing in the middle of the night?" Father He Daqing's voice came from outside the door, accompanied by an impatient knock on the door. He Yuzhu was shocked - his father was still there! In the memory of his past life, He Daqing will run away with the White Widow next year, leaving him and his sister He Yuyu to depend on each other. And He Yuzhu... Thinking of his sister's subsequent tragic experience, He Yuzhu's heart ached as if being stabbed with a knife. "Dad, I'm fine, I had a nightmare." He Yuzhu replied as calmly as possible, but his consciousness couldn't help but look into the next room. He saw his father standing outside the door with his clothes on, a look of tiredness and concern on his face. "Go to bed early, I have to learn cooking tomorrow." He Daqing muttered and walked away. Learn to cook! He Yuzhu's eyes lit up. In his previous life, he relied on the good cooking skills he learned at Fengze Garden to get a position as canteen director in the steel rolling mill. In this life, with his past life memories and magical abilities, he will definitely be able to master the essence of cooking faster! He Yuzhu lay down again, but he was not sleepy at all. He began to carefully sort out the memories of his previous life, especially those key nodes and character relationships. Yi Zhonghai, the eldest son of the Siheyuan, looks upright but is actually sinister, and has repeatedly given him obstacles in his previous life; Qin Huairu, the woman who seems weak but is actually very calculating, has sucked his blood for the rest of his life; Xu Damao, his rival since childhood, has always been against him... "No rush, come one by one." He Yuzhu sneered, with a dangerous light in his eyes, "In this life, I want to let you have a taste of what it means to be a real 'silly pillar'." The next morning, He Yuzhu got up early and helped his father prepare breakfast in high spirits. He Daqing watched in amazement as his son kneaded and rolled out the noodles skillfully. His movements were smooth and fluid, unlike a beginner at all. "Zhuzi, when did you learn this?" He Daqing picked up a pair of chopsticks and asked in surprise. He Yuzhu grinned: "Seeing that you have done it so many times, I have already remembered it in my heart." In fact, this is the effect of sixty years of cooking experience in the previous life. He Yuzhu found that not only was his memory clear, but his muscle memory was also preserved. His current level of cooking skills may have surpassed that of an ordinary apprentice. After breakfast, He Yuzhu took the initiative to clear away the dishes, but his consciousness kept paying attention to what was going on in the courtyard. He saw Xu Damao hiding behind the Moon Gate with a slingshot in his hand, obviously waiting for him. "Ha, you little bastard." He Yuzhu sneered in his heart. He was often bullied by Xu Damao in his previous life, and today it was time to settle old and new accounts together! "Dad, I'm going to learn cooking." He Yuzhu said loudly, deliberately letting Xu Damao outside hear, and then walked out of the house slowly. As soon as he turned around the Moon Gate, a stone whizzed towards the door in front of him! If it were He Yuzhu in the past, he would definitely not be able to avoid it, but now his consciousness has already locked onto Xu Damao's every move, and he avoided the attack with a slight tilt of his head. "Xu Damao! You are looking for death!" He Yuzhu roared angrily and rushed to Xu Damao in three steps at a time. Xu Damao obviously didn't expect He Yuzhu to be able to dodge, let alone that the other party was so fast. Before he could react, he was grabbed by the collar. "Brother Zhuzi... I, I'm joking with you..." Xu Damao stammered, his eyes full of fear. He Yuzhu sneered, raised his fist and was about to hit someone, when suddenly his consciousness noticed that Yi Zhonghai was coming this way. He changed his mind, let go of Xu Damao, and said in a low voice: "I will spare you today, and if you dare to mess with me again, I will make you walk around without food!" After saying that, He Yuzhu turned around and left, leaving a shocked Xu Damao standing there. He deliberately slowed down his pace and waited for Yi Zhonghai to get closer before pretending that he had just seen him. "Good morning!" He Yuzhu greeted enthusiastically, completely different from the stupid young man in his previous life. Yi Zhonghai was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he smiled kindly: "Is Zhuzhu so early? I heard that you went to Fengzeyuan to learn cooking? Study hard and you will be promising in the future!" "I will live up to the expectations of the first master!" He Yuzhu said respectfully, but his consciousness keenly caught the hint of calculation flashing in Yi Zhonghai's eyes. The two passed by each other, and He Yuzhu's lips curled up into a sneer. Old fox, let's see who plots against whom in this life! Walking on the way to Fengze Garden, He Yuzhu began to plan his revenge plan. With his past life memory and spiritual awareness, he can avoid many traps in advance and can take the initiative. "First of all, we must protect my father and not let him run away with the White Widow; secondly, we must protect the rainwater; and then..." He Yuzhu's eyes flashed coldly, "Those who have harmed me, no one can have a better life!" The gate of Fengze Garden is already in front of you. He Yuzhu took a deep breath, straightened his back and walked in. In this life, he will never be that "foolish pillar" that everyone can bully again!
Xu Damao climbed from the position of projectionist to director step by step without any anger. He occasionally cleaned up the aborigines in the courtyard and improved the ecology of the courtyard.
Traveling friend Wang Yu explores the luminous hole on the rock wall of the tiankeng and travels to the world of the Siheyuan. He discovers that the luminous hole is a door of light, which can open to travel to another world. From then on, Wang Yu lives leisurely in the world of the Siheyuan, explores and sells arms in the other world, travels back and forth between the two worlds, practices martial arts and cultivates immortality, and is at ease. .
🌈① In 1965, the modern soul Cao Weiguo traveled through Beijing's courtyard house and gained a portable space to start a wonderful "salted fish" life. There are trivial neighborhood things here, but there is no hostility. 🌿 🌈Warmth and comedy are intertwined, showing harmony in contradiction. Let's see how Cao Weiguo spends his days leisurely in the courtyard with his own space and wisdom, and what interesting things will happen? 🌿