Found a Few Pretty Funny Books 发现了几本比较搞笑的书

1. 1 震 System, You Call a Hundred-Ton Truck Beast Taming? 震惊系统：你管百吨王叫御兽？ A Little Yu Cheng一只玉橙Urban836k WordsOngoing [Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Comedy + Super Beasts + Beast Taming + No Saintly Hero] Tight logic, carefully paced, no irritating plot points. Other people tame beasts; I tame good fortune. If you have a problem, take it up with my insurance bumper. We're all doing our best to stay alive. 37Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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   Fun, funny

2. 2 开 Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 337.6kReads9.7Score46.6kShelves

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   It's super funny. It's all about high-level martial arts. It can make you laugh until you have cramps. Come and take a look.

3. 3 不 Dude, You’re Joining the UFC Over Summer Break? 不是哥们儿！暑假你参加UFC？ The Smiling Orange会微笑的橘子Sports260k WordsCompleted [Reborn + System] What is it like to be reborn into a family with nothing? A mud hut where rain pours in outside and drips inside too? Or a rice jar without a single grain left? A passing dog shook its head. “If things get really bad, come with me to the restroom and we’ll find something warm to eat!” Sorry! I’m going to use both hands to break through these bare walls! 5.3kReads8.7Score142Shelves

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   Also, this book is also high-energy throughout, with no peeing spots.

4. 4 老 Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师：我淋过雨，你们想撑伞 Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 19.7kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves

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   When Jiang Feng woke up, he traveled to a parallel world and became a post-00s teacher participating in the "Searching for the Most Beautiful Gardener in the Country" competition. What's terrible is that the entire class had to be broadcast live! Looking at the innocent and honest high school students in the audience, Jiang Feng curled up his lips and made a calculation in his mind: Since God gave me this opportunity, I must "repay" these little guys. On the first day of school, Jiang Feng turned on the "Old Six" mode. After playing a small game, he deceived all the students' mobile phones and even confidently asked the students to play games with him to improve their scores. When the bell rang, he rushed into the classroom; as soon as the bell fell, he disappeared. When the students hid their mobile phones, he calmly shouted: "Hey, Siri, Xiao Ai..." In an instant, "I am here" came one after another in the classroom, leaving the students with nowhere to hide and had no choice but to hand over their mobile phones obediently. When checking their homework, some students said they forgot to bring it. Jiang Feng smiled and said, "It's okay. I'll call my parents to send it to them." The students were about to cry, so they could only confess that they had not done their homework.

5. 5 双 Twin God-Tier Martial Souls, Shocking the Demon Emperor's Wife! 双生神级武魂，震惊妖帝老婆！ The White Dragon Is No Dragon白龙非龙Eastern Fantasy7.2M WordsOngoing [Multiple heroines + shocking, passionate action + fairies and demons with unexpected sides + hilarious, outrageous “filial sons”] The thrills never stop after he leaves the mountains, and neither do the schemes. Luo Fanchen, a legendary heartbreaker and “playboy,” transmigrates and is dragged back to a village by his demoness wife from the very start. He awakens two heaven-defying, mysterious martial souls, encounters fairies and demonesses, and pulls one outrageous stunt after another… In this 230.8kReads9.5Score18.8kShelves

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   [Waste martial spirit? I, evolved against the will of heaven, shocked the world] When Luo Fanchen was in a daze holding the ancestral "Toilet Martial Spirit", the system suddenly yelled in the sea of ​​​​consciousness: "Brother! Others awaken to swallow the spirit deer, and you swallow the toilet spoon? Forget it, let's make do - first swallow the 'White Tiger Martial Spirit' of the prodigy next door to appetize it!" So he sprayed the "Toilet Spiral Curse" at the school belle Martial Spirit on the test bench, causing all the top students in the room to hug their heads and run away., : "! ''! ", "", , ""Boss, "": "! ! " (! +, , ! !)

6. 6 高 You Failed the College Entrance Exam, Yet Became a Sword God at a Vocational School? 高考落榜，技校的你成剑神了？ Snowland Eagle Saint雪域雕圣Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [No-brainer + ruthless + scheming comedy + System + swordsmanship + high martial world + brainless power fantasy] Su Chen transmigrates to Blue Star, where spiritual qi has revived and foreign races are invading. From the start, he awakens the Sword God System, which makes him stronger every time he kills with a sword! When his talent rank is tested, heaven and earth undergo a transformation, and sword energy stretches ninety thousand miles! When his ex-girlfriend asks to get back together, Su C 27.3kReads8.0Score2.5kShelves

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   Both funny and touching moments

7. 7 武 Martial Arts Awakening: I Drive a Hundred-Ton King on the National Highway 武道觉醒，我在国道开百吨王 Cherry Tomatoes Conquer Me圣女果克我Urban112k WordsOngoing (Feel-good power fantasy + scheming + shameless + no limits + comedy + socially anxious rich woman) The gorgeous rich woman is extremely socially anxious, so I show her some love, and she pelts me with money. [What!? The rich woman wants to keep me as her sugar baby!!] [Sorry, she was in my blind spot.] [I thought she was a speed bump.] [Take it up with my insurance.] [We're all doing our best to stay alive.] A few days before the Martial Arts Awakening, Lu Xiao personally drove a hundred-ton tr —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Some of the protagonists talk a lot and are very funny, and some of the content is very funny (´｡･v･｡`). Especially the protagonist in the first book is funny, and the fourth one is Sigma Man.

8. 8 洪 Primal Chaos: Even the Three Pure Ones Must Call Me 'Second Uncle' 洪荒：三清也得乖乖叫我一声二叔 Big Pineapple from Beifu北扶大菠萝Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted At the dawn of chaos, before Heaven and Earth had been formed. Before the Three Thousand Chaos Gods had ever appeared. Hong Yuan had already transmigrated here, and become Pangu's younger brother by the same mother. He also became the only being in all of chaos to survive. Faced with the primeval world transformed from his elder brother, Hong Yuan naturally upheld the fine tradition of a younger brother inheriting from his elder brother. Do you even know where the word “Hong” in “Honghuang” come 47.6kReads8.6Score4.7kShelves
9. 9 大 Great Tang: If You Won’t Rebel, Father, Then I Will! 大唐：父亲您不造反，我造反！ Darn Spider扑街蜘蛛呀Historical2.5M WordsOngoing [Ruthless and decisive]+ [Golden finger]+ [Conquest and expansion]+ [Industrial Revolution]+ [Age of Discovery] Also known as The Crown Prince Should Stop Competing, the Tang Dynasty Already Has Nine Dragons in One Court, Tang Dynasty: Father, You’re This Old, How Can You Still Sleep?, and I, Li Chengqian, the Steadiest Crown Prince in History. He transmigrates to a parallel Tang Dynasty and becomes Li Chengqian, still the heir of the Prince of Qin’s household. Faced with Li Shimin’s indecision, 13.1kReads8.6Score719Shelves
10. 10 人 Other People's Spirit Weapons Are Cold Arms, So What the Heck Is Your Barrett? 人家器灵冷兵器，你巴雷特什么鬼 Lazy Little Assassin摸鱼小刺客Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Gets a Spirit Weapon + Lighthearted Fun + System + Power Fantasy + Barrett + Infinite Ammo + Invincible + Gorgeous School Beauty Pursues Him + She Wants to Pin Me Against the Wall + Gorgeous Heroines] Li Luo transmigrates to a high martial arts world invaded by eerie monsters. Everyone else’s spirit weapons are melee weapons. But his spirit weapon is the ultimate sniper rifle: a Barrett. It comes with two top-tier enchantments: [Infinite Ammo] and [Lifespan Plunder]. The System Shop al 12.3kReads8.4Score1.4kShelves
11. 11 三 Three Kingdoms: One Halberd Shatters the Warlords’ Dreams of Hegemony! 三国：一戟干碎诸侯称霸梦！ The Five Black Categories黑五类Historical429k WordsCompleted [Also known as: Cao Cao’s Personal Bodyguard] [The Three Kingdoms’ Number One Red-Staff Brawler] [Barbarian Harvester] Lu Xiao transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and becomes a low-ranking soldier under Cao Cao. From the start, he is bound to an Infinite Health System: every bit of health he loses is returned as Strength Points. In his first battle, he saves Cao Cao. From then on, he becomes Cao Cao’s personal bodyguard and top enforcer, the twin red-staff brawlers of Cao Wei. At the Battle 1.3kReads7.6Score101Shelves
12. 12 你 You're the Richest Man Alive, So Why Are You Opening the Car Door for Customers Yourself? 你一个首富，亲自给顾客开车门？ Qi Yao Yao柒幺妖Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Standing before you is Yicheng City's top scorer in the college entrance exam, a millionaire entrepreneur by his freshman year, founder of Dami Tech after dropping out in his sophomore year, the man who made Dami Tech the country's number-one company by age 26, worth hundreds of billions by 28, founder of Dami Motors at 29, and the richest person in the country at 30. His bank account holds billions in cold, hard cash. He's the head of Dami Tech Group, founder of the Dami Standards Alliance, the 41.8kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
13. 13 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 187.2kReads9.3Score21.1kShelves

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    These are two novels with good plots, humor and imaginative thinking. I recommend them to everyone.

14. 14 沙 My Silly Junior Brother Is Strong and Totally Unhinged 沙雕小师弟，很强很疯癫 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and hilarious, exciting plot + satisfying wish fulfillment + fast-paced, quick power-ups + powerful protagonist + plundering the entire immortal realm + decisive and ruthless + come along for the ride.] The shameless Jiang Xiaobai is a ruthless fighter with monstrous power, crushing every enemy in his path. A gold-devouring beast named Brocade-Haired Pig: hilarious, with an astonishing treasure-hunting ability. No treasure can escape its nose. A sleazy, lecherous turtle named Guogu 10.8kReads8.5Score1.2kShelves
15. 15 镇 Suppressing Yin and Yang 镇阴阳 Dust in the Distance远方尘埃Mystery851k WordsCompleted [Supernatural The Underworld Comedy No female lead Not human] I used to think I was just an ordinary person. But on the day I was born, Yama sent a child into the world, ten thousand ghosts entered my body, and every ghost within a hundred miles hid in fear. The Underworld’s gods of the dead avoided me like the plague. In this life, I shall command yin and yang and tread the cycle of reincarnation. I only hope this song of sorrow ends in splendor… 4.6kReads9.0Score500Shelves
16. 16 总 CEO Wife, Don’t Run! Your Taoist Priest Is Coming 总裁老婆你别跑，贫道来也 Bearded Uncle虬髯大叔Mystery651k WordsCompleted [Urban] + [Supernatural] + [Comedy] + [Cultivation] The Great Emperor of Fengdu is reborn to cultivate anew. In his previous life, he followed the Way of the Sword. In this life, he follows the Way of Being a Jerk! After marrying Su Qingxue, the eldest daughter of the Su family in Yunhai City, Li Yang starts causing trouble at every turn and acting like a complete scoundrel. He catches evil spirits, exorcises zombies, flirts with his wife, and gets up to all kinds of mischief... 4.7kReads8.8Score314Shelves
17. 17 发 After Going Crazy, I Became a Hot Commodity for Survival in the Apocalypse 发疯后，我在末世求生成了香饽饽 Rich Little Lamb羊暴富儿Sci-Fi & Apocalypse722k WordsCompleted (Infinite flow + wild imagination + space upgrades + an overpowered golden finger) For no apparent reason, Jiang Youmian got bound to a ridiculous, useless System and became an utterly ordinary seller of [useless items]. But as it turned out... Her sales locations were anything but ordinary. Cities overrun by zombies, islands battered by hurricanes, underground passages swept away by floods, desolate deserts, extreme cold and heat, endless earthquakes, viral outbreaks... Jiang Youmian pressed a 6.9kReads8.9Score931Shelves

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18. 18 奥 Ultraman: I, Di, Never Let My Light Go Out 奥特：我迪某人从不闪灯 Northern Sea, No Kun北冥没鲲Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted [Ultraman's ultimate schemer + Schrödinger's harem + Black Tiga + stops being a saint later on] [Most characters behave differently from canon. If that bothers you, don't read it and make trouble for yourself.] Lin Luo was watching Kaijuu Girls while firing a gun, and accidentally passed out! When he woke up, he had arrived in the world of Tiga. Beneath the pyramid, he obtained the System, which gave him the first darkness of the Great Universe: the Dark Spark Prism. From then on, a legend sprea 11.6kReads8.3Score1kShelves

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    I've spoken. What's wrong with me, Di? Tell me what's wrong.

19. 19 烂 A Teacher Risks It All to Turn a Good-for-Nothing Around 烂泥扶上墙，英语老师以身入局 Aspiring Failure扑街选手Urban119k WordsOngoing No System + Everyday life + One heroine Three months before the 2014 college entrance exam, Wang Feng was reborn and set a few goals: 1. It was time to grow up and stop making his parents worry about him. 2. Health was the foundation of everything, so he would stick to exercising. 3. Give up on chasing the school beauty after three years, and focus all his energy on making money. 4... Just as he was gearing up to make his ambitions a reality, his English teacher, a mature woman with an alluring 9Reads6.6Score—Shelves
20. 20 反 Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 362.5kReads9.5Score53.8kShelves
21. 21 灭 The Day My Clan Was Wiped Out, My Parents from the Supreme Divine Dynasty Came Looking for Me 灭族当天，无上神朝的父母寻来 Old Wang Catches Chicks老王抓小鸡Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible talent, an invincible background, fast-paced wish fulfillment, multiple female leads] Jiang Luo transmigrated to a fantasy world and became the adopted son of Jiang Xiao, the Prince of Zhennan. From the start, he was framed, and Jiang Xiao raised an army in rebellion to protect his son. Jiang Luo also gained the golden finger of a divine pearl, granting him invincible talent. Just as the Great Li army was at the city gates and the Prince of Zhennan’s household was on the brink of ann 16.4kReads8.6Score1.6kShelves
22. 22 仙 You Dare Steal My Bride, Immortal Emperor? I'll Dig Out Your Supreme Bone! 仙帝你也敢抢亲？反手挖你至尊骨 Gongzi Zhifan公子之凡Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Villain + Unstoppable Domination + No Saintly Heroics + Immortal Emperor from the Start + System + Pure Power Fantasy] Xu Fengqiu transmigrates into the young master of the Xu family, a ten-thousand-year-old imperial clan, and is an Immortal Emperor from the start. Why should the chosen ones blessed with protagonist halos get to defy heaven's will, while villains with powerful backgrounds are doomed to be stepping-stones? [Fated Villain System] activated! Steal the chosen one's Destiny Points, 19.6kReads7.9Score1.9kShelves
23. 23 开 I Threaten the Female Lead from the Start, and I'm Set on Being the Villain 开局威胁女主，这个反派我当定了 A Hundred Years of Nurturing Benevolence百年树仁Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Scheming, shameless, hilarious. Pure-love fans, beware] Jiang Che transmigrated into the role of a rich second-generation villain in a modern wish-fulfillment novel, and was bound to a God-Tier Choice System. From the start, he happened to catch the heroine trying to sneak a peek at the exam papers. A villain’s choice was triggered! [Choice One: Pretend you saw nothing] [Choice Two: Shout at her, drawing a crowd] [Choice Three: ...] And so, a perverted supervillain was born. To avoid being 78.5kReads8.9Score6.6kShelves
24. 24 污 I’ll Own Every Accusation, But Don’t Cry When I Wipe Out Your Whole Clan! 污蔑我全认，灭你全族可别哭！ Tipsy Chick微醺的鸡仔Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted [Fantasy premise + System + villain + no saintly behavior + ruthless and decisive] Qin Luo transmigrates to another world and becomes the Holy Son of the Taixu Sacred Land, standing trial. His unrequited love, his fiancée, and the protagonist accuse him of being a spy for the Heavenly Demon Sect. Every disciple of the Sacred Land denounces him. “Qin Luo murdered his fellow disciples to cultivate demonic arts, the legendary Heaven-Devouring Demonic Art!” “Qin Luo isn't an orphan. He must have joi 101.4kReads8.4Score12.6kShelves
25. 25 娘 Sign-In for a Supreme Divine Body in the Womb, Invincible from Birth 娘胎签到至尊神体，出生开始无敌 Elder Wields the Sword执剑长老Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted After his soul transmigrated into a fantasy world overrun by demons, Lin Heng discovered that he was an unborn baby. The sign-in System activated. “Host, sign in for the first time at the Ancestral God Temple and receive the Supreme Divine Body!” My mother gained the Supreme Divine Body! “Host, sign in for the first time at the Palace of Reflection and receive a Seven-Colored Heavenly Heart Lotus!” My mother ate a few lotus seeds and formed a divine soul! By the time I was born, my mother 26.3kReads8.8Score3.6kShelves
26. 26 女 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综，走上人生癫疯 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 24.6kReads9.3Score4kShelves

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    📖"Let you go to the romance drama, but not let you end up with the male and female protagonists" | Family members who are laughing so hard 🎭Putting a book + romance drama + sand sculpture + slap in the face, no one will say anything after reading this setting! Yun Xia, who failed to survive the catastrophe, was struck by lightning into the world of the novel and became a vicious female supporting character. Her mission is to help the heroine and the licking dogs in the love drama. But after practicing immortality for three thousand years, she decided to fight against CP. 💥Famous scenes come one after another: Xiao Baihua accuses her of seducing the actor, and she calmly replies, "I know you like to eat shit, but I'm not a dog, and I won't eat it."; The dog-licking actor threatens, and she directly appears with a kitchen knife and says, "Come on!"; Fans question the financial sponsor, and she coyly says, "I slept with the God of Wealth last night, do you want to go together?" She makes people speechless every time. It's so fun to watch! The brother-sister pair Xie Heng and Yun Xia are also very interesting. One is the King Juan, who looks glamorous but is mentally ill, and the other is a celebrity junior sister who has epilepsy everywhere. The two of them are in various situations in the love drama and are full of jokes. From testing each other to finally going both ways, the emotional line is natural and sweet. The writing style of this novel is light and humorous, with various jokes and jokes, breaking the traditional romance novel routine. Those who like to read light-hearted, funny and anti-conventional novels, don't miss it! I read it in one go and couldn't stop~ #novelsrecommendation # # #

27. 27 我 Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1.1MReads9.9Score285.2kShelves

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    It's been a long time since I've seen such a funny plot. It's hard to imagine that the author uses a character with mental illness as the male protagonist, and he can also roam in a world full of ghosts. The subject matter is very novel and refreshing. It's suitable for reading in your spare time. It's really funny!!! [Laughing]

28. 28 七 70s Military Marriage: The Couple’s a Bit Crazy 七零军婚：那两口子都有点癫 Wealthy Heiress财神千金Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with 51.7kReads9.2Score5.7kShelves

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    Bian Bian Dian ~ Shuang Bian kills everyone ~

29. 29 癫 Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 365.8kReads9.8Score55.3kShelves

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    It's all very abstract, my granny destroyed the parking lot

30. 30 她 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 36.6kReads9.5Score5.9kShelves
31. 31 我 I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我，别惹，古希腊掌管癫子的神 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance326k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + a spineless loser’s descent into madness] Jiang Lian transmigrated into a book, becoming a supporting female character in a story about going crazy. Her job was to serve as a foil to the unhinged heroine, and she could only return home by repairing the plot. Overworked drone Jiang Lian said, “Isn’t the foil to an unhinged person just a spineless loser? I’ve been a corporate workhorse for five years. Nobody understands being spineless better than I do!” And so, on a variety show. 10.8kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
32. 32 我 I Contributed Just a Little Bit of Strength to My Clan 我为家族献出了亿点点力量 The Plump Salted Fish发福的咸鱼Eastern Fantasy229k WordsCompleted Wu Tianxiao strokes his core of wisdom, Wu Ming gently caresses his life-bound sword, and Wu Qi fondles his furnace. “Defying heaven and changing one's fate: that's the romance of cultivation. Establishing an immortal dynasty: that's the lofty ideal of cultivators like us!” 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Wu Tian's magic power is boundless, Wu's name and ten thousand swords return to his sect, Wu Qi's punch is superhuman, and he can change his fate against the will of heaven. This is the romance of a monk.

33. 33 即 Even a Psycho Villain Should Dare to Slack Off! 即使是疯批反派也要勇敢摆烂！ Fried Egg Yolk煎蛋黄Modern Romance333k WordsCompleted [Family Favorite] [Absurdist] [Redemption] [No CP] Mo Xiaoqi was so absurd that she often seemed completely unlike the rest of her family. Then, when she was nine, she got hit on the head by an apple while swinging and gained some new memories. She saw her domineering CEO eldest brother die after going bankrupt, her art-loving second brother choose suicide, and her iron-willed soldier third brother die after falling off a cliff. She saw her family, a bunch of villains doomed to die horribly desp 5.9kReads9.3Score860Shelves

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    Really, really, so funny!!! Laughing like crazy!!!

34. 34 被 A Ghost Chased Me for Three Blocks, So I Scared It Into Calling Me Daddy 被鬼追了三条街，反手吓的鬼叫爹 Kang Han康韩Urban650k WordsCompleted From the start, Zhang Yang was chased by a ghost for three whole blocks. At that critical moment, he awakened the Ghost-Scaring System and immediately summoned the founding master to possess him, then pinned the ghost down and beat it senseless. From then on, terrifying tales about Zhang Yang began spreading among the ghosts. Headless ghost: “Damn, he used my head as a ball and kicked it around...” Water ghost: “He drained all the water just to catch me. Who am I supposed to complain to?” Hanged 1.2kReads8.8Score137Shelves
35. 35 我 I Scrounge Food and Drink at the Cemetery 我在坟地蹭吃蹭喝 Bao Gungun.包滚滚.Urban1.8M WordsCompleted I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward: 5.1kReads8.8Score563Shelves
36. 36 会 The Huiyuan Technique 会元功 Fei Bian飞编Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Due to copyright issues, start reading from Volume Two! Start reading from Volume Two! Start reading from Volume Two! [Workplace Wuxia + A Pragmatic Jianghu + Fictional Ming Dynasty + Light Transmigration + Light Sci-Fi: No cultivation, no tribulations, no melodrama, no Wudang, Shaolin, or Emei, no monks, Taoist priests, or nuns. No harem, no System. Inspired by true events + not a power fantasy.] The protagonist is a lowly escort bodyguard, a “corporate drone” of the martial world. One choice i 187Reads—Score—Shelves

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37. 37 战 Spirit Tamer: My Oddball Spirit Weighs Fifty Tons! 战灵师：我的奇灵是百吨王！ Silly Daydream憨憨白日梦Urban534k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast growth + genius (invincible from beginning to end, never takes a beating or holds back) + urban high martial arts + absurdity + protecting Huaxia] [Near-invincible protagonist + everyone is smart + everyone is a devoted romantic (those in relationships, anyway. Where would single people find love?)] [Also known as: Awakening a Hundred-Ton King from the Start! The World Calls Me Arrogant!] In an age when people awaken flying dragons, phoenixes, and sacred lions, or fighter jets, ta —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In an era of overflowing geniuses, the protagonist is even more of a monster among geniuses, but everyone's efforts are not to step on other geniuses, nor for any honor. Their goals are the same, to become strong, protect China, regain territory, and fight for the future for mankind. It is an abstract and refreshing novel, with some knives and warmth.

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