Any Extremely, Extremely Absurd Books? A 9.0 Rating Is Fine 兄弟们有没有特别特别抽象的书啊？评分9.0就可以
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
139kReads9.7Score15.4kShelves
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
47.2kReads9.5Score5.7kShelves
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Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene 恋综：小作精她开拖拉机炸翻全场
[Transmigrates into a book + dating reality show + entertainment industry + livestreaming + power fantasy + sweet romance] On her eighth transmigration into a book, Qin Ruo lands in a story full of secret identities as the foil to a wealthy family's real daughter: a cannon-fodder fake heiress. The real heiress comes from the countryside to the city, flaunting her many secret identities to put Qin Ruo in her place. The two of them even end up on the same dating show. Qin Ruo: Hm? Secret identitie
9.7kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
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Rewind: A Different Approach, One More Time 回档：换个姿势再来一次
Because Bai Ershisan, a senior employee in the Netherworld’s Department of Soul Guidance, made a mistake, Li Le was kicked straight out of the cycle of reincarnation. The great science of quantum mechanics tells Li Le that time’s arrow points only toward the future. As for why he has gone back thirty years, if you can’t figure it out, asking him won’t help either. All Li Le can do is pull himself together and live through the script of his life once again.
104.2kReads9.3Score7kShelves
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I Went to the Wrong Grave and Mistook a Female Ghost for One of My Own 上错坟，不小心把女鬼当成自己人
[One female lead, the male lead isn't invincible, not a wish-fulfillment story, supernatural, metaphysics. If it's not your cup of tea, please don't flame. This story is entirely fictional. The leads practice both Buddhism and Taoism. If you're the type to nitpick, read with caution!] “Year after year, I come to pay respects to my ancestors, yet year after year I'm still stuck working. I'm not happy over here, and you might be going hungry over there. Bless your grandson with a prosperous year,
29.6kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves
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It's the Apocalypse, So Having a Few Extra Powers Is Only Reasonable 都末世了，有亿点异能很合理吧
[Apocalypse + Natural Disasters + Powerful Protagonist + Satisfying Read with No Logic + No Romance + Word Spirit] Ling Ran, a powerful word-spirit master, unexpectedly transmigrated into a book set in an apocalypse, and she found the new world fascinating. When surrounded by zombies, Ling Ran: “God says I can fly.” The ability users watched as she rose into the air, despite having no wings, and slowly dropped their jaws. When they needed to retrieve research materials but the ability users were
31.4kReads8.9Score3.3kShelves
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I’d Rather Die Than Give You Up 死都不给你
Xia Qianchu and Xu Yuyan were in love for five years. After enduring one hardship after another, Xia Qianchu eventually died of esophageal cancer, but she didn't truly die. She became a dog and stayed by Xu Yuyan's side.
476Reads8.2Score100Shelves
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After Turning into a Monkey, I Go on a Rampage Beating People Every Day 变成猴子后每天都在发疯打人
[No romance, the heroine shines on her own] When Zhang Yingying opened her eyes, she discovered she had been reborn as a monkey in a zoo. Worse still, she was at the very bottom of the troop's pecking order. Every day, she went hungry and got chased around and beaten by the other monkeys. Zhang Yingying thought, “People should have a moral baseline. But who says I have to, when I'm a monkey?” “If I have no morals, no one can hold me to them!” Go wild! Go wild! Enjoy a wonderful life with no
686Reads8.8Score100Shelves
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Journey to the West Black Hole: A Buddhist Fanatic Storms Mount Ling 西游黑洞：佛门狂徒闯灵山
[Journey to the West fanfiction + no romance + goofy comedy + System golden finger + wish fulfillment] After transmigrating into a book, the sharp-tongued, scheming Tang Shan becomes everyone’s favorite in Journey to the West. The System wants her to protect her four disciples and obtain the scriptures? No problem! “Master, the monster wants to eat you!” “No big deal. He only made the same mistake every demon under heaven makes.” “I heard you pinned Kongkong under a mountain for five hundred
365Reads8.0Score—Shelves
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Reincarnation Paradise: The Undying War God 轮回乐园：不死系战神
[Infinite Flow] [System] [Immortal Demi-Human Bloodline] After dying while taking revenge, Lu Yi enters the Reincarnation Paradise. With the System’s help, he experiences a very different kind of Reincarnation Paradise. Endowed with a modified demi-human bloodline, Lu Yi tells the contractors of the Reincarnation Paradise: “From now on, if you don’t dare lead the raid, I’ll lead it! If you don’t dare scout the way, I’ll do it! I’m willing to risk death and die if I have to. That’s who I am, Lu Y
3.4kReads8.7Score374Shelves
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The Wasteland Era 废土纪元
Sixty years ago, a natural disaster changed the human world forever. Species evolved at a breakneck pace, and humanity retreated behind the walls, struggling to survive. Three years ago, his father disappeared and was branded a traitor to humanity. His younger sister became a blood-drinking infected, hunted by everyone. Two young souls struggled to survive in a slum rife with violence and crime. A lockdown put his sister at risk of being exposed. Gu Chen had no choice but to get blood on his han
5.8kReads9.0Score699Shelves
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The Way of Heaven's Evolution: Bureau 503 天衍圣道之503局
A high-speed express train hurtles along its route. An ordinary train conductor gets drunk in a sleeper compartment, breaking the rules, and becomes embroiled in a bizarre tomb-robbing case. When he sobers up, he unexpectedly joins Huaxia’s most mysterious organization, Bureau 503... By chance, he crosses paths with the mysterious Tongji Alliance, setting him on a completely different path in life.
24.6kReads8.9Score2.6kShelves
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The Village Divine Farmer 乡村神农
Also known as: After Returning to the Village, I Have the Time of My Life Every Night Chen Ping, a medical student, is terminally ill. With his illness reaching its final stage, he returns to his village to recuperate. But on his very first night back, a shadow sneaks into his home...
20.9kReads9.2Score2.7kShelves
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The Moment the Sword Rings 此刻，剑鸣之时
[The Church’s divine light shines upon the world, while mechanical armor soars across the sky. You wonder: Can a sickle tear through a mech? Can a war hammer reforge faith?] [Swords, spears, and clubs are no match for guns and mechs. A lifetime of hard training is no match for cybernetic augmentation. You declare: How can weapons be such cumbersome things!] [After swinging your blade a thousand times, you resonate with your weapon and create the “Breath Resonance Method.”] [Even ordinary iron ca
61.4kReads9.0Score6.4kShelves
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The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱
“Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of
149.4kReads9.5Score18.4kShelves
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The Underworld: Ruling the World 黑社会：雄霸天下
The campus beauty he'd loved for three years was brutalized and killed! Chen Xuewen, who had done nothing, was framed and sent to prison! His honest, hardworking parents both died horribly while seeking justice for him! After nineteen years of living by the rules and obeying the law, Chen Xuewen finally saw the true face of the world. “Those who kill and burn their way to riches wear golden belts, while those who build bridges and roads leave no bones behind!” “If others can kill and burn, why
162.4kReads9.1Score9.3kShelves
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Strange Tales Livestream! 怪谈直播间！
Welcome to the Rules of the Strange. This is a battle of blood and fire, a test of wit and courage. The power of words cannot be resisted, and the eerie rules must not be broken. In a seemingly hopeless situation, find the one correct answer, break free of your constraints, and search for a way to survive.
173.4kReads9.7Score17.9kShelves
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Thriller Game: From the Start, I Helped Monsters Make Choices 惊悚游戏：开局帮鬼怪做选择
[Horror game dungeons + career-based progression + NPCs caught in a rat race + livestreaming + everyday-life style] Jiang Ye’s daily routine consists of working, studying, working... Then one day, he’s pulled into a horror game during class and awakens an all-career talent. He discovers that all his career skills are a little strange. From the start, he unlocks the career “Small-Town Exam Machine,” with an added skill that lets him make choices for ghosts and monsters. [A difficult choice has ap
54.3kReads9.4Score5.5kShelves
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Online Dating a Horror Boss, I Tried to Escape but Was Kissed Until I Cried 网恋到恐怖boss，逃跑被亲哭
[Infinite-Flow Horror + Sweet Romance + Growing Heroine + Obsessive, Yandere Male Lead + Mutual Firsts] Yun Fu falls in love online with a boyfriend. She gets his contact information from a dream. He spoils her endlessly, flirts with her all day, and comforts her every night. He's a total lovesick husband who lives for his wife. But when Yun Fu wants to meet him in person before starting school, he keeps hemming and hawing and refuses to see her. “If you won't meet me, we're breaking up!” Yun Fu
59.6kReads9.3Score8kShelves
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The Fourth Book by Zhimo Sen. 知某森.的第4本书
My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your follows motivate me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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I Turned the Horror World Into a Raising Game! 我把惊悚世界玩成养成游戏！
A mysterious force descended upon Earth, giving rise to another world of terror. Everyone was forcibly sent into the world of horror games on their eighteenth birthday. While everyone else was immersed in fear, struggling to survive in the cracks between life and death, Qin Nuo discovered that he could earn System rewards by influencing the ghosts’ emotions. And every time he completed a dungeon, he could establish his own business in the world of horror. So he became a food runner at the Yin Sp
161kReads9.5Score19kShelves
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Deicide Learning In A Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神
A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled
1.1MReads9.9Score180.5kShelves
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Never Underestimate a Poor Young Man 莫欺少年穷
The goddess who used to look down on me is now applying for a job at my company… When the tiger returns to the mountain, the land will run red with blood; When the dragon rises, even the Yellow River will flow backward!
73.5kReads9.0Score11.5kShelves
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Who Has Time for Romance When You’re Busy Being Absurd? 搞抽象，哪有时间谈恋爱啊
[Meme humor] + [absurd comedy] + [school life] + [friends messing with each other] + [romantic comedy] My name is Bai Mo, and things are getting urgent: I’m surrounded by girls, and they all seem to like me! There’s a self-conscious beauty born with different-colored eyes, my childhood friend who wants to make our bond stronger, an internet-addicted class monitor hiding her identity from me, and a scheming heiress. Dating? I’ve been single since birth for over a decade. Is that really more fun t
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Seeking the Way in the Legal World 律界问道
[Comeback and growth + charming lawyer + mysteries surrounding cold cases + officialdom and workplace + wits and will] He turns his life around, with Death brushing past him several times. A string of cold cases remain shrouded in mystery...
592Reads—Score115Shelves
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League of Legends: All-Around Champion, At My Peak from Debut LOL：全能冠军，出道即巅峰
Lu Yun wakes up reborn in S5, becomes a professional player, and forms his own team. He has no System, but gains lightning-fast reactions and extraordinary focus that lasts for hours. He becomes an all-around player and embarks on the road to becoming the LPL’s ultimate carry. At the S5 World Championship, he becomes the LPL’s savior. Riven, Fiora, Darius, Renekton, Gangplank, Ryze, Kennen, Akali: across 15 matches, he plays 15 different champions, defeats SKT head-on, wins the championship, and
9.1kReads8.9Score439Shelves
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